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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Was gonna say that I was surprised about the extra toe! XD Can't even really tell that it's fake! My compliments to the artist!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(in muffled voice) "Yeff, dey make vewwy goob piwwows."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Checkmate~! *puts on cool sunglasses*

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Goes in for a romantic kiss, but GV accidently gets excited and it punches you in the face. XD

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Give them a slight squeeze; if they give a little, then they're ripe and ready...wait, that's tomatoes...

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every time I have our monthly work meeting, I always think "Welp, this is the one time I've screwed up. Time to pack my desk! 🥹"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now the question is: Is it describing how they're being passed 'round and 'round on the bus OR is that to describe how big their belly's getting because of it?

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think it's a pre-order "perk" Meanwhile, I'm just crying because the file is something like 90 GB and my internet connection wheezes like a geriatric turtle with asthma forced to run the Boston Marathon; not to mention my limited data 😭

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Uh, yeah, I'll get an, uummm, extra large coffee hold the coffee, substitute breast milk with dick milk, two pumps of sticky pre-syrup with extra frothy 'Sloppy Toppy'™ jizz foam and cum sprinkles."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"The Stand user could be anyone..."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

-Ancient Kobold Proverb, *cue kung fu training montage*

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Uh, um, err...gah, hrk, grnnnn, AH! Steve!" *Dragon host looks at their own nametag* "That is...CORRECT!" *happy yips*

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This admittedly only works for copper dragons.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"She cannae do it cap'n! The storage tanks are 'boutta blow!"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gaddangit Terry! That's the third computer this week! Why can't you be more like David? Man's got a dick longer than he is tall and nuts the size of his head, but even he still uses condoms!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Very impressive! Your art progress is amazing you glorious, stinky boy! XD

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*chomp**chomp**chomp**chomp**chomp**burp*

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a joke about getting rear-ended here; I just know it!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Americans when it's 1pm and need to meet you at 2pm: "I'll see yo in a hor."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kobold: Have you seen my "yitches"? I pay a lot for them. Like, at least 5 gummi bears worth.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A single doubloon in the centre of a floor covered in gorilla glue.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's a nice buncha hunky hedgehogs!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hyper junk harnesses? How ergonomic!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DISCLAIMER: The [Nudist] mod, which removes all clothes, is not to be confused with the [Nudest] mod, which turns you into a skeleton! Admittedly, you can still bone things. The [Nudest] mod! (Tagline: More nude than nude!)

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

These dungeon riddles are getting out of hand...

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Conrad really hits that hyper kink right out of the ball park.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Cheesegrater." "...Correction. There is now 1 fetish unacceptable to explore in fiction."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*Going out kobold shopping* "How much for this kobold?" "I think you'll find that it's how many~" *I sigh and reach into my pocket, before pull out and handing over multiple miniature kobolds* "Thank you for your business!"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Someone's never played the original God of War~

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My personal imagination about how said conversation would go: "I think it's PRETTY obvious what I like by now." *shows portfolio stacked higher than you are tall* 🐦🙄 "Yes, but-"☝️🤓 "NO! NO BUTS, well, maybe yes 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘴, but not the other kind!" *spritzes person with spray bottle* 🐦💢 "NYEHH!" (〃＞目＜)

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh, my sweet summer child, that IS when it's smaller.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*FLEX* "Huh?" *BWOOMF* "..." *BWOING* "...hehe~❤️"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They've also been taught to give the widest, most unsettlingly toothy grin possible at the end of the sentence because "smiling shows you're trustworthy".

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They still wear the sunglasses though, because it makes them look cool.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"There are records of me having torched the kingdom over a millennia ago! And now this confounded magical device is asking me for a driver's license?! I CAN'T EVEN FIT INTO ONE OF THOSE TINY METAL CARRIAGES!!!💢"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

*Rolls three Natural 1s in a row and proceeds to slap the person holding them across the the face with their tail multiple times*

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Seriously...? I told the blacksmith 50 centimeters, not 15 centimeters. Is that dwarf's beard plugging his ears or something?" (￣へ￣) "You've gotta speak more clearly, dude. Besides, I heard that it's magically enchanted to resize itself, so it'll probably fit...maybe?" (￣▽￣)"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Hello kettle, this is pot calling."

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Now I'm just picturing a 'Wall O' Dicks™'. XD

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Congratulations on the milestone!

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