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Eric Dodge

@ericdodge.bsky.social
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Thus far, I'm not loving how the Willennium is going.

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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Office: I Am Dead Inside Meme
Alt: The Office: I Am Dead Inside Meme
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If only their "damaged goods detector" wasn't broken when they traded for Watson.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is "Libby Dunne rizzed up Baby Gronk" all over again to me. I don't know what these words mean and I am afraid.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Padme suggesting Kaleb Johnson hasn't gotten a carry because he's RB1.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's the AI of candy. Nobody wants it but it's being forced on us anyway.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our long national nightmare is finally over.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
static.klipy.com
South Park: And It's Gone Meme
Alt: South Park: And It's Gone Meme
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Congrats on the high T!
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm sure they were shocked they still employed a respectable journalist. Can't have any news getting in the way of our shouty shows.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You think the Chiefs have been so good for so long because of Mahomes and Andy Reid? Pffffft.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If I were the GOAT of my sport and worth 9 figures I would simply have the self confidence to not need to do whatever that is.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It*'s comin 'ome! *the 3rd place trophy, maybe
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You can tell it's not the Onion because the headshot is too on-the-nose.
A headshot of the author with a white mustache, goofy smile, and black bow tie paired with a checkered shirt and black suit coat.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Penguin Says It Was A Joke
Alt: Penguin Says It Was A Joke
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
To be fair, that's only because AI can already write better scripts than the prequels.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lucy says she's changed. Now to run up and finally kick this football.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hard to clean It's dripping down to your knees
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Consensus number 1 draft pick in my "6 points per blitz pickup" league
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Points for a great joke but negative points for reminding me that the reference tweet existed.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Calebs are gonna feed families in Chicago for the next decade.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For sure man. They waited until after Mills dropped out to fake a rape allegation. Very cool of you to only believe rape victims when it's politically expedient for you.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stop it. Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes shitty people have good politics, but you have to reject the shitty people regardless.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The year is 2044, and Maine Dems are optimistic they can unseat a 91-year-old Susan Collins with a promising young candidate.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm honestly kind of ashamed that I understand this and it all tracks.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why do people only bring up the Wonderlic when it's a Brown Huntsman? Racially-coded BS.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What in the "the salary cap isn't real" is this?
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well now the set is ruined. Classic Leaf quality control.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Many people are saying that Cam Skattebo is the Rutherford B Hayes of running backs.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hard to argue against it when guys like Jahan Dotson are getting a higher AAV. Who's doing more to help your football team, Brandon Aubrey or the guy who put up 262 receiving yards last year?
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
These guys are gonna feel so silly once they read up on what "soft power" is. Egg is gonna be all over their faces.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"I like swimmers who DON'T lose to trans athletes"
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If words mean things, stop saying I'm referring to Swalwell as a "leftist" which I explicitly said he is not. But if you want to amend my original statement to be "people not on the far right are susceptible to shame," because it makes you feel better, then go for it.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That's an exhausting semantic argument that literally ignores the point of my post. Whether or not you're satisfied with how left "on the left" is in this country doesn't negate the core point.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"On the left" does not mean leftist. Swalwell can still be left of center even though he's not as far left as you'd like him to be.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Because he's a moderate Republican who almost lost a primary anyway. His positions might have put him on the far right 20 years ago but by today's Republican standards, he's barely a Republican anymore.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It works for people on the left. On the right, it's a rallying cry to fight the mainstream media and cancel culture.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We're only going back to the moon because China wants to go there so I'm confident we can turn this feel good moment back into geopolitical doomscrolling if we put our minds to it.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm very confused why consumer is being spun off but all the content guys were let go. I don't understand what that consumer division is supposed to be.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Somewhere every Republican has been literally or metaphorically dunked on and that is why they are how they are.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
media.tenor.com
two men in football jerseys with the number 21 on them are standing in a living room .
Alt: The Lonely Island guys singing "we like sports and we don't care who knows"
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Only a 98% reduction in AAV from his last contract.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The lack of a Bears pick in the 3rd fills me with rage.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Feels like trading in a quarter for two nickels on a team that already had one of the worst defenses in the league. Woof.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
That is a very expensive gift to Fernando Mendoza.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He's just not very good in the passing game though, right? Either catching the ball or in pass pro? Hard to imagine the Chiefs actually make him the workhorse back given the deficiencies.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm also not sure what the downside is for not being explicit? It's not like you have to worry about burning a bridge with right-wing corporate overlords if you truly care about independent journalism.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You don't reform something with that much rot. You bury it deep in the ground.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Never seen a franchise one year removed from a Super Bowl and a month removed from the playoffs collapse so spectacularly.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As long as they don't attempt to draft those WRs in the 1st round, they've got a good shot.
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Eric Dodge @ericdodge.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Sophie Cunningham. Despite what she may claim.
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