Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Threw a shitfit to get fiber optic internet so I could play this game 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This came with a holographic card where the White House would blow up as your turned it. Oh pre 9/11 I miss you 0131
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Maybe Ty is just a dude playing a dude that’s disguised as another dude? 140
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The number of kids who wanted to break their arms and legs because of this movie… 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Please do a post about Attention Starved Runts candy (2005-2007) 0290
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Offering any family discounts? Will you cone kids under ten? Seems like a great Arbor Day present for my boys 010
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Preferred Wonder Boy and Nastyman myself, when they killed the hydra and filled the crevasse with their might juice 020
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026At least Lindsey is the one going to the Event Horizon dimension 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A plot where raptors have learned to fly planes would have been more believable than a suburban 12 year old surviving that island alone 010
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The part where you learned Laura Dern was to have next to no screen time? 040
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I take an annual trip to Oaxaca to pick/buy my own all natural wild Flaming Hot Cheetos and I recommend you do too 010
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Jesus Christ NPR is such an embarrassment. To think I actually used to donate to them 120
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Should be the official song for every World Cup. It’s just so perfect. That or Blur Song 2 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sitting at my laptop in my white t shirt editing pictures of myself in a white t shirt, struggling mightily because AI can’t seem to get my left hand anatomically correct. But thank god is smells like cold coffee up in here 160
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Tim Curry knew he had to go campy because holy hell was that cast drier than a saltine cracker. Even the great Laura Linney couldn’t make up for Dylan Walsh’s awful delivery 030
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Good to know there is actually some hope for the future 010
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Oh hey it’s the reason I talked to zero girls sophomore year of high school 110
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026They have removed all the information signs at the Anneberg Plantation on St John USVI that mention slavery…on a literal sugar plantation. That operated under Danish rule, long before the US bought the islands. 131
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Weapon decay in far cry 2 added to the “I’m in bumfuck Africa and I’m dying from malaria” vibe 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Just one more big score and we can have all the Pepperidge Farm cookies we want, Arthur 0100
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025This article wouldn’t have passed NPR standards just five years ago. Embarrassing from a once great news organization 040
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Hey at least he won’t have to pretend to like his kid’s shitty Fathers Day gifts 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 16/05/2025[person who ordered after me gets her Starbucks Frappuccino before I do] “This isn’t any different than January 6th!” 010
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 28/02/2025So with this logic if you are raised by two fathers are you double manly or do you still need a pickup truck 170
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Please find time to make new episodes while you dismantle democracy 🙌🙌🙌 040
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Dad get ls absolutely emasculated. "I was never good with my hands", son openly says he respects grandpa more bc he's manly 000
Patrick @epatrickc.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Those are the most exuberant and frantic jazz hands ever 020
