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Eric B.

@ericbrookfield.bsky.social
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🌸 Brookfield Blooms Specialty Cut Flowers 🎶 ERC! 💻 UI/UX/Front-end/Mgmt 📍 Baltimore, MD USA

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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What in the unnecessary remaster hell have they done to you?
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The beautiful dumb bluebirds are back perching on my screen.
Residential window showing cherry blossoms in the background and a bluebird.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Top half: Vivek wearing a blazer reminiscent of the Texas flag, cowboy hat, red tie. 
Bottom half: a still from Gumby, a claymation old man with a hat. Probably a prospector. 

The joke is how similarly framed they are and how serendipity is one way to actually experience joy.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
salt water nose blasting szn
Three different NeilMed sinus rinse products in their boxes.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sir, that is, respectfully, my cat.
Cat with amazed look on its face. Black and white fur.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Overwintering dahlias and who knows what else
Blue tarps covering raised beds in a backyard.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m pinned
Top of child’s head. Tiny hands. Blankets.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Visionless (a Vision Pro take): ericbrookfield.com/2024/01/23/behol…
Apple Vision Pro wearer looking blankImage search result of silhouettes of people dancing on vibrant backgrounds with ipods
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
I made music with John and put it on the streaming platforms: ericbrookfield.com/2023/12/24/i-mad…
Hey ERC! logo in pink flames
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Eric cantors dumb head and too much sky
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
a blurry child in a hat with a chew toy in his mouth
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Look what the US navy plastered and painted over 100 years ago. I happened to be given a tour of this place a day or so after this was discovered. This is in Baltimore.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Screenshot of message to the Halo trust congratulating them on this day.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Currently chilling in a screen porch with a sweet geranium hbu?
Photo of sweet geranium and a little shoe as a treat
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
self-merching / self-care: ericbrookfield.com/2023/10/31/selfm…
two boys looking like stickersstand up pouch template
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Something spooky for Halloween
Screenshot text that says “it’s a 6GB XML file”
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Let’s have fun on nextdoor today.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
for your shap-e-ly bodies, I present to you:
stencil typography that says across four lines "THE STEELY DAN T-SHIRT"
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
@robinsonmeyer.bsky.social I've had this t shirt idea in my head for months and now I think I'll make millions selling it to urban outfitters I'm thinking spraypaint stencil look.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
And it’s just goop on the flowers too. White goop.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Are they going shoot the hurricane?
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
this is a real pickle we’re in
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
This is what I look like after one of the funnest nights
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
The club did this to me
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
tag yourself
blurry pixelated text: "Are you sure?" Options are Yes or No. Yes is highlighted.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
nytimes: 'Mario can't be super without psychedelic power-ups'don draper with a blank whiteboard
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I’m 38 and just starting to understand that I’m allowed to organize my clothes however my brain wants. This is, indeed, better than a floor pile.
Folded pants, shorts, shirts, no particular oder.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Everyone. Everyone gets the free preschool. Next question. (A: Taxes.)
Screenshot of the New York Times app, headline “in an expensive city, like New York, who should get free preschool?“
Photo of woman holding small child
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Third bud wash of the season. A few more to go. I’ll hang you up proper in the morning. I’d describe the fragrance as lemon pie and sour patch kids #croptober
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
If it’s the afternoon and I ask you “Noise parade?” you know why now
Sign from a children’s museum that says “end of day, noise, parade gather here 4:20pm“
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
for the troops
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
100% what brought me back to it.
B&w tattoo of a shovel with a hilt like a sword. Flowers and a pumpkin, bee and hummingbird.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
It’s an edge case until it isn’t: sharing an iCloud link edition. I’m uploading a 4m video to iCloud and of course hotel WiFi chokes upload speed. I don’t know if this video will take 3 more minutes or 30 and I’d like to check out soon. No percentage. Nothing to click. No kbps. This was a decision.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Of all days to go into the office. Insufferable.
An extremely nice rooftop barAn extremely nice rooftop bar
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
amazon should shut down the store and put all its efforts into manufacturing 404 pages.
Amazon.com screen saying 'Sorry we can't find this page'
A picture of a small white dog named Kodak.Amazon.com screen saying 'Sorry we can't find this page'
A picture of a medium black dog named Millie, sitting with one ear up and its tongue out.Amazon.com screen saying 'Sorry we can't find this page'
A picture of a fluffy tan dog named Barney.Amazon.com screen saying 'Sorry we can't find this page'
A picture of a tiny fluffy dog named Pretzel.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Corporations are just like people: when regular joe America confronts injustice, they’ll file their multiple lawsuits against the government in select districts across the country to create conflicting rulings and speedrun their concern to the Supreme Court. Just like mae ma did.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
4yo delivered this to me saying “sometimes I do a little work at night” lmao
A clear plastic bowl of colorful wooden rings.
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Self portrait in playroom
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Canadian: “Hey Steve! NPR had this great idea”
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
As a parent, there’s no better feature on Tim Cook’s entire iPhone than shuffle wallpaper
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
This is like garlic to shitposters
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Made the most mermaid looking smoothie and realized it’s part of a broader lifestyle theme.
Legs in green shorts and green clogs cradling a green smoothie with a backdrop of green cabinetry
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
A wooden box designed to house bats
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
how do you a) have a spare $15k, b) get to this point in life and think "I need a new savings strategy", c) get persuaded by 1% more dollars you only get by filling out forms and waiting for money to move around?
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Link… killed a man?
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
My son, Dr. Swagger McDripsy Should we made a feed of extremely drippy children?
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Eric B. @ericbrookfield.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
clearly good garlic bread
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