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reggie seidman

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Then, still with his back to me, in a colorless voice, calm, reassuring: “Monsieur, vous êtes fou.” Signal: rone.69

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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 30/09/2026

The baristas at work like to have fun.

Message written on glad with vermilion erasable marker:

Do you think there's a second planet like Earth with hella people chillin like we are here? Do you think they have jobs like us?

Yeeeea dude! (eight hash marks)
Huh??? (zero hash marks)

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/09/2026

"going to China brb"

Lulu the tan mutt, all you can see is her butt, tail, and paws as she's stuck her whole front end in a hole that workers dug in our backyard near our rear fence for a French drain

THIS IS MY HOLE
IT WAS MADE FOR ME

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/09/2026

hostile work environment

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/09/2026

FUCK OFF

Heat wave now extending to Tuesday and peaking at 93 on Saturday

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 28/09/2026

UNACCEPTABLE

Next week's forecast highs ranging from 82 to 88

100

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 27/09/2026

BAHAHAJ

A sign at TJ's: Did you know Trader Joe's (bananas) are still only 23¢?

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 25/09/2026

fuck off

From the latest Android release notes:

• Instantly customise your Pixel with Harry Potter audiobook packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons and sounds with elements from the audiobooks. [2]

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 23/09/2026

that's gonna leave a mark

an American Association of Wine Economists chart of Canadian wine imports, showing the US at #3 (behind France and Italy) in 2024, dropping to #6 in 2025 (barely beating Chile) for a net loss of $331M and an almost 77% drop

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 20/09/2026

47% banana, 53% kumquat

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 20/09/2026

WATCHMEN

Ozymandias: "DO IT?"

DAN, I'M NOT A REPUBLIC SERIAL VILLAIN. DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I'D EXPLAIN MY MASTER STROKE IF THERE REMAINED THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF YOU AFFECTING ITS OUTCOME?

I DID IT THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES AGO.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 19/09/2026

added ALT text

screenshot from Threads:

fattys_revenge 1d
Every season of Reacher so far has been great, and I understand that they may be avoiding the earlier novels due to their slightly less standalone nature, but every year I'm sad to learn that next season won't be the book where he kills his way through a white supremacist militia camp.

alanritchson # 10h
My favorite book. Fun fact: I had it approved until someone got re-elected.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/09/2026

*taps sign*

Brendan Nyhan
@brendannyhan.bsky.social

What would you say if you saw it in another country?

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/09/2026

Ask Jeeves is now Ask Jev

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 16/09/2026

I went to San José City Hall four years ago, the day they abolished the "no cruising" law very obviously aimed at lowrider culture.

Lowriders in front of San José City Hall

Lowriders in front of San José City Hall

Lowriders in front of San José City Hall

Lowriders in front of San José City Hall

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 16/09/2026

I get ads

OVER 50?
YOUR BALLS MIGHT NEED A
LITTLE MORE ROOM

(grey blue boxer briefs with a huge pouch)

[you know what, fuck you]

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 16/09/2026

calendar meme: woman reads from her phone, "Panama canal traffic to be cut again as drought from El Niño worsens", man tears off December page of the calendar to reveal the January 1869 page

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 16/09/2026

The LLM-as-a-service remora economy reminds me a lot of 2008 when companies that made Facebook apps were hot.

Ad on the side of a CalTrain car: Cut your inference bill in half

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 14/09/2026

¡Viva Colombia!

Toyota SUV with a California license plate that reads CUCUTA

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 12/09/2026

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 11/09/2026

"Where did Mommy go?"

Memo, Mila, and Lulu are staring at the back door.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 11/09/2026

google maps itinerary, NWU -> NEU -> SEU -> SWU

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 10/09/2026

maybe this will fix me

Cà Phê Sữa Nóng brewing into a white mug

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 09/09/2026

oh

517 inactive tabs in my mobile Firefox

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 08/09/2026

ha ha is this why they call it Labor Day

In our basement, a freshly assembled (by me and the missus) janky-ass "multimedia rack" nearly filled with music CDs, a small discard pile atop the rack destined for the used music store

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 05/09/2026

ah, musician time

Waiting for Drink the Sea at the Guild Theatre; various guitars, a soprano sax, a drum kit, and a vibraphone on stage

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 05/09/2026

Batman snapping a shotgun in two with his hands, except QUOTE POST DUNKING is superimposed. "/This/ is the weapon of the /enemy/. We do not /need/ it. We will not /use/ it."

