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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏.

@epfagentbishop.bsky.social
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𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗦 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗦 . WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ staring at his finger . ... why is he doing that . does bro have a splinter or something 💀 ] ... hm . curious abilities that alien had . it shot one of its life sucking barbs into my finger . [ WHY IS HE NOT TAKING IT OUT IF IT CAN DO THAT WHAT THE HELLY 😭 ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 this man's been alive since like 1776 btw 😭😭
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 hun and baxter work for shredder but i want it to be known and clear that bishop does NOT 👺 he's still evil as hell though
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ staring at his finger . ... why is he doing that . does bro have a splinter or something 💀 ] ... hm . curious abilities that alien had . it shot one of its life sucking barbs into my finger . [ WHY IS HE NOT TAKING IT OUT IF IT CAN DO THAT WHAT THE HELLY 😭 ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i truly appreciate someone who will just get down to business . no foolishness, no nothing .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the golden thing . upon the pedestal in the middle . ... ... i think i now have greater things to be concerned about, though . you do not appear human .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i see . i do appreciate straightforwardness .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i was saying it was wise of you to do so .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
yes, you should apologize . [ 💀 . ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
24 karate gold what now .ᐣ
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
what is that .... THING in times square .ᐣ
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
that is of no concern to you . that was a question for myself rather than you .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i am not done . in fact, i have only just begun .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
excuse me .ᐣ
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
is that so .ᐣ how did you manage to slip under our radar ... .ᐣ [ it's more so a question to himself than to her . 💀 ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
why do you need to learn more about earth's cultures .ᐣ are you perhaps going to use them for nefarious purposes .ᐣ [ ... 💀 . ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
not currently, but looks can be deceiving . we can't rule out the possibility quite yet .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
there is nothing regarding this topic to scoff about . earth has faced many alien invasions .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
what is your business here, elf .ᐣ [ 💀 . ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
your behavior currently matches our previous data of otherworldly threats . you are one until proven otherwise .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
of course i do . i'm the leader of the earth protection force ── it is my job to handle threats like you .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
you do not appear to be from earth . 👹
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
elysia 🩷 don't expect him to get angry like the others do, but he WILL still hate her 💀
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
yes, you are a problem . congratulations on putting two and two together . [ 💀🙏 ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
elysia 🩷 YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY THERE . the only 2003 villains left are baxter and karai, since hun and bishop are already irritated with her HELPP 💀
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
... a likely answer from a threat . they either can never provide reasoning, or they come up with a lie so obvious it could make one laugh . you are the former .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
save it, raphael splinterson .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i saw you look at me, mutation . why are you here .ᐣ 👹
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
[ glaring at her . 💀 ]
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
look at all these strange creatures that have infiltrated the earth ... tsk .
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏, 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀,
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── 𝓐𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝓑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏. @epfagentbishop.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 ─ 「 * 𝘽𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙋 」 .
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