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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 5h
It seems BlueSky is the only platform not limiting external links now ... beware what the social media sites are doing to keep you confined to their gulags! Meanwhile, here's the latest on the thing in the #Gulf headed to #NOLA ... enkiops.org/2026/10/06/i...
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Tropical System AL92 May Impact Gulf Coast: Key Details
Tropical system AL92 off the Gulf Coast shows 80% chance of formation. Monitor for potential impact in Louisiana, Mississippi & Alabama.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Increasing chances for something in the Gulf towards the weekend ... enkiops.org/2026/10/05/g...
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Watching the now orange blob in the Gulf.
NHC raises tropical system formation chances to 50%. Potential heavy rains for the Gulf Coast/SEUS this week. Stay updated on weather impacts!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yellow Blob of Doom in, um, The Body Of Water Located South Of New Orleans! enkiops.org/2026/10/04/y...
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Yellow Blob of Doom in the Gulf!
Discover how the Gulf of Mexico influences weather patterns, including tornadoes and tropical systems, and stay updated on recent developments.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hurricane season is winding down as fall patterns set up ... quick overview this morning. enkiops.org/2026/10/02/t...
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Tropics still active, just not in the Atlantic
Stay updated on Atlantic and Pacific weather conditions, including Hurricane Rachel and upcoming Tropical Storm Choi-Wan's developments.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is the Kelvin Wave coming to get you? Details on the blog this morning. Hopefully regular BlueSky links will resume, Meta changed some things and broke my autoposts so I am now dropping cross-posts to Facebook, etc. enkiops.org/2026/09/29/t...
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You're Doomed: the Kelvin Wave is coming for you
Discover the truth behind Kelvin waves and media hype. Are we really doomed or is it just clickbait? Dive into the facts and avoid the fear.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hurricanes impacting the Pacific an, um, West Africa?? First nor'easter of the season and a weird looking but really informative graphic on the blog today. enkiops.org/2026/09/25/h...
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Lots going on. How much is really dangerous?
Stay informed on today's hurricanes and the first nor'easter of the season impacting the US Northeast. Get key insights and safety tips!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Suddenly very busy in the Tropics, with Hawai'i, Mexico, and Okinawa all in the crosshairs this weekend ... enkiops.org/2026/09/24/p...
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Polo and Mexico, Nolo and Hawai'i, Surigae and Okinawa
Explore the latest on tropical systems Polo, Nolo, and Surigae, with impact forecasts and warnings affecting Mexico, Hawaii, and Okinawa.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hawai'i (again!) and Mexico both facing major hurricanes this week ... details on the blog. enkiops.org/2026/09/23/h...
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Hawaii, Mexico facing major hurricanes this week/weekend.
Stay informed about Tropical Depression 15E's threat to Hawaii and Hurricane Polo's impact on Mexico's coast. Prepare for severe weather now!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A cold front pushes south into and ENSO hyped Southeast, while byupassing storms bring death and damage to Japan, Mexico ... enkiops.org/2026/09/22/h...
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Typhoon Dujuan,Hurricane Polo, ENSO Hype and GA/SC thunderstorms
Latest storm impacts as Typhoon Dujuan and Hurricane Polo threaten regions in the Pacific , while a cold front pushes South into an El Nino hyped world.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday Morning Doom: Tropical Storms brushing Mexico, Japan, and a line of thunderstorms moving onshore Savannah/Frogmore (Beaufort) ... enkiops.org/2026/09/21/p...
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Polo swiping Mexico, Dujuan swipes Japan,l thunderstorms off GA/SC
Stay informed on Tropical Storm Dujuan offshore Tokyo and Polo threatening Mexico's coast, with potential heavy rain and flooding ahead.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Worried about the Super El Nino? Notes on the blog today ... enkiops.org/2026/09/18/b...
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Blob fades, ENSO hype
Explore the latest on El Niño effects and tropical weather updates, from Typhoon Dujuan to the fading Atlantic Blob. Stay informed!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why isn't coastal GA/SC miserable? Well, fall is coming, and the humidity is FINALLY dropping some. Actual science on the blog, along with blobwatch and a storm near Japan. enkiops.org/2026/09/17/y...
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Humidity drops in Frogmore, still hurricane season ...
Discover the latest on Coastal GA/SC weather, and an overview of possible hurricane activity worldwidem
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blobwatch, and a brief note on the anniversary of 9/11. enkiops.org/2026/09/14/b...
