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Oakes

@eol.bsky.social
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(he/him) Satellite Jockey, Musician, Seattle sports optimist Clumsy, but with good reflexes

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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 11h
Lockett would be proud of that one
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 11h
👀
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 12h
But enough about the Steelers
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 15h
If there’s a third in there I’m buying a katana
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 16h
Gottaa
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 16h
Ant time you can veer into a PR pothole, you gottaa
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 16h
I guess that’s better? Idk
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 16h
Yuck. Quite a day for #accountability between this and the Terrion Arnold update
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 16h
Did they actually?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
Me neither, Mike’ll get em right
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
Cody White revenge game 🏎️
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
I would agree with you haha, though I can already hear the fandom losing their minds if that happened. The Niners tilt this week should be quite enlightening. I don’t have a good beat on who wins, but I think it’ll be a close contest. 🍿
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
If they want to fashion themselves as a proper repeat contender, absolutely. And if they continue to play as sloppily as they have? 2-2 at best
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
The Chiefs in particular should be spicy. If Seahawks fans boo K9 I stg
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
This is a Fleetwood Mac “Rumors” level run of bangers
Upcoming 4 Seahawks Games:
- Home vs. SF 49ers Oct 11th
- @Denver vs. the  Broncos Oct 15th
- Home vs. Chiefs Oct. 25th
- Home vs. Bears Nov. 2nd
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 18h
If you or a loved one understands this joke, you may be entitled to compensation
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John Fraley @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 19h
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Seahawks-Chargers, Words of Prey: NFL completes decades-long transition to flag football
Seattle sets franchise record for penalty yardage in interminable victory. Always reaching new heights, these guys.
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 20h
Hahaha tbc that was not a dig at screen name, which is good and right
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 20h
Saw that too, as well some early calls for Drew Lock that I hope are just jokes
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 20h
Fair, I’m still shell-shocked from bad faith arguments made against Riq and Ken 🤨
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 20h
My understanding was it was more his assignment correctness. Obviously they aren’t moving on from Hall or Spoon but even with Emman, I don’t think his and Riq’s situation are very comparable
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 21h
Ah yeah, him too. The boot, though?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 21h
Spoon and Hall?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 21h
And it took two epic brain farts from Riq on prayer balls for them to reach the endzone in the 9th most recent quarter. I think we gotta start by blessing Purdy with his first sack this season
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 21h
A funny thing about the Seahawks/Niners matchup this week is that the Seattle won a championship in the Niners’ stadium and celebrated in their home locker room
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 22h
See?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 23h
Though more realistically, we’ll get Thibodeaux for a 5th and we won’t like it
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 23h
Cosign, chop chop
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so sorry Brent 💔
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When pressed further, Johnson added “you’re not my dad!”
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gorgeous night too, I’ve only seen two games in Santa Clara and I’ve chosen very well
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun one, I was there
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Clowney game? Or more recent?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Knee to the back, quite egregious bsky.app/profile/seac...
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suppose we’ll see over time but I was just poking some fun at the most prominent Ken truther on Bluesky haha
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See man? I told you he was good smh
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good lol
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Niners in a week into TNF at Mile High. Never a good time for an injury, but the timing is extra unfortunate
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mother of god
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait the broadcast cut to Vegas just to see Mahomes talk lmao?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was thinking end of half management/decisions but you could put that on Fluery and Emmanwori specifically. On top of the sloppiness
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mike’s worst game as a coach?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This ref will have his 15 minutes of fame, by hell or high water
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100% real penalty
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmfao chargers
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They may have said regular season but idgaf
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah yes, the infamous Seahawks/Packers NFC Championship game, in October 2009
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, “this has been the Justin Herbert show here in the 4th quarter”, trenchant analysis , broadcast
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Too easy, where’s the rush?
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Oakes @eol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone can get hurt on any play, but they shouldn’t have been on the field at all
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