Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I really don't wanna know how much I've damaged my body with all my time spent changing affiliate links the last 18 years. I don't think I've earned enough commissions to pay for back surgery. 070
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My mind is numb and my body is in pain after, for the millionth time, spending all day changing affiliate links on my blog. So many programs have closed, changed, companies folded... and then ALL my links break unless I change them. It never ends. 2162
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 12/06/2026HE HAS A NEW SCENE TODAY, AND IT'S A THREESOME. I know what my reward for working today is... 030
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Jeez! This is the kind of shit that happens when they make these ridiculous designs... 000
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Soooo, sounds like this post is ACTUALLY HAPPENING??? I heard back from CockyBoys and they love the idea. I haven't been energized to write something like this in so long. 2180
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yeah, as long as the harness O-ring is big enough, it would "work" in a harness. The cherry greatly concerns me in that particular situation. 🤣 100
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Writing the alt text for that image was hilarious btw: A banana split inspired dildo. The shaft is a peeled banana with chocolate sauce dripping down from the tip. At the base there is a large dollop of whipped cream topped with a cherry, ostensibly to stimulate the clit as well. (Highly doubtful.) 080
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It takes a lot for a sex toy to make me jolt backward and go "WOW. WOW... WOW." But this one did it. Made me stare at my screen in horrified awe. shevibe.pxf.io/PzRyLY 7201
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 28/05/2026idk what lights you guys up and gets you giddily rambling, but apparently for me it's porn 1130
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I told my therapist about this idea (she loved it) and proceeded to rant the entire session about how people still don't know that good porn exists, and they SHOULD, and I desperately NEED THEM TO, because I am FAR TOO PASSIONATE about pornography 1180
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 28/05/2026People say Heated Rivalry is “just porn,” but what if it ACTUALLY WAS? What if I wrote a blog post about porn scenes that match the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry? And performers who look and act like Ilya and Shane? I feel like the masses need this... 1361
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Y'all I'm in trouble, I think I'm in love with @kanefox.bsky.social. I'm bingeing his scenes like it's fucking Netflix and I'm gonna run out... join.cockyboys.com/track/NDAwMT... 150
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Well here we are. WordPress 7.0 and they've added AI. Now it's like 2 clicks and you can ask a computer to write your entire website for you. I am dying, you guys. The writer in me is SCREAMING. 1191
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This has definitely made me think, though. *IS* incestuous fan fiction the most fucked up thing I've written? Certainly depends on your definition of "fucked up"... 0120
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Yesssss, it's a new thing. :))) I started writing fic last year. I wasn't sure whether to mention it here, although I know it's a SAFE SPACE and thank gawd for that 060
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Someone commented on my incestuous fanfic on AO3: "such potential waisted on incest fic??? 😭😭😭" ...who's gonna tell them I've used my writing talent for QUITE A LOT of other blasphemous, possibly immoral things? 3210
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Honestly I'd just go with the We-Vibe Tango or Touch. Neither has that really pinpoint edge that the Kip does, but I'd say power is similar. Vibrations are somewhat more intense with the Tango because the main part is plastic rather than dampening silicone of the Touch. 010
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I'VE FOUND MY AUDIENCE! What did you think??? I checked and I have 700 hours. 😹 000
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I have questions about this emoji: 🖇️ 1) why does it exist when there is already 📎? 2) why didn't I know about it? 3) why aren't we using it for scissoring??????? 1235
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 09/01/2026When did I get so old that stretching my weary bones feels almost as good as an orgasm 😩 1201
Reposted by EpiphoraPop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I hate that "online videos is no longer a viable career path" is now a genre of videos, but this one from stevie boebi is a very good rundown on how being a queer content creator has been a nightmare this past decade. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jroJ...youtube.comwhat happened to stevie boebi?YouTube video by stevie boebi 0318
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Wait wait I gotta go further back, because I was literally reading incestuous fan fiction when I was 14. Then again, weren't we all? 😅 1110
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Humble bragging about incest porn is crazy but fuck it, I'm on Bluesky now and feeling EMBOLDENED. 1200
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I remember back when admitting I was into "incest" porn felt edgy AF. I had to seek it out, and in most scenes, effort was put into selling the illusion. Now it's just an oversaturated, essentially meaningless category on Pornhub. Pshhhh, I was into it before it was cool 😤 2350
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My orgasms are still good, but they ARE different??? I'm trying to diversify the stimulation to hopefully re-wire my brain as I get going on this. My therapist says "your body wants to enjoy sex." 030
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Thank you, yeah, it's a shitty trade to make, but may be necessary at the moment. 🫂 110
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Still really easily aroused, and masturbation feels amazing. I just feel stuck at an 8/10 on the pleasure scale for a really long time, and orgasm is elusive. Weird, but way better than Zoloft, which made me wholly indifferent to masturbation. Told my therapist I'd power through it. We'll see. 1220
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 25/04/2025SSRIs are wild. 💊 I started Lexapro and I've gone from being able to time my orgasms down to the second, followed by more orgasms basically whenever I want, to spending an HOUR+ chasing a SINGLE orgasm. 1370
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Yeahhh I think I was basically like 👍😑👍, I am now 50% less likely to purchase a phone today 010
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Once, I was trapped in a Verizon store, and the sales associate found out what I do for a living. Far too delighted, she launched into a whole spiel about a male friend of hers who started a business for mailing a dildo to your enemies. 😑 3100
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 14/04/2025HEY I'm still waiting on reviews of my Sims porn. COME ON, PEOPLE, VALIDATE MY WEIRDNESS 150
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Okay, freaks! Here's the Sims porn I shot and edited! Set in a beach house on a romantic vacation, it's 14 minutes of making out, teasing, and lots and lots of blowjobs. What do you think, do I have natural talent or what? drive.google.com/file/d/1zy2D... #piphplayssimsdrive.google.comepiphora-sims-sunrise-to-sunset-in-sulani.mp4 3180
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025*checks likes* okay I guess it's interesting to at least 18 people, so are you guys saying you want to see my screen-recorded Sims porn I edited together or... #piphplayssims 2140
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025You appreciate my artistry 🎨 and it won't surprise you that I've also screen recorded some of this and edited it together. 120
Reposted by EpiphoraEpiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025YES. I make it so all Sims can use all animations. I love the auto-equipping of the strap-on. 051
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025YES. I make it so all Sims can use all animations. I love the auto-equipping of the strap-on. 051
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I know this is probably interesting to approximately 3 people, but it's what I'm masturbating to lately and I'm not ashamed! #piphplayssims 2200
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The sex animations from Wicked Whims are very fun. I was a little too excited to find this last one, entitled "Fucking your Mouth like a Fleshlight." #piphplayssims 190
Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Others have designed far more Intricate rooms. Here's one I downloaded called "Under the Sea." LET'S FUCK AT THE AQUARIUM. #piphplayssims 160