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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦

@ensignjensen.bsky.social
517 followers 500 following 663 posts

Emigrant from Twitter. 🍁 Actor, musician, photographer. Basically here to catch up on other things, other people, and other voices. Hates cruelty, fascism, greed, and bigotry. Being a little careful with my follow backs We are the Market.

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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Highest level of bullshit, more like.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great idea
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Le Twat, C’est moi!”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starship Poopers
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, absolutely true. But he’s cavilling and euphemizing
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“It’s not a genocide, you guys! It’s an ethnic cleansing! Big difference!”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The very definition of a Useful Idiot
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gas engines have had over a century to build their infrastructure. EV’s have had, what, ten? The infrastructure is the tipping point.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bleached whale
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love these
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HOLY SHIT!!!!
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HOLY SHIT the NDP WON
Vote result for Calgary Shaw.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boris and Natasha?
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have my swans in a stack.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love it. “So, Robert! This fuckin guy!”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seems like it’s the whole point.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Let’s just put all our eggs in one extremely volatile basket and then give it to the Americans, who I’m sure will treat us with respect and not just run off with the basket”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Donald Slump”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Money doesn’t trickle down but privilege does. They are being paid in privilege.
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Canadian In Alberta @canadianinalberta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is super important 👇🏼 #ableg #abpoli
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And I will fart rainbows before he ever does anything like that.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sure, Jann
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“It’s right behind me, isn’t it….?”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The trouble with a mirror is that one tends to blame the reflection rather than the one looking. There comes a point where the mirror is a projection rather than a reflection
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tell them they’re the victims of “….”; get them angry at “being ripped off”, tell them you’re the answer, do nothing for them, make the money go upwards, repeat.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow. Is this for real? It looks like Boris Johnson fucked a mutant gerbil and then let it get possessed by the ghost of a bloated waterfowl.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
US money.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screen grab. Wannabe hitler? Or just a clown nose?
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Mission is a stunningly rapturous and devastating soundtrack. With Once Upon a Time in America a close second.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All too often they are the only ones stupid enough to go for power
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Only men should play in women’s sports! Ha! Checkm…. Oh… wait…”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What in the velociraptor puke is that?
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have it and it’s great, except for the in-video sponsors. Also got ad blocks but they still squeak through, or you can’t read the site without disabling it. And besides those two, there is the rest of the world. Unless you pay premium, forget about streamers.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Advertising is the propaganda of Capitalism. It has indoctrinated us. It has destroyed our attention span with its omnipresent interruptions into our tv shows, our radio, our podcasts, our magazines, our internet. You cannot look anywhere without its insidious lurking.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They probably like a sandpaper glove
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Well, what if we just put all our eggs in one basket and just gave it to them?”
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They know the Boomers are all on the way out and are grabbing all their cash while they can. That notwithstanding, all there is now is nostalgia.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The thing is, geese fight all the time. They’re in the ring every day. Bald eagle sits in a tree and every once in a while swoops down to grab a mouse. Geese are out there in the streets.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Balaclava/Baklava/Balalaika
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Erie renamed Lake Epstein Files.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And sooooo many gambling ads. Perfect metaphor for this regime. Gambling on oil always being the be all and end all of the Alberta economy
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At least we can all gamble to our hearts content
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Or frightening in a ridiculous way
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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So, a new mnemonic for the Great Lakes is SHAME? Sounds about right.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This gets all the points. 10/10
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She’s drilling for oil in Donald Trump’s ass.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And water. And oil. And coal. And wheat.
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To become an American colony
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Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦 @ensignjensen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For many people, speed limits just mean “everybody else is in my way”
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