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Eric Garment

@ericgarment.bsky.social

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Researcher/copy writer for @numbersmlb.bsky.social. Sports uniform/number nerd. Mets, Jets, COYS, Terps, USMNT, pro wrestling. NYC forever. Transit dork. Two-time NYT quotee. Two-time Mets Designated Driver of the Game. Quality image/gif reply guy. He/him.

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 13m

i am absolutely dying at this holy shit lmao

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 14m

i can't get over the single and double dashes that are in extremely the wrong places

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 19m

why on earth would you have this happen to you and then willingly choose to post it?? phenomenal self-own

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 22m

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 23m

static.klipy.com

Kinobot VAR Request Rejected: 'Request is Ass'

ALT: Kinobot VAR Request Rejected: 'Request is Ass'

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 24m

i was initially watching this on mute and i did wonder if this was review was for catcher's interference though

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 24m

will venable: you challenge? well, i challenge!

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 27m

congrats on your crossover from transit influencer space to gay hockey space

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 1h

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 2h

if you see this, post a witch

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 2h

khamenei ain't played no one pawwwwl

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 2h

the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 2h

mf sitting there like

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 2h

normally i'd be like "well the family of the victim should be outraged" but the family of the victim *produced the video*

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 3h

USMNT vs Belgium

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 3h

Today is the second time in franchise history the White Sox will play a home game with a chance to clinch a postseason series Joining: 1906 WS G6, which they won

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 4h

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 3h

Secretary Slowpoke, premiering this Sunday on ABC Family

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 4h

would've meant local starts at noon in chicago and 1p in LA for the dodger game (yes on the road but for viewing purposes). with 4/6/8/10 ET, you're guaranteed nonstop action for ~9+ hours with zero breaks and theoretically maximum drama throughout

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 4h

it's also weird that the Vedder Cup is between the Padres and Mariners considering that he is a die hard Cubs fan

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 4h

he got players he just didn't get ones that could be easily cleared to play in 2026-27

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 5h

it will be interesting to see what happens they're basically waiting on a variety of ncaa clearances - international players, 5-for-5 injunction applicants, rj luis jr (played preseason games for the celtics) and it's definitely too late in the cycle to get other transfers in, so... walk-on city

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 5h

vecna biding time waiting for the hawkins crew by socking bp dingers

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 5h

chat is it bad when your coaching staff outnumbers your roster

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 5h

that's what you wanna see, right

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 5h

Olbermann was on TV Nancy P makes history Michael Moore's a master, see Healthcare's normal too we didn't start the fire

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

aurora borealis

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

"i'm tom dundon's ai agent, and i approve this message"

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

i suppose that is reasonable

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

you can get gallagher square through the team site for 83 right now if you go fast

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

better jump on it before it spikes

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

ah, the ol' francisco lindor 6-6-3 double play to clinch the 2024 NLWCS routine brewers will be familiar with that one

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

oh boy oh boy

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

lara's gotta be running full right

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 16h

adam amin is doing a great job on pxp this game (and always)

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

Joey Votto join the app for sports

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

✨reverse psychology✨

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

they did

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

i went for the first time in the summer of 2020 because it seemed like a good and safe way to be outside and distanced among trusted people i enjoyed spending time outside with my now-wife and our friends i did not like trying to sleep in a tent in august humidity as a guy who naturally runs hot

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

look at what they took from us (i do think it's probably sensible to have switched to the conversion-off to prevent, uh, exactly this sort of thing, though)

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

i'm never in tents

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

Adrian Lessjon

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18h

/person who had a bad time watching his team get pantsed in the World Series by the 2015 Kansas City Royals "Getting some real 2015 Kansas City Royals vibes from this Brewers team."

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

nothing says family friendly sports entertainment like necro butcher in 2026

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

shh shh shh this one was good

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 17h

does anyone on bluesky know anyone on the internet who has will ohman's harry caray lineup intro impersonation from braves-phillies on a fox game of the week in 2008 saved somewhere, or how to potentially access it somehow this is, like, weirdly holy grail lost media to me

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Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 18h

i'm gonna go diggin'

Eric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 18h

i wish will ohman's harry caray impersonation introducing the braves lineup on a fox game in 2008 was not lost media