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Eric Linus Kaplan

@ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social
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Podcast "Terrifying Questions and How not to be Terrified by Them" -- book"Does Santa Exist?" -- tv shows-- Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Big Bang Theory, Malcom in the Middle, Krapopolis &c.! blog ericlinuskaplan.wordpress.com He/Him

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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 1h
isn't Alito the cat who takes 100K fishing trips from people with case before him? Should he really be writing books?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 10h
do y'all feel the Crisis of the Third Century could have been averted by some wise statesmanship or is that just "happy talk"?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 10h
Pescennius Niger really didn't get a chance to get control of gas prices
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 14h
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Little Known Brooklyn Detectives
There were so many teams of boy detectives when I was growing up sometimes it is hard to keep track of them.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 14h
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The Big Swing Challenge — Swing Left
Take your biggest swing—commit to having conversations with as many swing voters as possible by the 2026 midterm elections.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 14h
Edward Gibbon's original title
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 14h
I thought you meant the actual empire!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything I Ever Needed to Know About Sucking Algae Off of Glass I Learned From My Plecostomus
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
were the confederate states of america an independent moral agent? was each individual state? is Chipotle? how would we know? should we start treating Chipotle as an independent moral agent now, just in case? Just asking!
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what pissed Trump off. youtu.be/duPaIjwNHkM
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2026 Angel Awards Chuck Lorre Speech
YouTube video by Project Angel Food
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing forbids our pleasure except savage and sad superstition- Spinoza
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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I was the God! I was the Sacrifice!
Thomas De Quincey’s “Confessions of an English Opium Eater” describes a fantasy in which he is involved in some kind of Hindu religious ceremony in which he was the god, he was the priest, he was the ...
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
listening to Steely Dan = turning the whole earth into your hospice, making existence so close to death that the final moment won't even be noticed as a change of state?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the bible
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that's right.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the problem isn't the character limit, it's that people don't know each other, so they often get defensive and then start being mean to each other
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you could just try -- it's cool -- when people reach out in whatever format and are interested in being reached out to -- some vulnerable communication and even intimacy can happen
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know that the gradual universe has no thou. I can feel addressed by it and take myself to be addressed by it. Like in sequoia national park or at the ocean or looking up at the stars. It feels like wow. This cannot be ignored. This requires reverence and care from me.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do you like I and Thou by Martin Buber?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why should the Great Mystery make us in one fell swoop rather than over millions of years? Why would being made gradually make us one whit less special or important?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you would know
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
great reporting1 (also Deborarh Harris is a group, not a girl!)
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
end scheme-smuggling!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Copernicus only shows us we are unimportant if you believe that it is important to be living on a physically large and centrally located object. But why think either is correlated with importance?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is helpful to use the "&" key
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes! that's a great way of putting it.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I find the whole question of consciousness to be confused and windy, so it is knocking down a straw man to say you don't need to be conscious to think. cause nobody has a good idea what consciousness is or why it matters. it's a philosophical dead end.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah ok. makes sense. sorry to hear that about Proudhon.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
people mourn their cars. so what?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's interesting. what is the upshot for contemporary politics in the US?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a mistake to yoke this debate to the confused windy discussions of consciousness. AI isn't a mind because it doesn't have a history a body a society or anything it cares about. AI is a sophisticated search engine. People who say otherwise are motivated by $ or useful idiots.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don't know what it is but it says it is obscur, so if you knew what was going on it would seem to be misrepresenting itself
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you guys like Monsta X? #monstax
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow I wonder if there is any relevant difference between the political leadership provided by an ER doctor as compared to that provided by a felonious game show host...
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2034. The former Groypers are getting out of the rehabilitation centers outside Fairbanks, Alaska. They take hesitant steps into a new world. A reporter asks one - in the old days you used to be a senator? A president? "None of that matters." says the man. "I'm a human being."
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's a deeply troubled weirdo, as was evident to us all in nyc in the 80s. i think the eccentric move was electing him to office.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's a fine looking dog!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my friend, unintentionally funny does not count.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tickled is a really prescient documentary as it describes how a rich bullying weirdo can keep offending with impunity by intimidating the press and employing immoral fixers.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but if you're describing boustrophedontic writing at a casual get together, what choice do you have?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Klobuchar - I am glad you are willing to talk with these creepy characters so we don't have to!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
working on a connections: term, diaper, fries, gun
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it genuine assholery -- i.e. would they be like that IRL -- or is it a culture of trying to seem cool on the internet?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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John Wick Revenge Pic
A collection of hippies capture John Wick’s pet calf and sacrifice it for one of their dirty hippie parties/barbecues.
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tsss!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can misread stuff and force it into my previous preconceptions pretty damn fast -- will that help?
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skeeper the Dog. He's not a dog. & he's not named "Skeeper". Coming soon to a screen near you!
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when they make public statements they should be required to back them up with money. "We bet you $100 million dollars that we don't make money off of compulsive gamblers -- and if you can prove we do before an impartial panel we will give you that money."
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no
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Eric Linus Kaplan @ericlinuskaplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anybody want to do a zoom chat this evening?
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