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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28m
In Christianity the death penalty is fine, as long as you don't leave the corpse hanging overnight.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 39m
Absolutely. Weed's great advantage over alcohol is that once you've had enough, you don't WANT to have any more. On the other hand, "one more drink" sounds better & better the drunker you get.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 1h
All that hysteria we heard growing up about how weed is so much more potent than before, it's all a load of crap that assumes dosage size remains constant. Sublime may have needed to smoke 2 joints 3x a day, but for me one joint of Sunset Connect lasts all day, and my tolerance is substantial.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 4h
Of course they can claim to be a Christian nation, as long as the body isn't left hanging overnight. Deuteronomy 21
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 6h
We need a system where monsters are kept far away from the levers of power.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because 40 years ago a bunch of stupid a$$holes decided to listen to liars promising that tax cuts would pay for themselves, and they've been listening to the liars ever since.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Semantics is assholes' favorite game.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Obama Uspresident: Barack Obama's Infectious Smile
ALT: Obama Uspresident: Barack Obama's Infectious Smile
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Assholes SHOULD be canceled.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Normalize consequences for being an asshole
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The part about how you're not supposed to give men of god that which is Caesar's ($) is anathema to modern Christianity.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the corrupt claim to be the champions of merit When lying conmen position themselves as the arbiters of morality When the investor class chides the working class for being lazy & entitled
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whatever it takes to put a white guy in charge.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rightwingers are never responsible for their actions, they need somebody else to have agency, so leftists being "annoying" provides the agency for rightwingers' bad decisions. Leftist are accountable for their own actions, so it's irrelevant how annoying rightwingers are.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Thor Marvel: That's What Heroes Do!
ALT: Thor Marvel: That's What Heroes Do!
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno, MAGA seems pretty Christian to me
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems pretty Christian to me
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah shit, Paxton used the pronoun "they" to refer to a dude?! MAGA will be outraged about that, and only that.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's the whole reason they HAD to vote for Trump, these know-it-all liberals trying to tell them how to vote. Rightwingers are never responsible for their own choices.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rightwingers get so upset that they're culturally irrelevant outside their bubble.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always the absolute worst pieces of shit who pull the whole "You think you're better than us, don't you?!" routine.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Gilded Age 20s is about to lead to a Great Depression 30s.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Future generations won't hear the truth of what happened, all they'll hear is that we deserved it because of our wickedness.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Country music isn't racist, but it is the soundtrack to racism.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seoul has the best public transportation system in the world.
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Squid Game Subway Scene
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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How Canada let a child sex abuser run rampant across Asia
Ottawa ignored multiple warnings about child abuser Vadim Scott, sources say
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The story of Joseph teaches us that if the wealthy keep hoarding resources until the economy crashes, then working people will have to sell themselves into slavery just to survive.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't buy that, it doesn't have that sound you're looking for (unless you have a tube screamer)
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shit dude, I'm in California and we have no impact on Presidential elections. Only people in a handful of swing states get to choose the President. We all have to put up with Pennslyvania's poor decisions.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1. Popular policies cannot be enacted no matter how we vote. 2. Discontent is redirected in order to further corruption.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You asked me when the good old days were, and I answered you. You should work on your reading comprehension. That's the 2nd reply in a row of criticism that's not relevant.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Humans lived in paradise until the gods showed up and expelled the serpents. YHWY, Zeus, Thor, Indra, Marduk, Amon Ra, they all defeated serpents to end the old world order / create a new world order where humans labor for their masters.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Republican are working hard to not be criminals. Lying, cheating, stealing, and murder are no longer crimes under this administration, now the only crimes are having the wrong skin color or wrong gender.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When musicians find someone who can sing.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the rules shouldn't apply if they interfere with some rich old white guy's hobby?
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Homer & Marge Bed Jumping
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer & Marge Bed Jumping
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Religion has always had grifters, yes, but it used to have good people too. Now all the compassionate people who want to help the poor work in nonprofits, while the curious people who want to study the universe work in science. Grifters are all that's left.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They voted for brown people to be kidnapped and dragged off to concentration camps. They're glad it's happening.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will the media finally learn to stand up for itself?
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Gospel is the story of Jesus fighting the evils of organized religion. Organized religion's only use for Jesus is as the face of their marketing campaign.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evil people are always gonna be evil. It's the cowards who side with them who tip the scales, so these cowards need to fear the wrath of the righteous more.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listening to liars is asking to be manipulated.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP LIED
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All bullies are cowards at heart, that's how they know how to manipulate cowards so well.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Legend of Zelda NES Title Screen
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jesus wanted us to be wise. The Christians want us to be ignorant.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The choice is clear, it's just that some people would rather live in a dictatorship if that means a rich white guy is in charge.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right-wingers are never responsible for their own actions.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep, Republicans are never responsible for their own choices, it's always Democrats' fault for not pandering harder.
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Epic Jam Tracks @epicjamtracks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They didn't get rich by being decent human beings
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