Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 1hNO FREE ADVERTISING!! I especially am allergic to anything on my car having the name of the dealer on it. Fuck no, give me a steep discount for that or its coming off before I leave the lot. 111 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 1hShe just wanted to make sure it looked like a generic baby! 😅 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15hWhether lifting or drinking, you just gotta do something heavy. 020 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15hOh he was cute I take back my other comment 😅 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15hReading the other comments: yes this is kinda a red flag (at least yellow) and literally so few ppl ever give me unwanted attention these days i forgot how many weirdos have no boundaries with women/girls. As a 15 yo I got so much weird attention! Now, none! Its so different. 110 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15hMORTY!! That would have been an exciting excuse to be late your friends would have loved to hear! 😂 210 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16hThey need to LOOK before calling/messaging! 050 5
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 17hEveryone involved is like “yep looks like a baby i guess” 🤷🏼 130 3
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 17hAnd a secret third version* *both feelings in one, so not really a secret now that I just told you 110 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 17hA lady bid $12 on my $20 shelf, i told her I was sticking firm to my asking price and she said “darn it” and i laughed and told her I would circle back to her and she told me I was “the best!!” I now am hoping everyone else flakes on me and I DO circle back to her and sell it for $12 😊 020 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 17hOh that sounds like the sound of me having one more bc its tasty and cute 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 17hI hate using corporate lingo especially in everyday life, but “i’ll circle back to you” goes pretty hard when managing multiple potential buyers on a FB marketplace listing 160 6
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 19hAnd yes technically its true that republicans making like $150k/yr will be millionaires (in assets) as they retire, but it really comes from that delusion that many people have that they are more similar to the wealthy than they are, or that they can become wealthy one day. 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 19h… to establishing an income tax for the broader WA population. Which TO BE CLEAR would be great because it would allow us to make the tax progressive, and abolish or reduce the regressive sales tax. But so many republicans say “NO MORE TAXES” and cant see how it will benefit them. 100 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 19hAnd the whole point of the tax is its only on a FEW VERY WEALTHY people. The whole point is that extreme wealth inequality is harming WA, and the ultra-wealthy are the ones who need to pay their dues. People oppose it when they think it affects too many people bc they see it as a slippery slope… 100 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 19hThis is why calling the new WA State income tax a “millionaire’s tax” hurts its cause. Because it means taxes on annual earnings above $1 mil. But some people think it must be on earnings lower than that because “lots of people are millionaires!” It fails to convey just how few people will pay. 100 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 23hI hope your kid is in middle school bc that would be both very embarrassing and very cool 0100 10
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I want a car that can magically park next to my apartment every single time. Wait… thats a parking spot. I want a parking spot. 040 4
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I had construction next door in my last apartment. I was on the ground floor. One morning a BOULDER hit the wall of my bedroom. 000 0
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I got Novavax and flu at the same time (same arm) this year and i had ZERO arm soreness. Only mild fatigue the next morning, fine by afternoon. 100 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Holy shit. I learned something new about weiners! It’s Oscar Mayer, not Oscar Meyer. 020 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Yeah, i have a stack of pants I need to alter once I learn how… once I clean off my crafting table from the doom piles on it. I need to just find someone who does alterations in the meantime 😅 020 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I opened the peep door (like a peephole but a tiny tiny door) without any clothes and I said “i gotta sign for that?” And unfortunately he said yes, so i went back and got my bathrobe. 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I just had to get out of bed at 10PM!!! and put clothing on to sign for a fucking fedex package from work. 210 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026That song was release the day after I was born. We all know why. 140 4
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Maybe it wasn’t from the back I cant remember, but I was laying down and definitely thought “i look good laying down!!” I was made for bed. 140 4
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I once had my partner take a photo of my laying down on my side from behind to get an idea of if my spine was aligned properly with all my orthopedic pillows and such, and I was like DAMN! I LOOK LIKE THAT FROM THE BACK?? It felt nice. 140 4
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 16/10/2026We sponge painted a wall in like 2002 😬 140 4
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Is your name actually Marie?? 😂 My autism says I have to clarify I was referencing Typhoid Mary. Just in case that wasn’t clear (<- me clarifying what a clarification is. Oh god. I cant stop clarifying) 120 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026About 13-14 per entity, i think that makes sense 030 3
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I think they said “you’re getting people sick” and yes you should really stop spitting in peoples mouths when you have typhoid, Mary!!! 130 3
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I thought they were pissing at my lips, but different interpretations I guess 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m gonna need to watch some GBBS or Antiques Roadshow right after to bring my blood pressure back down 020 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They exist and I hate it, so its a hate crime in my book 010 1
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They chose to bring me into existence! 120 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Yeah i can imagine retail pharmacy is even worse of a sick people magnet than other retail. Eugh. 120 2
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I would try it if it was free and I trusted the person who made it 010 1
