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@envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Gtg 🖤 yall 2025
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Thank you friend 🗣️🖤
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I gotta finish purging before the new year
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I had theeeee best birthday 🫶🏽
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Thank youuuu friend 🗣️😙
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Cheers to 32… 🖤🎉
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
🖤🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 thank you
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
12/08 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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ALLurrremVelvIT @allurrremvelvit.com · 07/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a man with a floral jacket says " oh thank god "
ALT: a man with a floral jacket says " oh thank god "
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got so high it sound like he meant everything he said to me
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Online shopping on Fenty 🖤
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A mf that watched me tryna get through survival mode is now in my old position & got the nerve to ask me how I keep havin money 🤔
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
lol I’ll be back up around 1 or 2 ready to eat again 🙂
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
just had some brown stew chicken with rice & beans 🙃 I’m so full but imma eat this lunch able and then go to sleep
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I gotta grip on that ass & I’m nevaaaa letting go
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Lol when he let you do a facial on him >>> yeah bae lemme get yo skin right
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Lol I sell dreams too baby you ain’t nobody
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
When you pray for something or someone make sure you pray for guidance on how to keep it once you get it
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
the discipline >>
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m ready to get back off the internet it was more fun having people update me on what’s goin on
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
12/08
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’ll definitely reference back to this!!
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
if my daddy knew what was good for him he’d put that bottle down
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
once I seen what that liquor do to a person I stopped drinking as much
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I been waiting on the cat distribution to find me but looks like I gotta go find it
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Minq gone be mad but she know she momma baby
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I want a cat, so I think imma go out and get one just cause I can 😊
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
😭😭
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
you lost your job stop telling people you quit
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I win arguments with actions lol words not included
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Yelz 💙 @yelzende.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah ngl cuz this app mad dayroom fr
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
brb I’m hungry again
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Imma miss Bluesky but I’ll probably only #skeet on twitter tbh
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
after my birthday imma disappear & drop my baby & pop back up married
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I Find it Funny… @meseemee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It was Rihanna asking Glo when her album drop like we ain’t been asking her for 10yrs to drop HER ALBUM. I’m getting impatient and trying to accept that it will probably never happen 😩😭😭😩😩😭😩 like girl we love Fenty but we need the music boo.
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DKAstrology 🇯🇲🇭🇺 @dkastrology.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What belongs to you comes to you.
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 04/12/2024
Don’t get me wrong, I love traditional tacos but black ppl tacos gonna hit every time!
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
tax season almost here lock in with yall bms while it’s early lol
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The child. The adult.
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Monkey D. 3rd Leg @senpaihuncho.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i love real shit. real genuine shit.
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My dog wanna be human so bad like girllllala I don’t got enough product to do yours & my face lil cry baby ass
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Remember, whatever advice you gettin from a mf make sure they practicing what they preach cause they’ll send you all the way off knowing they shit not even in order
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ll forever be where his heart is 😙
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
you missing to back tooth … cover yo mouth when you yawn
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Lol but imma ride this mf out in the meantime
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When this retrograde over, it’ll be fuck me again lol
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What summer say: if you don’t backkk tf up before I do you in, and still getting in this bitch and getting liddyyyyyy” 😭😂😂
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Put him under the jail your honor
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ISTOLEMYCARJODY @envymyprettyhoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
lol mf just said “you old now go start a family & fall back” 🥹 but … he not wrong though
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