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Eric Hassan

@erichassan.bsky.social
5.1K followers 455 following 516 posts

bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)

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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 19h
people are gonna have an opinion about you no matter what you do but nobody ever died thinking “geez, i wish i had just listened to everyone else’s opinion of me and not made my own choices” also, it’s my opinion you should always be unapologetic about sucking dick :) 💚
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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Today’s poem: Naomi Shihab Nye: “Kindness” #lunchpoems
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
today we buried my uncle next to my mother - i stood with my aunt and uncle, their two remaining siblings and felt so thankful that our shrinking family keeps getting closer i miss my uncle and my mom so much - at least i’ll get to visit their graves often 💚💜
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
food not bombs food not billionaires food not fascism food not genocide food not fear food not dictators
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i’m always stunned when people - given ample space and opportunity to do otherwise - make the most socially uncomfortable and inconsiderate choice like, there’s plenty of space - get the fuck out of mine
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baycub.bsky.social @baycub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gnawing on his tighty-whities would be a great start!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
happy sunday! i hope you have a great day!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wearing an outfit like this around me is gonna get you pregnant
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my favorite band of all time is shudder to think (and pony express record is my favorite album of all time) - i’m seeing them tonight!!!!!!!!!! i am so so so excited!!!!!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hope that maga dick tastes good
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that’s wrong - its a bribe and its an impeachable offense
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it was said to voters at the convention
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that’s an important distinction – we all know that even if he gets his way, he’s not going to pay – he still needs to be impeached and imprisoned 
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is bribery
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’m pretty sure “if we win this election, we’ll pay you” is bribery
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
because they do not want to and don’t believe they need to
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
now that lindsey graham is gone, this is correct
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he might not remember because he chooses not to remember and nobody has enough respect or care for him to tell him to behave like an actual human being and stop lying because he’s bad at it
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there’s no such thing as a “dick card” and you don’t need to defend anything - your dick is great so stop posting pics of it to “defend” it - there’s no attack, and if there is, find better people to show your dick to
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*hoping
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i figured that was the answer but was hook there was something i missed!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
legit question - how do they square the idea that the population needs to be reduced to 1/3 of what it is now *and* the claim the low birth rate is an existential crisis and we need more babies?
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we have vaccines for illnesses and methods to inspect food - we don’t *have* to have either measles deaths or “food-induced” illness barking about numbers instead of promoting health is just that motherfucker trying to kill us
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s 2026 and if you can take a vaccine that will save your life and you don’t (or you refuse on behalf of someone else), you deserve whatever happens to you we don’t have to have measles deaths but we also don’t have to mourn stupidity
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NotNattyDaddy aka Swolverine @notnattydaddy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷 Now choke yourself with it. On your knees. Lean into it.
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
try it! i was skeptical but it really works! check out elaine boddy for some guidance - she’s brilliant, and makes bread seem very approachable
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
nope! it rises on my counter, then ferments overnight in the fridge - in the morning, i put it in the dutch oven, turn the oven oven on and bake!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
a while back i started baking my bread from a cold oven and what a huge difference it makes! less energy use, less time spent heating the oven (and my house) and wayyyy better bread!
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David @gaymergeek26.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just a gooner and his penis wishing you all a happy fat cock Friday #fcf
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
and here’s the cake!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
lol imagine!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i got a new bundt pan because i want to make a chocolate coconut donut cake! it’s in the oven now :)
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i love a downward curve!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i’m not sure madonna has enough control over her face to express much emotion
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Steve Vil | Elektrikill @elektrikill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And now to place an order at the pizzerrhea!
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Popperboi8 @popperboi8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Up N Down on my Slicked Up Penis!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s that time of the night again :) #bator
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knox hardy @knoxhardyxxx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ngl I made a mess in here 🥴 #thirstythursday #pissbator #ppbh
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
After shooting multiple ropes while stroking to the coach's #PP vids, Angel was spent. Yet when the coach & Steve ignited that rush in him again, Angel was driven to grab a clean shirt & soak that one up too. Load four, let's go! #HuffertonU #Poppers @erichassan.bsky.social #thedudenextdoor #PPBH
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@erichassan.bsky.social has been a boon to the PPBH. As PP content disappears from sites around the web, thedudenextdoor.com continues to be a cornucopia of popper pleasure! (I don't get the appeal of "PP" vids which have sex scenes but no actual huffing content. I want to see & hear the inhales!)
thedudenextdoor.com
PLEASE ENTER YOUR BIRTHDAY TO VERIFY YOUR AGE.
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Who is up for A GREAT AFTERNOON ORGASM, with @erichassan.bsky.social of thedudenextdoor.com? Sharing #weed, #poppers and #cum with a bro is the ideal way to while away the day. #PP #PPBH #Nude #BigCock #Edging #Cumshot #RealMenHuff
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No matter what fetish Coach Eric shares with his viewers (this still is from AFTERNOON POPPERS AND FEET), the #PPBH men from Hufferton U are eager to give it a try. The coach knows what they need.😈 #Poppers #PP #Huffers #HuffertonU #BATOR #Hunks @erichassan.bsky.social #thedudenextdoor
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
now that we’ve all learned to spell “diarrhea,” i’d like to point out it’s just a hop, skip and a jump from “diarrhea” to “gonorrhea” and now you know how to spell *two* sorta tricky words!
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Eric Hassan @erichassan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the devil’s lettuce won’t give you diarrhea
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@erichassan.bsky.social readily admits that #forearms bone him up, and the proof is in evidence, watching how big his member grows as he beats off in FOREARM J.O.: VARIETY PACK 11. It's available now for your #stroking pleasure at the #fetish and #poppers website thedudenextdoor.com.
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The intensive training with Coach Eric is building Hufferton U's Steve's self-confidence. His physique is growing, and so is his prowess in the #PPBH. He's even dipping his toe--among other things--into the dating pool.😈 #Huffers #Smoking #Hunks @erichassan.bsky.social #thedudenextdoor.com
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Coveted Shirt, 2 The Huffers' football teammates are trying to outdo each other in their shirt designs. Knowing boys will be boys, Coach Eric takes it in stride.🙃 Men who appreciate #bating and #poppers videos can find a huge amount of content at @erichassan.bsky.social's thedudenextdoor.com
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alexmatthews74.bsky.social @alexmatthews74.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Coveted Shirt, Part 1 The men of Hufferton U get a kick out of ribbing affable Coach Eric about his shirt, but they really covet it; so much so, they're making their very own facsimiles as a prank.😈 Frat boys are nothing if not smart-asses! @erichassan.bsky.social #thedudenextdoor.com
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