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Blob in the Atlantic, memories of a lifetime at war
Blobwatch returns, and a brief note on the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Overnight Hurricane #Lowell continued its easteard drift, is now hitting #Niihau and #Kauai with hurricane conditions, tropical storm conditions all the way to #Oahu ... enkiops.org/2026/09/08/l...
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Hurricane Lowell: Impacts on Hawaiian Islands and Forecast
Hurricane Lowell shifts eastward, impacting Hawaii with high winds, heavy rain, and increased economic damage forecasts.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hurricane #Lowell takes a turn for the worse, hurrricane warnings now up for both #Niihau and #Kauai ... enkiops.org/2026/09/07/h...
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Hurricane Lowell literally takes a turn for the worse
Hurricane Lowell shifts track, increasing risks for Niihau and Kauai. Stay updated on forecasts and potential damage.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Continuing to watch #Lowell, still looking to track just west of the main Hawaiian Islands and brush #Kauai/#Niihau tomorrow ... enkiops.org/2026/09/06/l...
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Hurricane Lowell Update: Tracking Category 3 Storm's Path near Hawai'i
Hurricane Lowell remains a powerful Category 3 storm, with tropical storm impacts expected for Kauai/Niihau. Stay updated on safety warnings.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I had not realized ... that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people." -- Joseph Weizenbaum, author of "Eliza."
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hurricane Lowell may be starting its turn towards #Hawaii, with #Niihau and #Kauai on the edge of the damage swath on Monday. Currently Cat 4, should stay intense through early next week ... expecting watches to start today.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hurricane Lowell hasn't turned yet, which is good for Kauai, but too early to relax. Japan getting drenched, and boring view of the Atlantic. And what's that shadow, a UFO? On the blog today. enkiops.org/2026/09/04/l...
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Lowell track shifting away from Kauai?
TL;DR: Indications that Lowell track may be shifting to the west, which would be great. Still watching the West Pacific, where tropical storm Krovanh is doing a loop around Okinawa and dumping a lo…
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm *really* not liking what I'm seeing south of #Hawaii, this looks too much like 1992 for #Kauai ... enkiops.org/2026/09/03/e...
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Potentially bad scenario setting up for Kauai (Hawaii)
Tropical Storm Edouard brings record rainfall to Texas, while Hurricane Lowell poses a threat to Hawaii. Stay updated on the latest conditions.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Could Eduardo (former PTC5/TD5) become a hurricane? Maybe, I'm skeptical, but it's NHC's job to worry. Analysis on the blog, if you're in the zone worth doing some last minute prep ... enkiops.org/2026/09/01/e...
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Edouardo forms, NHC worries
Tropical Storm Edouard could strengthen into a hurricane before landfall. Discover key insights and forecast impacts in our detailed analysis.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NHC started advisories on Potential Tropical Cycloen 5 (was AL97) at 11am ... it's mainly a rain thing with some possibly gusty winds. Here's the ECM rain forecast:
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NHC will probably start advisories on the thing in the Gulf of Whatever. Is it a threat? Well, it's complicated ... screed on the blog today. enkiops.org/2026/08/31/i...
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Understanding Gulf Storms: Updates and Perspectives
Stay updated on the potential tropical storm forming in the Gulf, its impacts, and how to interpret different weather forecasts.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anybody else have trouble connecting lately? Yesterday's post apparently bounced, and today I had to manually send this. Anyway, TX/LA should casually monitor AL97 while feigning disinterest just in case ... enkiops.org/2026/08/30/e...
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Elevated levels of meh in the Atlantic; Pacific active but no threats
Stay informed on the latest Gulf weather updates as NHC alerts TX/LA to monitor a low pressure area with 20% development chances.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NHC has started advisories on Tropical Storm #Dolly, might be a rare "good" storm and bring much needed rain to Puerto Rico, which is in a severe drought ... enkiops.org/2026/08/27/n...
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Tropical Storm Dolly: What You Need to Know and Monitor
Stay updated on Tropical Storm Dolly's short-lived impact in the Caribbean. Rain relief for drought-stricken areas is possible.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AL96 may spin up briefly today , Saudel landfall in China. Details on the blog, with some music today ... enkiops.org/2026/08/27/s...
