enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026Feel free to steal this and repost elsewhere without attribution... 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026This is pretty much how I would sum up 2025... everything in the shitter. 013 3
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2025My favorite thing from the #TrumpIsDead fiasco... 1207 20
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2025The fix is in - again. It has also been pointed out they know that SCOTUS requires the census to include non-citizens. So he'll be forced to include all those imprisoned in his gulags, that's why they are located in Red States which will boost numbers in […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2025To protect the President from lightning on Saturday they will be providing him with a complimentary Faraday cage... 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2025I don't know what kind of games Elon, Katie, and Stephen Miller have been getting up to but this is probably not the kind of fist play he was looking for... 021 2
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2025When they are praying 'king Trump is looking around the room to see who isn't praying so he can take them out. After all, what's the point in being the Second Coming if your supplicants won't worship you publicly? 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2025"All in all you're just a Nazi with an orange butterball" youtu.be/tYCKhcPCjh0 #F47 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2025You finally really did it. You maniacs, you blew it up! GenAI shameless ripped from one of the Scareketchip videos www.youtube.com/@scaredketchup 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2025@GottaLaff Even if they cosplay Stormtroopers let's just call them what they are - Brown Shirts. 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2025What the actual fuck... Talk about waste - the FBI is spending time being environment thought police for 'king Trump? 010 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2025Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025Some long time friends just traded their Tesla Model S in for a shiny new electric BMW. It was quite a step since they were giving up the "free charging for life" deal from when they bought the Tesla. The BMW dealership has now stopped the special trade in […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025America first (thirst?) beers in Denmark. 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025Even Ozzy Man gets it and does not mince his words. youtu.be/d1zH2bV_tpk Great comments too... 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025I came across this perfect juxtaposition of Twitler and Hitler. It's almost like he's been practicing... 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2025Now that FOTUS has ended all Federal DEI programs he is free and clear to install his all blonde white dream team.. 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2025Personally I will be using #FOTUS henceforth. He was disqualified by the constitution from being POTUS and only a gross miscarriage of justice, massive fraud, and dereliction of duty led to the shame inauguration yesterday. My blood runs cold, my democracy […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2024MAGA nativity: No unmarried mothers, foreigners, refugees, and definitely no wise men. 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2024Speaking of fascists (see my last post) while Trump's ego leans into his red giant phase as Time names him "Person of the Year" remember who else got that notoriety in 1938. Which is to say it is far from an endorsement […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2024I'll take States that are rushing to ban this book from their schools for 100 Alex... #DelayDenyDefend 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2024Billionaires are just apex capitalists. Eventually there will be only be only one, because he's eaten all the others... 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2024@georgelakoff I wish they would please tell us how we oppressed them? As for stupid... some believe that is a an intellectual judgement, however it is one based on their actions. They are the person who repeatedly grabs the electric fence with a clear […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 100 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2024Thanks Elonia for saying the quiet part out loud, even though it isn't actually true. They have a duty to consider shareholder interests which does not necessarily mean maximizing profits. For example they can make a case that denying fewer claims so […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2024I saw the statistic that 50% of Americans read at or below 6th grade level. I went to correct that because I thought the writer was referring to the 21% who are considered functionally illiterate. But no, it's actually worse - recent statistics put 54% at […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2024Deportation flyers from the KKK being circulated in Indiana. Don't expect this to get any better in the next four years and if you're one of the misguided minorities who voted for him don't miss yourself that his KKK and fashy enforcers will treat you any […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2024The irony of having a tattoo that means "God wills it" when the Bible expressly forbids tattoos is completely lost in these fake Christians. If they knew anything about the religion they profess to channel they would think "Deus vult" would be a great name […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2024And in case you're wondering, the antonym of kakistocracy 💩 is meritocracy: 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024Feeding time at the zoo. #CatsOfMastodon 011 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2024It's weird how Mastodon will show you comments from people even after they have apparently blocked you, and then if you try to reply to or open the comment you get a 404 Not Found error. I feel like a maybe a 403 Forbidden error might be more appropriate? Or […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/11/2024Well good for you, but remember to sell your Tesla means someone wanted to buy and drive your Tesla. It's like being proud of getting rid of your gun because you sold it to the MAGA guy next door... The only upside would seem to be it depresses the market […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2024I understand there are technical limitations of ActivityPub that make the ability to migrate posts between instances difficult to implement (it would cause huge floods of messages). But this feature of BlueSky seems to suggest the don't have this problem […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2024This pretty much nails it... #SecondTower #SecondTerm 000 0
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2024So just by having a standard protocol suddenly treadmills are just running hardware and can compete as such. All the apps you'd use to control speed and incline can run on your own phone, tablet, or TV. The apps can then compete on their features and user […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 100 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2024I was posting a text snippet in Slack and notice the file types you could select to control its formatting included "Z80". That made my day... #Slack #Software #Z80 #AssemblyCode #MachineCode #8Bit 001 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/11/2024Bertie is hiding under the fig tree thinking the birds won't see him... 010 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/11/2024I've been feline like this most of the week. #Caturday 042 4
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024I think the Harris campaign has been smart to describe Trump's tariff plans as the "Trump National Sales Tax". If they just tried to explain how tariffs work it would go straight over MAGA voter's heads. But calling it a "sales tax" stands a chance of […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 100 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024Okay, my serious entry for #FensterFreitag with my apologies for the gag entry. Sunset window reflection with 1920s warehouse windows in the Oakland California warehouse district. 010 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2024Another of MAGA's very fine people busted for child sex crimes. #ZacharyRadcliff #MAGAPedos 001 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2024A friend sent me a BBC article about a conkers controversy. No, that's not a typo for "bonkers". It's a real thing that all British people know about: www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3w3151e… But when I went to read The Telegraph article referenced by […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 010 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2024One of my favorites because it is so true on many levels... 011 1
enmodo ⇇ @enmodo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2024I need to know if the number of times I go to a concert and someone who is much taller, has "high hair", or a hat is blocking my view is statistically significantly higher than random? I can't imagine how it is for the statistically shorter than average […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 000 0