Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People tell me that I sound like I’m from California and I’m starting to think maybe I should take that personally. 100
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026With the passing of Dolly Parton, the mantle of Greatest Living American falls to Weird Al. 030
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It’s my birthday, it’s National Lighthouse Day, and Jeff VanderMeer announced the last book of the Area X series. Hell yeah. 140
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Sometimes I think about asking the British to explain salad cream. Then I remember that I’m from a land that thinks ranch dressing is spicy. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’m too old to panic at the disco. I’m gonna panic at the farmers’ market. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Most cryptids seem like they just want to be left alone and honestly? I respect that. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Reading a book about the indie rock boom while sipping an IPA at a craft brewery in a converted factory feels a little on the nose. 070
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you ever want some pure, uncut nonsense, you can ask me instead of AI. I’m just as unhinged and have a much smaller environmental impact. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I guessed FUBAR, which I would argue is more commonly used. 120
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If you need someone to come to your wedding/christening/other ceremony dressed like a malicious fairy, I will do so in exchange for a piece of cake. Air of general malevolence included, muttered curses negotiable. No pyrotechnics (I’m not licensed) or curses (they backfire). Serious inquiries only. 040
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I don’t have a comfort zone. I’m a disaster no matter where I am. 030
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026There’s a little shop dedicated entirely to Prince in the Minneapolis/Saint Paul airport. They sell raspberry berets, but I’m pretty sure they’re not secondhand so it feels wrong. 000
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Spud the cat sends good vibes and I recommend reading When the Moon Hits Your Eye by John Scalzi. Very funny read about the moon turning into cheese. 110
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 23/04/2026At this point in my life, no matter the situation, if someone asks me “can I kick it?” my immediate answer is “yes, you can.” 000
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026In honor of Earth Day, I’m going to lie down in a forest and let the ground reclaim me. 040
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I think people who complain about New England roads and traffic default to saying Masshole because that’s punchier than anything you could call someone from Rhode Island. 020
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301057140
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Yaaaaaay chutes SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED 12981215
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This one is on my TBR, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to make me angry. 110
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 10/04/2026That was a really interesting read. I should see what else the author has done. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 10/04/2026People of #BookSky! Please recommend nonfiction that isn’t super depressing or rage inducing. My book club is going to be upset with me if I bring another total downer. 1050
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This is an absolutely deranged blessing in the absolute best possible way. 110
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I took Kenny to a Mountain Goats show and afterwards he said he had never felt so median. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026media.tenor.coma picture of a space ship with the words so much space need to see it all on itALT: a picture of a space ship with the words so much space need to see it all on it 110
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)StalwartUrsa @stalwartursa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026surrounding the sign with light bulbs old broadway style 010222
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Happy baseball season! Remember to leave a hot dog and beer out for Shoeless Joe tonight. 020
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I am requesting action and response from @fanexpocanada.bsky.social 29468
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Hang on, I gotta throw on the latest from Vitaly Chernobyl and the Meltdowns. 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“I heard the word ‘degloving’ and shut my eyes.” 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Currently fighting the urge to stuff a Reese’s and Cadbury egg in my mouth at the same time. 120
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Here’s a song about a rapist. It still applies. Letters To Cleo Find You Dead music.apple.com/us/album/fin...music.apple.comFind You Dead by Letters to Cleo on Apple MusicSong · 1997 · Duration 2:52 1638
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I pay very little attention to awards shows. I couldn’t tell you if any have happened yet this year. But I’d probably be more interested if the Oscars gave a “Most Fun” or the Grammys did an “Undisputed Banger.” 010
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I don’t care what most authority figures think of me, but I do want librarians to like me. 010
Reposted by Katie (chaos type)Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661! 241313435
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Have you tried lying on the floor and screaming? 100
Katie (chaos type) @eradikate.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael. 020