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Saudel near landfall, AL96 may briefly become a storm today
Stay updated on the latest tropical systems: Atlantic blob shows potential spinup while Typhoon Saudel weakens near China landfall.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Red blob of doom stalks the Atlantic, filling the pockets of click-baiters everywhere with ad revenues! Is a real threat? Probably not ... enkiops.org/2026/08/25/r...
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Red Blob of Doom in the Atlantic! Pacific remains active
Stay updated on Atlantic storms with our latest insights! Find out about AL96, AL95, and what's brewing in the Pacific. Ready to prepare?
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Usual sources are doing the usual hype about the Atlantic blobs, but no worries at this point. NHC web site is wonky this morning, notes on the blog enkiops.org/2026/08/24/w...
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Watching the Atlantic blobs, Pacific still where the aciton is
Stay updated on the latest tropical disturbances and storms, including forecast impacts and tips for staying safe during severe weather.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pacific threats and Atlantic Angst on the blog today ... enkiops.org/2026/08/23/b...
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Busy tropics today (Sunday, 23 August)
This weekend, tropical activity rises, posing risks mainly to Japan, China, and Hawai'i. Stay informed on developments and safety tips.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Atlantic remains threat condition meh despite the blob-o-rama, Hawai'i getting rain from a tropical storm, and a Typhoon headed for the Okinawa area. And some relief from the heat for the Frogmore Metroplex ... enkiops.org/2026/08/22/m...
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Moke to brush Hawai'i, Saudel targets Okinawa, bloborama in the Atlantic
The global tropical cyclone map is busy this morning, but at the moment only two of the storms are significant threats: Tropical Storm Moke near Hawai’i, and Typhoon Saudel tracking towards O…
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Will the profits of doom in the weatherblogger community finally get something to talk about? No, but that won't stop them. Real action is in the Pacific, with Japan and Hawai'i again threatened. enkiops.org/2026/08/21/s...
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Storms in the Pacific, "meh" level blobs in the Atlantic
Stay updated on the new tropical depression threatening Hawai'i and the strengthening Saudel storm in the Western Pacific. Learn more here!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watching another storm tracking towards Hawai'i, and another headed to Japan. Details on the blog ... enkiops.org/2026/08/20/t...
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Tropical Update (20 Aug): Pacific busy, another Hawai'i storm?
Graphics generation has moved to a dedicated server and is updating automagically now … click any image to continue. TL;DR on the tropics is there is a new storm in the West Pacific that look…
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sure, you're miserable, but exactly how miserable are you? Also, why are they called the Dog Days of Summer (no, it's not because everyone stinks. Although they do.) Details on the blog ... enkiops.org/2026/08/19/d...
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diēs caniculārēs (Dog Days)
Explore the scorching summer heat index and how rising humidity affects our daily misery—find out when this uncomfortable weather will ease.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The main hard drive on my desktop decided to unsuccessfully cosplay as a Klingon Warrior as Lala brushed by Hawai'i. Details on the unscheduled rapid disassembly, and an opportunity to learn Klingon insults, on the blog. enkiops.org/2026/08/17/h...
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When your hard drive cosplays as a Klingon ... and dies.
A hard drive failure leads to an OS upgrade and hardware reconfiguration.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tropical Storm Lala is nearing Hawai'i, doesn't look bad but going to be a stormy Saturday out there. Elsewhere boring blobs only of interest to doomscrollers. enkiops.org/2026/08/15/l...
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Lala brush with Hawai'i, Atlantic uninteresting
Tropical Storm Lala approaches the Big Island, prompting hurricane and storm warnings. Stay updated with local emergency advice.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hawai'i to get hurricane conditions in the mountains almost certainly from Lala as it passes by over the next 48 hours ... details on the blog. enkiops.org/2026/08/14/t...
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Lala: Hurricane Warning for Hawaii's Big Island. Atlantic Meh.
Tropical Storm Lala approaches Hawaii with potential hurricane-force winds. Stay updated on impacts and forecasts for the Big Island and beyond.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Confused about how the ID numbers for disturbances, invest areas, and named storms work? Here's a brief attempt to make those muddy waters a bit clearer ... enkiops.org/2025/09/17/h...
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Understanding Hurricane Naming and Numbering Systems
Understand the complex journey of a storm from disturbance to hurricane, including naming conventions and tracking IDs in this detailed guide.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hawai'i looks to get a strong tropical storm this weekend, the Atlantic thing may spin up but not likely a serious threat. Details on the blog ... enkiops.org/2026/08/12/q...
