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Eric Black

@ericjetblack.bsky.social
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Writer. Los Angeles.

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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was a fun one to do. In five minutes, I will realize I omitted something glaringly obvious. OH WELL.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
George Bush in the “second plane” photo
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Doomsday type of poster that says “Gulf of Doom”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Naomi Wolf “No! No!!” tweet
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[stares in angeleno]
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Headline from The Onion's "Our Dumb Century," as if from WWII. It reads, "Japan Forms Alliance with White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Scheme"
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A book cover of Gravity’s Rainbow
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Exterior of Old Springfield Library, from The Simpsons, festooned with a banner that reads, “WE HAVE BOOKS ABOUT TV”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune 3 poster but it says “Cunk on Dune”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
slacksmaxxing
pixel-challenged image of oddly proportioned brown bell bottom pants
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Wow, I barely recognize them without this:
A closeup of the Nightreign Defeat screen, showing an Ironeye on the ground, with the word "DEFEAT" above them, shrouded in red haze. Above that is the blue revive wheel; all three segments are full. Careful observers will note that the ground behind the Ironeye is green, which only happens on the Sentient Pest expedition, and not Balancers, which OP's work is depicting. Side note: I've basically only played Ironeye once, to get the Platinum trophy. I prefer Duchess, or with the arrival of the DLC, Undertaker.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@merriam-webster.com [slaps roof of dictionary] this bad boy can fit so much words in it
Hand holding a newly arrived Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Twelfth Edition
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The Bart’s Dead meme but without text
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say
"guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
December 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM 83 Everybody can reply
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
omg
Screenshot of part of Wikipedia page. There’s a “See Also” header, below which the only link is to the Milkshake Duck page
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't grunge. With apologies to Mia for stealing her phrasing, The Trashcan Sinatras’ I’ve Seen Everything forever changed me.
Cover art for The Trashcan Sinatras’ 90s album I’ve Seen Everything. It’s a painting of a shadow of a figure stretching across a simple room, rendered in green, blue, and red.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
[tweet below, then] Arrest this man He talks in maths It buzzes like a fridge He’s like a detuned radio
[thom yorke voice saying Laura Loomer’s tweet “woke Marxist pope”]
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You pay people to cheat at video games.
screengrab of Elon Musk tweet claiming that he and Trump are bringing home those two astronauts, and that Biden abandoned them, or some such nonsense
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Uh, what’s in the sky over LA right now?
Blobby shape in the sky over LA
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Automated faint praise is a new achievement for me
Screen grab of a Bluesky score of 3.71 “Contributor”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
wait wut?
A hand holding a piece of mail inviting the recipient to join some eldritch horror called “Prime One Medical,” which is somehow healthcare you add onto your Amazon Prime account
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What the …
Moana 2 billboard, showing Moana and Maui sailing on the oceanMoana 2 billboard zoomed in a little closer, drawing attention to a distant structure in the backgroundThat’s no structure! That’s the Gate of Divinity from the Elden Ring DLC!
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Make a Nazi cry today
Close up of Los Angeles County’s “I voted” sticker which proudly features 19 different languages, against a patriotic flag design, because voting and diversity are essential to the American spirit.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Best “Mysteries of ‘View full thread’” I’ve seen in a while
Screen grab of thread where a political post connects to a bear named Spumoni, and how we got there is masked by “View full thread”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Eowyn from Return of the King, revealing herself and saying, "I am no man, dickweed"
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Top 15%, that's where the cool kids are. The big one-five. Just me and my cool friends. The Fifteen Club. Me chillin' with great people like Joe Bluesky, and Steve Totally-Exists. Fif. Teen.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Surprised they went with “Youth” and not “Jugend”
New York Times headline beginning “Vance Showcases Youth”
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
“I hear you have writing advice”
Lady Jessica from Dune Part 2 with writing on her face. She can see across time and she wants you to know “said” is fine to use.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
It took me an embarrassing number of sentences to realize this was Tacoma-n and not Taco-man
Screengrab of part of a post, which reads, "As a very proud Tacoman, a thing I never tire of telling people is ..."
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2 (aka The Road Warrior) delivering a speech in the Wasteland
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
The sickos meme
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
me and the boys morally abstaining from voting
Chris Hemsworth as Warlord Dementus in Furiosa, surrounded by a coterie of big-brain moral thinkers (i.e., wasteland fleabags)
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
The Flag of California has the correct amount of simplicity, general flagginess, and Tarot deck weirdness. I will not be taking questions at this time.
The Flag of California, admired for flaggy qualities, and yet if you drew it from a deck, the Tarot reader would go still and draw a sharp intake of breath, leaving you wondering if the bear was coming for you, yes you
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
I don’t know why people say the NYT crossword is hard
3 Bad news for a ski resort

ORCS
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
The Pillsbury Doughboy experiencing a state of rapture known only to dough people
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
The timeline delivers
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
I realize humanity is a rich tapestry, our collective mileage varies, etc, but everyone I know, including myself, who has offered “it’s complicated” wrt to Israel and Palestine desperately wants to find a way to simplify without sacrificing nuance, so that others will join us in working toward peace
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Can verify
Headline from The Cut: This Mercury Retrograde in Aries Will Be Peak Chaos
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
same energy
Make a sandwich graph, with breakfast options, which vaguely resembles the eclipse chart OP shared
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Which Trump are we talking about! Is it this Trump? There are many Trumps, after all.
Washington Post analysis headline: Judge clarifies, Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
We never have any fun
The New York Times Spelling Bee. I tried to enter “Funiculi, Funicula” but the bee says it’s not on the word list. Mostly I’m proud of getting the screenshot at the exact right time on the first try.
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Extreme Job!
Korean poster for Extreme Job
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Ringo Starling, a superb starling with *personality* at San Diego Zoo Safari Park. (Not my picture.)
This guy! His name is Ringo Starling and he’s awesome
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
“tactical dress shoes”
online ad for a men’s dress shoe with the tagline “The World’s Most Advanced Dress Shoes” and the sole is some sort of two-part synthetic rigmarole designed to reassure men that it’s okay, they haven’t lost their manhood just because they’re in sales now
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
U.S. map from The Simpsons, showing Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Reprogramming Wordle Bot to only ever say, “Your guess wasn’t my favorite. JORTS would have been more efficient.”
“Video games cause violence.” Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for?
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Totally normal and healthy
L.A. Times headline: Half of Republicans say California isn’t really American
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
“I looked up and I seen it, but then I seen the people up there,” Chris Taylor, who was in town from Atlanta. “I was like, oh, they still got more to do.”
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