ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the best Cap speech will always be the "America is Trash" speech 011
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tales of Phantasia, though the protagonist is instead the descendant of a hero who defeated the demon king, and the hometown is destroyed by an army looking for the protagonist's amulet (that has the power to unseal the demon king). 001
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 15/06/2026my counter-counter-counter argument is that you died and therefore shouldn't be allowed to vote until after 18 years of unlife 000
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 10/06/2026According to this his neck swelling was caused by a muscular disease. Fascinating article really, man sounded insufferable. www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/my-...standard.co.ukMy father the control freakWhen David Hicks, Britain's most celebrated interior designer, knew he was dying at the age of 69, he checked himself out of the Brompton Hospital after one night, saying he was late for a memorial se... 040
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Still better than the "doctor" of chiropractic on there. too cowardly to call themselves a snake-oil salesman or a flim-flam man 040
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It looks great, I've always said that Cthulhu could use a pompadour 020
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It was extremely unfortunate for a lot of reasons that our big pandemic was a respiratory disease instead of something that gives you super-diarrhea, one of which is that a ton of dudes like this will never understand why they feel tired all the time now 070
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Sheen never made up for stealing $200 out of Jimmy's car. Sheen got sober later, but by then too much had been said and done, neither wanted to be the first to apologize This is how true friendships can still die, pride and stubbornness triumphing over a bond alone that hardship could never stop 000
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 06/05/2026CROCODILE KNOCKING A LUNCH TRAY OUT OF A LION'S PAWS: aww, is somebody starving? must suck to have to eat every single month, huh? idiot 0181
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If my boss asks me on Suck 'n' Fuck's Eve to come in on Suck 'n' Fuck's Day for THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW then I'm going to invent an entirely new type of murder/suicide on his ass 041
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This could be happening right now for all we know. no way too prove otherwise without digging him up, which I am in favor of 030
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Yes, and I do. Instant speed matters so much and makes them so much less clunky than other red draw cards. It feels extremely good to hold up Chaos Warp or Tybalt's Trickery and then cast Big Score on end step and go into turn 4/5 with 7 mana available. 140
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 18/04/2026gumpyfunction.itch.io/my-dinner-wi...gumpyfunction.itch.ioMy Dinner with André by Gumpy FunctionA Simpsons Fan Game for the Game Boy 040
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Read that as 'Epstein' at first and imagined your doctor smiling ear to ear as he snipped it 000
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is how Rockefeller made his money but nobody remembers anymore, except Jonathan, Jonathan was born six years before Rockefeller. 000
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 27/03/2026if you don't learn from the jeff dunhams of the past, you're doomed to repeat jeff dunhams in the future 020
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Bugs Bunny would have handed the Thing a giant bomb with a burning fuse, I can tell you that much 000
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Marvin the Martian never lost to humans anyway, he lost to Bugs Bunny and Duck Dodgers. I would bet either of them against every alien species ever envisioned 110
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Glyptodon, about to launch into an extended metaphor about love and loss that would beggar Shakespeare: I'm like an early ancestor of Armadillos Some unappreciative swine: Are you even listening man? 0180
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 16/03/2026After having finished 200 biographies of entrepreneurs: Wow, I need to read at least twice as many of these. 021
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Lorwyn is the undefeated little fella plane. 040
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Choosing to believe that the lifeform created to be a slave will torture its slaver creators, rather than the people trying to stop them. 030
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 16/01/2026He picked it because it gave him hair lmao 32011
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 06/11/2025At his sister's wedding, seeing him for the first time in 3 years: fuck, you didn't tell me he would be here Lena Luthor: He wasn't invited Lex, wearing a glowing green tuxedo and a pair of LexSpecs that are actively recording everything: LexCoin is the way of the future 0366
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Seems to be alphabetical but with Drew Barrymore given last billing, which makes sense given her role in the film. 140
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Giving them too much credit for those 11 hours of "working alone" (social media time) and "business meals" (eating with other rich guys while their assistants work) 050
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 12/10/2025"Is it any different" from what? From if he actually went to the Riyadh festival? Yeah, it actually does specifically matter whether or not he visited a slave state for money lmao. How would that context not change everything? 020
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's so crazy that he called himself that because he was evading child support and then pivoted to being a resist lib. I can't get it out of my head. Brooklyn Dad Defiant (against child support) 020
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 06/10/2025It was originally $1.75, so it might actually be half off. 130
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 01/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is kneeling down with the words " it should have been me not him "Alt: Yugi Muto is kneeling, crashing his fists to the ground and yelling " it should have been me! not him!" 0110
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 18/09/2025me making a cold call: hello yes I am scum, I am unworthy filth me receiving a cold call: hi I am going to tell you facts about the life of Charlemagne until your supervisor tells you it's okay to hang up 040
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Hoi4 and it's consequences etc etc. seriously though, Paradox must be stopped because that game has made people wronger and more confident about their wrong beliefs every year since it released. 070
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Coach McGuirk would say the most egg shit ever and then Brendon would be like "it sounds like you might be trans," Coach would shut down the idea HARD and then spend the rest of the episode falling apart. episode ends with him drunk and crying over a childhood picture of himself playing with dolls 0111
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will be incorporating this boar competition into my personality 200
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 12/08/2025youtu.be/Ir3zL1bM3kgyoutu.beWhat An Odd Thing To Say... (The Simpsons)YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise 031
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 01/08/2025While that's technically true (and I agree with your broader point about Peter being a jerk until he gets his shit together as an adult), you're kind of leaving out the context that they were poor, without their breadwinner, and behind on rent. 190
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 27/07/2025this is true, I steal genders all the time, I have 36 genders, my pronouns are Mine/Now 010
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Yeah, and I'm CHOOSING to be a vessel for sin 1130
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 17/07/2025He shoulda stopped here, and also dressed like this all of the time. 020
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 12/07/2025plate armor with ugly metal patches on the sides where they crudely covered the holes meant for the arms of four-armed insectoids 190
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 02/07/2025He does, but I don't know if anyone knew that there were still living Atlanteans when they set out. Also, he's probably in the hole for a billion dollars in 1910s money since the submarine exploded. 140
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 19/06/2025People talk sometimes about how little training cops get, but much worse than that is the absolutely psychotic training they do get. Killology and other training programs like it make them actively more dangerous. The culture of "I'll do what I gotta to make it home" pervades them. 1762
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I know you're joking but fyi it isn't a misprint or a coloring error or anything like that, it's actually just his sleeves. They did this thing where they would rumple his sleeves to give them some texture and realism, and unfortunately in this case they look like fingers. 010
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Never. This technology fundamentally cannot be used as a basis to create an artificial intelligence. It is approaching the problem from the wrong angle entirely, trying to make something that sounds like it is thinking rather than something that actually can think. It is mad libs writ large. 2334
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The game is undergoing extensive rewrites after developers realized that the plot was almost identical to James Joyce's controversial last novel, Finnegans Wake. 011
ericfaust.bsky.social @ericfaust.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Hmm, interesting. Good thing that there is nothing else in the document that would contradict that in a decisive and total fashion. 0100