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Quick tropical updates for Atlantic and Hawai'i
Stay informed about the latest tropical storms and disturbances affecting Hawai'i and the Caribbean. Monitor potential impacts and updates.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Monitoring the Atlantic and Pacific, and a quick look at the earthquake in Columbia. enkiops.org/2026/08/11/t...
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The Blob is Red!!?11?? Hawai'i, Japan update
NHC raises odds of Atlantic disturbance formation to 70%. Read updates on storm developments and impacts in the Central Pacific.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Blobs of doom stalking the Atlantic. Well, only one is doomy. OK, it's likely to be a fish storm. But Hawai'i needs to watch CP93, and Japan is facing a tropical storm. Details on the blog ... enkiops.org/2026/08/10/a...
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Atlantic Blobwatch, busy Pacific, Hawai'i watch
Stay updated on Atlantic disturbances and Pacific storms affecting Hawaii and Japan. Get insights on potential storm developments!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Blobs are Back in Town! Nothing to worry about at this point but you know you're going to look anyway so get on with it 😜 ... enkiops.org/2026/08/09/r...
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Return of the Blobs of Doom
Explore the latest updates on tropical weather disturbances, including potential threats in the Atlantic, East Pacific and Typhoon impacts in China.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hopefully got the cross-posting thingee sorted this time. Dolphin hitting Okinawa, Chan-Hom to annoy northern Japan. Details on the blog ... enkiops.org/2026/08/07/t...
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Typhoon Dolphin hits Okinawa, China next; Chan-Hom headed to Japan
Typhoon Dolphin over Okinawa, weakening but still causing billions in damage. Atlantic quiet. Stay updated on storm impacts and developments.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Muskrat must have sabotaged my BlueSky links, hopefully fixed! Here's the Typhoon and Rain update for today. enkiops.org/2026/08/04/q...
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Typhoon expected to hit Okinawa Friday. Savannah Rain totals.
Stay updated on Typhoon Dolphin's path and Savannah's rainfall. Heavy winds and rain expected in Okinawa. Read more for details!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bertha gone, Fausto headed to Hawai'i and might cause impacts, weak typhoon headed to Hong Kong, all on the blog today ... enkiops.org/2026/07/24/b...
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Bertha gone, Fausto might impact Hawai'i, Noul to hit Hong Kong
Bertha downgraded to an open trough while Hurricane Fausto approaches Hawai'i. Hong Kong in the crosshairs. Stay updated on tropical storm developments.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Update on Bertha (Tabasco Factory Safe!), Fausto (Hawai'i looks safe), TD11W (Philippines/China). enkiops.org/2026/07/23/b...
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Tropical Storm Updates: Bertha's Impact, Fausto->Hawai'i, TD11
Bertha makes landfall in Louisiana with minimal impact, while Texas prepares for scattered showers. Stay updated on hurricane developments.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#Bertha very near landfall ...
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Understanding the cone of shame. TL;DR: Bertha tropical storm-like impacts should stay mostly offshore or right on the coast but might see thunderstorms and gusty winds inland. enkiops.org/2026/07/21/b...
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Understanding the Cone of Shame (Bertha update)
Tropical Storm Bertha is affecting the northern Gulf coast. Stay informed with the latest warnings, radar updates, and safety tips.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Monday morning update for depression (no, not that kind, the tropical kind). TL;DR: disruptive, hazardous in a few areas, but not catastrophic. enkiops.org/2026/07/20/t...
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Tropical Depression Two Monday Morning Update
Stay informed on Tropical Depression Two with updates from the National Hurricane Center. Verify info to avoid fake graphics and warnings.
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Time to worry? According to the Feline Threat Index, no, just watch. enkiops.org/2026/07/19/w...
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The Gulf is monitor-worthy, but still not worry-worthy..
NHC raises the odds of a tropical depression in the Gulf to 60%. Heavy rain and coastal breezes are expected. Stay updated and prepared!
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Enki Research @enkiresearch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Disturbance gets an INVEST ID (#AL91). Tracks are sqashed-spideresqe since circulation isn't well established ... again, unless you're right on the West #Florida coast, this isn't a thing (and even there is a rain/thunderstorm thing, not even a ZOMG Tropical Storm! thing)
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