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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any)

@epicmuttonchops.bsky.social
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Fan of Star Wars, music, MLP, D&D, writing, cosplay, and people not being idiots. Profile is still a WIP

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God @thegodshow.com · 06/03/2026
When Charlie Kirk died,Trump lowered flags nationwide for him. 6 US soldiers die and not only will he not lower the flags nationwide for them, he just says “some people will die.”
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This morning's vocal stim is You Can't Stop The Beat I don't even like Hairspray all that much
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh yeah, this app exists. I'll try to post here as well this year
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Also I woke up and there was a little bird stuck between my back door and the screen door
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Last night I decided that my steampunk character will be a researcher of cryptids and the occult So now I have some researching to do myself
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/04/2025
In 72 days, Donold has taken 14 days off and spent $26 million of taxpayer money at his golf clubs.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Quick! Do a 100 days!
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/01/2025
Hi, I’m God. People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’ They’re the heretics. Regards, God
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/01/2025
Geriatric Democrats need to get out of the way and let AOC, a real leader, lead us.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This graphic tells me that something changed in 1980...🤔
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I only watched a few of the last minutes, but there was CLEARLY pass interference on that long pass to JJ
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/01/2025
You cannot beat fascism with politeness. You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth!
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Donald Should Be in Prison
Not the White House.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/01/2025
Remember, it’s not okay to talk about gun control after a mass shooting because that’s ’politicizing it.’ But it IS okay for conservatives to lie about a climate change catastrophe as it’s happening and blame it on ‘DEI.’ Hey, I don’t make up these rules. They do.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
That headpiece is gorgeous!
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Stay safe, friend
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm sure Michigan and Illinois wouldn't mind joining us in the Great Lakes Province
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Fuck AI
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/01/2025
Whew all this World War 3 talk almost made me forget about the oligarchy and how no one has health insurance they can actually rely on.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Ah! This is so good!
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/12/2024
If anyone deserves to go to Heaven, it’s Jimmy Carter. If anyone deserves to burn in Hell, it’s Donald Trump.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
They're a bit bigger than regular playing cards, aren't they?
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/12/2024
Well they didn’t like the price of eggs. Hope they can accept the price of fascism.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Well, that's it. I'm officially out of money If anyone can help, my PayPal is under the same name
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BROTHER. EVE STARTED OFF AS ONE OF ADAM'S SIDES. ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS GOD DID WAS MAKE A TRANS PERSON.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
At least we have Todd
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oh that would probably explain why some of my active friends' profiles said "invalid username" a while back
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Oh yeah, new song. First with a video It's about the game Mouthwashing www.reddit.com/r/Mouthwashi...
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From the Mouthwashing community on Reddit: The Cosmic Courier Blues
Explore this post and more from the Mouthwashing community
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/12/2024
Murder is bad. Which is why we want governments and corporations to stop committing so much.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My blues song about the game Mouthwashing is done!
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/12/2024
I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/12/2024
Anyone still defending the health insurance companies is clearly in their pocket.
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/12/2024
Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/11/2024
HEY YOU, c’mere: (whispers) your ‘leaders’ aren’t as worried as they should be, because they don’t actually care about you or any of this. They only care about staying rich.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cuddle pile!
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Oh friend, my level of spite has far outmaxxed everyone I've met, save for a handful It's the one thing I've got to spare
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I take my caffeine green and sweet instead of brown and bitter Ya know, it balances out the spite
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/11/2024
Hi, I’m God. Vaccines save lives. Love, God
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Well now I wanna see a duck with the name Newton tattooed on its bill
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I was gonna suggest tablevers rpgs, but isn't that just whenever @voiceofobrien.bsky.social is playing?
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You draw good butts
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/11/2024
Am I crazy or do they still seem pretty mad for a group of people who just got literally everything they were asking for?
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A fascinating visual
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I love music
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/11/2024
The only person who stands to benefit from tariffs is Elon Musk because they would help him corner the market on electric vehicle sales in the USA.
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Bill Newton @nillbewton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'll add on to this: Babies, we all suck/sucked. Not a single one of us said "I'm going to do this because I'm just inherently good." You gotta suck real bad for a while, and work hard and get better, no shortcuts, no tricks, just time and effort. You'll get better if you try.
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EpicMuttonChops (they/them/any) @epicmuttonchops.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My favorite quote from any media is spoken by a shapeshifting yellow dog: "Dude, sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." And I've never even seen Adventure Time... it was just all over tumblr
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