iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

want to feel old? This is Tom for MySpace today

013922

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Anthony Kiedis and Girlfriend Address 33-Year Age Gap

0206

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL (1982) | Director of Photography: Joseph F. Biroc | Director: Ken Finkleman | #OnePerfectShot

1417

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

PAUL BLART WHO CAN RECALL HIS BACKLIVES (2027)

111620

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

me immediately following some absolute moron wishing there were “a job where you get to watch all the movies for the rest of your life”

0150

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Need an expensive education that might sort of help you but you’re not entirely sure?

0653

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

i'm pretty sure this isn't what it looked like guys

67316

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Trump’s camp approaching Josh Safdie to see if he’s really gone MAGA

0181

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

cannot believe what I’m seeing rn… Santa is real?!!??

140

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Reskeet to identify Tarantino and RFK Jr stans

0246

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

John Hinckley Jr (but only if Jodie Foster promises to listen)

0313

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Yeah it was this clip from Malibu High, released by the good people of Vinegar Syndrome

925437

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Interesting! Satan just emailed me the same offer for my eternal soul

3667

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

[typing the first word in a sentence that will be read by millions of people who pay me untold billions of dollars for other people’s work] Thew

0122

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Trump Silences Death Rumors at Live Press Conference

0407

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

when your daughter have become grandma and also Cracker Barrel change logo

1191

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

New/Next, the film fest here in Baltimore I program and co-founded, returns for edition 3.0, October 2-5. All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness… newnextfilmfest.com/a-limited-nu... cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social

43215

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I liked Weapons but the prequel isn’t scary *at all*

1349

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

to the bookie who told me not to put $1000 on House Party getting announced as a Criterion 4K UHD release

311516

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Found a car less distracting than that of the average trump supporter

191

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

when someone says most of film history is available via streaming

0365

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

5 minutes into cold brew / 5 hours after cold brew

0110

Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

OK: I knew Jason Schwartzman and Nicolas Cage are cousins. I knew Ice Cube and Del tha Funky Homosapien are cousins. I knew RZA, GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard are cousins. But only in 2025 did I learn (unless a wiki editor is pranking us) that Flavor Flav is also cousins w/ those Wu-Tang members(!)

1101