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Its grim up north

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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over on Facebook, my Tory MP was doing his usual dogwhistle-moaning about the quality of Labour environnent ministers, and this local farmer decided that what was needed was some eliminationist Nazi rhetoric about .... The Fabian Society? These people are unwell.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Big Brother is watching the people; the people are watching Big Brother.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two people contemplate pushing a button that will make them rich
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alternate: listen to @bloodwork.show for the most murderous pen pushers of all
Adolf Eichmann wonders when being really efficient at ones government job became such a bad thing
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show for more murderous pen pushers
Robert Macnamara ponders how he can increase efficiency in his special government job of murdering Vietnamese people
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Stop blaming other people for everything- blame the people I blame for everything! Personal responsibility is everything- thats why I hate nebulous 'freeloaders' who are stealing from Me!"
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now here is a little guy
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Alt version: listen to @bloodwork.show
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
These guys are mammals that lay eggs and evolved before nipples existed, so they just kind of sweat milk for babby to blep up
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Pademelon is a tiny macropoda, basically a knee-high Wallaby.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The long tailed planigale is the smallest marsupial on earth. It is the size of a shrew. It still has a pouch.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Antechinus. Mouse sized. Also has pouch.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
COMMON SPOTTED CUSCUS. ALSO HAS POUCH.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THIS IS A TYPE OF POSSUM. IT ALSO HAS A POUCH THAT MAY CONTAIN A TINIER POSSUM.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THIS BILBY IS THE SIZE OF A LARGE GERBIL. THERE IS OFTEN A SMALLER VERSION INSIDE ITS POUCH.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
CUE UP THE PERFECT AUSTRALIAN CRITTER PHOTOS! This is another Fairy Wren situation. (Spotted Quoll for example)
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Aparently its Sydney Sweeney
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Saw these guys in Australia, and they are both literally that colour, and also the size of a small espresso cup. Ridiculous.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Here is a Rubbishbot to remind you who does it best
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Work collegue wonders if perhaps you have snacc there
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Opened up a gloriously silly second hand pulp paperback, and my instant thought was Listen to Blood Work @bloodwork.show
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hurriedly done at work on a piece of receipt paper
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Amazingly, because I never delete anything, I managed to find the screenshot, thus proving my own memory a liar:
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Thats in this tiny rich guys personal church, the width of a large terrace house, in Munich city centre. Filled with absolutely mental bling skeletons and bonkers cherubim. Incredible stuff, Baroque Catholicism at its most over the top.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Took dozens of pictures of skulls and memento mori in Bavaria, they are everywhere
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just some general long face
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
That is for sure half a human going flying. Grim.
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"Step One: Pour yourself a big ol' glass of wine, you sad, lonely bastard."
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Not sure but this one might be more threatening
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eoinmonkey.bsky.social @eoinmonkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Looks like a sort of Victorian porcine cockney thug
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