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Rat Man

@enginermonkey.bsky.social
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He/him (basic ass pronouns) 🇵🇱 Swiss-German doctor Teofrastus Bombastus Von Heroin, a dangerous Robo-Amphibian that doesn't differ visually from a human Stand with Palestine

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
DIY lesson number 1: always scream at your power tools. 📸 @toesknows.bsky.social
A fluffy tortoise-shell cat meows vehemently against the injustice of not being able to use power tools due to a lack of thumbs. Her victim: A blue drill which is resting on a workbench along with numerous attachments. Her rage cannot be sated by the sight of such meagre instruments, she craves a bulldozer or perhaps TNT.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Never change, Uni
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Happy Easter Monday everyone, my family managed not to talk about politics over dinner today!
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
who
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Vicious vs demure
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Oh dear
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Serialized Sammy @snazzledsammy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hoooah
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Coming in hot!
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When Uni sits in this box, his mouth looks even cuter :3
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Imprisoned for his heinous crimes (having swollen gums)
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I gave Uni a whole chicken as a birthday present :3
A black and white cat wearing a pink bow tie sits next to a whole raw chicken on a plate, looking surprised.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Miau🇵🇱 as well!
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Past me was so cool I need to get my shit together again
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Good morning & welcome to #Caturday Never admire quietly If you admire something about someone, tell them It’s important we give people flowers while they’re still here Never admire quietly It can make such a difference
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A forehead kiss will save a man’s life
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Hardly
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The dealer because blondes deserve to die.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Or pick the lint out of a sweater you’re currently wearing
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Pornogrhahe
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Wo
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Very good!
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Yeah
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Haha
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Adequate
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What’s good? Not you clearly
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Happy women’s month.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
What are the chances we’re both sick at the same time again?
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
God.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Nap with me?
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𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 kai 👽 @wasteland-racc1.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
nobody's taking your broccoli calm down
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
j sclat
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wawa 🎣
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Splendid indeed
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
How sweet!
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We appreciate that
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Turns you into a little bird. Tweet tweet, flutter flutter and such
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sir you are being attacked
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Why the fuck are the Deceptions in Poland
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Happy for you
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Spotted in the wild
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Big fan of the twirly swirly tail feathers ducks have
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"Yoru…Cheer up, don't cry…" 「よる…元気出して」
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Found a bracelet on a trip to the mountains, I just know some little girl was looking for it for hours and that brings me joy when I wear it.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I was in Krakow yesterday, expect a post about me having lung cancer soon.
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Translated Cats @translatedcats.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Congratulations to the scandalous couple.
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Take a shower maybe
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Not me!!!!!
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Insult someone today🦋🦋💕💕♥️💖✨✨✨
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Rat Man @enginermonkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Yaoi
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Translated Cats @translatedcats.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's good to consider my balls.
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