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Eric Thee Colt

@ericblanchard.bsky.social
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next season’s HBO prestige tv line up: “J6” about a rioter with a heart of gold whose ghosts (having Mike Pence in his rifle sights) come back to haunt him when his presidential pardon fails because he spelled his name wrong on the form. Now he only has weeks to kill the former VP to clear his name
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To be fair it’s really difficult to fit the phrase “blinding corruption” into this headline or article 
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
An important warning from AI 
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh nooooo!
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This NY Times pandering to the president has to stop
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What if telecoms bought column space in The Atlantic?
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lol PBS toothless reporting
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Guys —Musk is sending out private emails but he didn’t give me anything to click!!
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We’re gonna see some dumb headlines and this is one if them. How can we tell if AI is writing them? We can’t.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Which one is this?
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They don’t care because they know you are stupid
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Still one of the most embarrassing photos ever taken
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Making giants very angry in the process
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is this real
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So what
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I guess I don’t even understand this enough to criticize it
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Um
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Where is that head of state guy that the United States kidnapped?heard from him lately? Seems like a big story.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@governor.pa.gov hey Guv— guess which state I’ll avoid visiting in the future? Yeah it’s the one where I got charged $63.82 in tolls for driving through. Your senators act like they got hit in the head with a shovel. Your voters smoke crack. You guys are out of your minds. #highwayrobbery
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Finally a Trump says something true: Florida does deserve this.
Tower of garbage for the illiterate king
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Robot voice: empowering children I do not care do you
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This illegal war needs a corporate sponsor. Close enough?
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
American media’s defense against fascism #NewYorkTimes
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Guys guys they’re testing norms again
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Led by a guy who dresses like a tourist
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Comforting
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Vance is apparently worried about being poisoned by his boss, Putin style, during the state of the union
A dickhead monster with his water glass covered
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Four _________ of the Apocalypse
Bezos Musk Gates and another Asshole
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
See if your neighbors know about Jeffery Clark
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ask your friends about the Heritage Foundation
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Tell your kids about Mandy Gunasekara.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Question for you linguists out there: what is the difference between “quell” and “illegally brutally and undemocratically disrupt exercise of constitutionally guaranteed free speech with paramilitaries, violent thugs and complicit media cooperation”?
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sacre bleu! The Times is on it! Actually useful information such as how many of those judges are qualified… well that will have to wait for some other time.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bezos and the public interest, everyone
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Here’s a reality bath
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Our seniors are getting soaked
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Sigh FIFA tix just got more expensive because after being awarded the FIFA “good boy prize in corruption” it’s unlikely Trump will move to cancel games in states and cities he doesn’t like.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“Kill kill kill”
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What is about white guys with real estate and finance backgrounds that USC finds so important to appoint as trustees?
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Big if true
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Indeed
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Feeling young today!!
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m sure all these mainstream media articles will specify the precise relationship between the cuts in food aid and the government shut down.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“New warning signs”…for the success of the fascist project? What I say What in the Actual F*** is wrong with the media? Ladies and gentlemen, she might not be able to subvert the rule of law in America! Her efforts are IN DANGER. Read all about it.
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Eric Thee Colt @ericblanchard.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Thanks and sorry for my comment, but that is also paywalled, at least for complainers like me.
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