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 04/09/2026

moka pot coffee, pomegranate-pistachio Turkish delight (with chocolate crisps), baklava

Coffee in a white ceramic mug, desserts in a clear plastic tray

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 04/09/2026

it's this little girl's 8th birthday

Upside down Mila the Staffordshire bull terrier on the couch

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 03/09/2026

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 03/09/2026

that's right, tighten that currency loop also, this popped up when i opened this reply

The post you’re replying to was marked as being written in Japanese by its author. Would you like to reply in Japanese?

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 31/08/2026

ah, the youths will never understand

holding an IOmega Ditto 1 GB native/2 GB compressed tape

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 31/08/2026

After the latest @ranchogordo.bsky.social Bean Club package, the missus decided that we had too many Corona beans, so she made hummus with them.

A black handmade pottery bowl containing cut carrots and a glass bowl full of hummus topped with olive oil and sumac

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 31/08/2026

we used to be a proper country

White can with black text:

ALL PURPOSE GRIND

DECAFFEINATED

GROUND COFFEE

*GUARANTEED
QUALITY*

100% Pure Coffee
97% Caffeine Free

NET WT. 13 OZ. 369g

ALL PURPOSE GRIND

DECAFFEINATED

GROUND COFFEE

100% Pure Coffee • 97% Caffeine Free

This 97% Caffeine Free Coffee is full-flavored and economical. A high extraction roasting process allows more coffee to be extracted and brewed from every quality bean. This allows you to get more full-bodied flavor from every ounce. You can receive the same number of cups from this 13 oz. can as from ONE FULL POUND of ordinary decaffeinated coffee. This coffee is specially ground to accommodate all coffeemakers.

Directions

Measure this Decaffeinated Coffee the same way you measure ordinary coffee (one rounded tablespoon for each 6 oz. cup of Water or adjust to taste). This 13 oz. can contains as many tablespoons as a ONE POUND CAN of ordinary decaffeinated coffee.

DISTRIBUTED BY BESTKEPT PRODUCTS, SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94120

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 30/08/2026

A nearby urban farm has lots of chickens in all sizes Little ones are loud

A red regular-sized hen and a cream-and-black bantam rooster

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/08/2026

"And how did we achieve a 60-person polycule? Through jihad."

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 29/08/2026

There's also this

Ben McAdams @purrta... 7h

Vindman just sent $250k to the DSCC to help:

Peltola-Alaska
Brown-Ohio
Turek-lowa
Jackson-Maine
Sayed-Michigan
Pappas-New Hampshire
Cooper-North Carolina
Booker-Kentucky(?)
Osborn-Nebraska

Ben McAdams (The.. @purrt... 6d

Right off the bat $400k transfer to the Florida Dem party from Vindman, and he expects to give more to Florida candidates in the coming days

A $400,000 donation to the state party is intended to help his onetime primary opponent, state Rep. Angie Nixon, as well as other statewide and federal candidates running in tough races in Florida.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 27/08/2026

saved you a click: she had chili for lunch

screenshot of Mercury News clickbait on Zuckbook:

a white young woman with long chestnut hair and glasses squatting behind her service dog, some kind of yellow lab mix

"They trained him for diabetes alerts. Then, this Idaho dog sniffed something worse."

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 25/08/2026

000

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 24/08/2026

I took this about five years ago and marveled at the comity.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 21/08/2026

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 20/08/2026

Muting "woke 1" forever because it's too annoying even in jest

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 20/08/2026

Trump trying to remember Natalie's surname.

Hyperbole and a Half: PARP!

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/08/2026

light coffee table reading at work

A (thick) paperback of Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/08/2026

You know this site has the juice when our blue checks are starting to post like Twitter blue checks. #ShitIRead

No one is thinking about this now but: the Fed will not raise interest rates to bring down inflation while Trump is in office. It will raise them sharply one(sic) he’s gone, trigger a recession, and sabotage the next Democratic president.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 18/08/2026

better if not

Bobby Hill (in car): 111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot, can it?

Bobby Hill (outside car): Oh my god! It's like standing on the sun!

Peggy Hill: This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 17/08/2026

Susie Wiles wearing a very "oh no" expression

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 17/08/2026

adventures in floating point

old screenshot of macys.com, Dress Shirts category, showing a filter of "Fitted" and price range of $0-$19.990000000000002

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 17/08/2026

Breakfast: jasmine tea and @ranchogordo.bsky.social black garbanzos

Tea is in a brown mug, beans are in a light green bowl, both made by my wife (also the white teapot with flower decorations in the background)

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 15/08/2026

morning scenes

Dogs on the bed: Memo with his ears back, Lulu cleaning herself, Mila blep

reggie seidman @ennui.org · 14/08/2026

"Our people stand as one! Well, mine stand just a bit higher, but you see what I mean."

Basil II (screenshot and text from Civilization VI)