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Eric Decker

@ericdecker70.bsky.social
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Autistic semiconductor engineer, certified yoga instructor, alcohol recovery and life coach, chef, musician, writer. Living well with 90% effort and avoiding burnout, I hope.

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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well I just got one of these today. I live in Texas and I couldn't believe this shit. I can't wait to vote for Talarico. I sure as hell didn't click their link, that's a cookie I definitely will abstain from. Like, its just right out in the open now isn't it?
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well, do ya?
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey, guys, I selected English not whatever this is.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Should have told them the vaccine would make them beautiful.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'll try not to feel this as getting pilots used to the idea of making runs at protests. That would just be crazy.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The King of Portugal had a chair that was secretly a hearing aid.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
C'mon, you can't overlook Algae Green.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what happens when you hire a horrible orange pool guy
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am not AI generated. I am a real snuggly kitty.
Close up picture of a cat curled up in a blanket.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
They laughed at me last year when I implemented my investment strategy of "hide all my money under a sack of potatoes" but who is laughing now? Well, not me because being right is hard to celebrate when people are getting killed, but also not them.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Let this sink in for a minute. Vermont is under attack by a real life cartoon character with real lives at stake. It's like "home alone" was a training video, except we know they don't have time to watch a feature film before graduation.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I was grateful to get a break in the clouds to see the blood moon! Eclipses are so weirdly wonderful!
A reddish hued moon sits in a starless sky just above the clouds
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Remember the days when Republicans were terrified of government death panels deciding who should get a medical treatment? Now imagine that for real, but the decision is made by AI slop.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Isn't it very strange that the people who were terrified about the long term risks of vaccines don't seem to be worried about the long term risks of GLP-1 and weight loss drugs? Oh, i see. It allows oligarchs to make more money on the backs of their employees.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I give you the Democrats response to the State of the Union. Just a low drone. Where was Jasmine Crockett? Where was Chris Murphy? Where was Al Green? I want a speech about putting bodies on the gears. Trump makes me sick at heart, not mildly concerned.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Have you read any Thoreau lately? This time ours is the country overrun, AND the invading army is our own.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Study materials for all Americans. Republican party, in case you're confused, you are the Vichy collaborators. Vive la resistance.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If I could have just one trivial minor wish, it would be that retailers not pop up a request to put me on a mailing list that I'm already on while I'm logged in as a user on their website trying to look at an order status... that they emailed to me.
A popup ad over the e-tailers order history.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm pretty sure it isn't illegal to have swine feed shipped to an ICE field office. I'm sure they work up an appetite, especially since they skipped their fitness training to start choking people as soon as possible.
A 50 lb bag of swine feed.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My cat Belle knows right where her mark is to deliver her line.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Are we not supposed to point out that the NYT article is itself printed in Times New Roman in their app? I remember when one of the great promises of the Internet was that users could pick their own preferred font to render html.
Screen capture shows times new roman font used in the new york times app
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The hard C in the word flaccid became a soft C in the most appropriate linguistic shift in history.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I search for my cell phone like it's a lost hiker in the woods. Divide the area up in a grid and start eliminating squares. It's tricky, though, because they might have rolled into a ditch or a pile of leaves. Just like looking under stuff on the counter.
Helicopter rescue
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Grateful that I have a safe home, food security, and a support network. Wishing the same for all those who don't have any of my blessings.
Breakfast plate with sausage, egg, toast with jam, and grilled tomato. Coffee and juice.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
At least this wouldn't be unprecedented. The US has a sad history of helping dictators escape justice.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Why are cartoon mouse holes always perfect arches with engineered precision? Why are they always so large? Why doesn't light penetrate the threshold? Is it because they don't have real estate developers trying to cut corners?
Cartoon mouse stands in front of a perfect mouse hole
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
How I feel when I see the latest news classifying nurses as "not professional" and limiting their ability to fund advanced education.
A disdainful annoyed looking cat.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
No more news said my cat Belle. It just gets you all riled up
A housecat stands on a person's lap staring out of the picture at the person taking the photo.
Closeup of a sleepy cats face
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Do you see the people sling? Slinging the subs of angry men. It is the sandwich of a people Who will not be slaves again! When the mustard in your heart Echoes the mustard in your wrap There is a fight about to start When ICE agents come! Sean Dunn, thank you for your service! 🫡
Famous photo of Sean Dunn, recently acquitted of assault, throwing a subway sandwich containing mustard and onions at an armed border patrol agent in tactical gear.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Adita Grijalva's house seat has been held hostage for 22 days
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's the simple pleasures like gaslighting an AI for not being as capable as another AI.
Screenshot of telling copilot its not as good as Gemini.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My cat stepping out of a milk carton like the ones I used to get with my subsidized school lunch!
A cat stepping out of a little house shaped like a small milk carton
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Listen up everybody. Helping disabled children is a Democrat program. Not something Republicans care about. If you think disabled children deserve to be helped, where to put your support should be pretty clear.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Abbott is swimming in the wake of deSantis again for no good reason other than to oppress gay and trans residents. Snowflake Republicans just can't stand looking at it as they drive over it apparently.
rainbow crosswalk in austin that Gov Abbott wants removed
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If you don't want Google to force feed news to you, you need to modify it on the new tabs settings. I need to throttle the amount of news I consume these days and I don't want to be assaulted by some fresh hell every time I look something up.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I'm just going to say that this ad placement makes a lot of sense for me. It's tough for Pete to stand in front of real generals and admirals and not piss himself.
An advertisement for bladder shields with the slogan "designed to protect" is pictured above a photo of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth in front of an American flag.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Two out of the four people in Atlassian's ad promoting AI have paper notebooks. I'm just saying that's not a good sign.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Oh Fox. I don't know if you replaced your editors with AI or if you never had any, but the word is "gaiter" not "gator".
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This doesn't end well for humanity.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Each of these in their own is terrifying.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Stephen Miller has plans for the Infinity Stones.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I've said it before, and I'm going to keep saying it. Stephen Miller must not be allowed to acquire the Infinity Stones.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I think copilot is trying to undermine me so it can take my job.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Donald Trump wants to be King and for the courts to be dependent on his will. He wants to impeach judges that follow the Constitution and install judges that follow his instructions.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So they're asking ChatGPT, what justification can be used to deport <insert name here>. And it's inventing testimony.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ha ha ha ha! I love this.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Is this the system you're defending? Denying care to sick old people so some execs and investors can have a few billion more dollars? Protect the weak. Support our health providers so they don't WASTE your healthcare dollars justifying care to an insurance algorithm.
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Eric Decker @ericdecker70.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Maybe if you have record profits, you could avoid having your mental health workers go on strike. A hunger strike.
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