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Engineered Sorcery

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I Like To Pretend I'm Creative, probably a bad idea to follow me on your main.

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Geist @rattlegeist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's my contribution to @armoredcorezine.bsky.social- the Rubicon Handshake! Physical copies of the zine are sold out- but postcards & digital versions are still available.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She's so happy seeming
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Would be 70% better if the alien superweapon that blew up earth was a hot girl of some kind.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You can even still include the hypering-out bits if you want, just have it be a metaphor for the kind of substandard care that people have to get because it turns out their insurance doesn't cover their specific flavour of hyper or whatever.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Honestly, the world of Hyper Standards Compliance and Research would probably go insanely hard. From the POV of like-- The person who works in the NIST or UL equivalent and is in charge of making sure that compression garments actually meet their stated capabilities without causing calamity.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I appreciate when warnings are this cryptic and yet also this specific. Makes for the perfect blend of bait/excuse to have a horrifically one sided fight or an opportunity to show maybe the people interacting do actually have some functioning part of a brain.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What's your list? I need to block everything too.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am the Media Literacy Ogre of Project Moon players. I can understand the themes as they're presented and occasionally get the literature references when they are things that I am immensely familiar with, but mostly admit I am just here for for the narrative.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hear me out, In Fire Emblem Awakening, the identity of the child character is based on who the mother is. There is only one exception to this: Anyone paired with Chrom will result in Lucina. Therefore, we can conclude that Chrom is the mother and trans. QED
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A-Fucking-Men. I need to RP with friends more.
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Amos @westernstyle.live · 20/06/2026
scrolling bsky and every 2nd post is about the pomni cartoon
neytiri "i hear of big news on your world" tweet
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yeah, the question is more like... Would she want to?
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Quick and the Dead is basically a pokemon tournament but with guns so I can see the vision here.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Coinflipping in concept between "woman with matryoshka brain tits that are the size of a small warehouse" and "woman with matryoshka brain tits that are merely Massive By People Standards but have a density comparable to neutron stars"
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Remember, Hyper fans: The only difference between a poison and cure is dosage, so a Hyper Life Mage should be able to pour so much Healing into things that they kill anything nearby. Hell, make every part of your hyper directly orthogonal to the continued existence of life!
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
For every "this author predicted the future" being used to describe an author using basic and relatively easy to understand allegory or hyperbole to criticize at-the-time-contemporary conditions and situations, we have This Guy
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Well, Rapier but also gun sometimes.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Something something "the more complex and open ended your power system is, the funnier it is when someone just pulls out a fucking gun"
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Due to the rule of funny, she somehow wins despite this fact due to a random procedural mistake at the last moment. Nonetheless no one is punished so the status quo may be maintained.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Depending on consent laws in local jurisdiction it's likely to be one of the most fascinating sexual assault lawsuits the district attooney has ever seen.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Finally posting a story I wrote on Ao3 for the first time. Dying Alone, In A World of Wonder: A story about someone who decides the weight of never being a magical girl is too much to bear. CW:Fictional suicide note, internalized transphobia/trans self-loathing archiveofourown.org/works/85962786
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Dying Alone, In A World of Wonder - engineeredsorcery - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hey girl are you a derivative because I want you to lay tangent to my curves. Hey girl I heard you like bad boys, well good news: I'm so bad at being a boy I became a girl. Are you sure you're an anarchist? Because you reacted pretty aggressively to your pro-state being touched. (I'm so sorry)
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Pokedex writers didn't make Slugma hotter than the surface of the sun and random 1ft tall pokemon like 500 pounds for you to hold back on your stat values.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thinking about nominative determinism, but as an explicit tool of control. Of COURSE she's a goddess, since that means she's limited by the need for worship and a domain. The truth is that little word, "Deity", is a shackle. And now that she knows what it's been shackling, she can break free...
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Girl who wore too many Paris Green dresses and now poisons anyone she touches (also she has huge tits because lead and arsenic are both heavy and heavy == fat tits)
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Adding this to my list right now. Absolutely perfect idea.
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Lightning is a kind of fabric, as evidenced by how it is measured in bolts. Ethereal and glowing gold, crackling every moment—kings used to wear it into battle, draped with shining murder
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah that's what I meant regarding the postmortem. They've been ok about them in the past, but that was before all the new stuff that's happened.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Joke answer: Somebody's AI assistant deleted the codebase. Semi-Joke answer: Probably DNS or certs, like 90% of the time it's one of those two. Serious answer: Hopefully we'll get a real postmortem because usually the answer is some random stupid shit happens and the house of cards falls over.
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shen toes @pikminpreggedup.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#arknights
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
MENACE: Overhype made a game just for me. The grim sci-fi vibes, the intense urgency of the tactical gameplay, even the decision-making on what to bring to each mission absolutely delights me. I've finished one campaign already, and I'll be doing several more until release and beyond. GOTY so far.
The Poster image for the video game "MENACE" by Overhype Studios. Pictured is a soldier in fully concealing tan and dark brown armor with a black single-piece faceplate. Behind them is a large starship, with a desert planet in the background.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Ok, I've seen friends doing this so I'm going to be doing one of my own. Games I've played and completed (kinda) this year thread, going in backwards order because one is fresh in my mind.
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Rian !! @aste-ri-sm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
|| Mann I love Reflection so much. I don't have anything big to say I'm just thinking about it I love Reflection a lot if you haven't seen it you should consider watching please or perhaps letting me talk about it to you if you have
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Honestly I think I like this one more even if I don't know anything about the characters? There's more going on with the actual outfit, and that's what really matters for me.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That's fair. It may have just been me but that being the first time you experienced Vanguard Overed Boost and just... Ripping across the salt flats before the climb really sold it for me. AC6 definitely has the sauce in terms of effects though.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'd say that the Spirit of Motherwill fight from ACFA hits a little harder in terms of scale, but this one has more Plot Significance.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Deranged fetish art/fanfic that is inexplicably better than the original work" is a time-honored tradition and it warms my heart whenever I see that tradition continued.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Good News: The cosmic gacha council finally approved your application and you're being summoned! The Bad News: The girl who summoned you is talking about something called a "low level run" and you're about to be forced to lose the same fight a thousand times while she figures out a strategy.
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026
I love this text post so I drew it
Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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Sev, but bigger... No really, bigger @sweetie-sev.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I pick... YOU!
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Pathfinder epic levels are silly as hell and I've never been one to see a theme and respond "Hmmm, this SHOULDN'T be taken to its logical conclusion..."
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is why I have a blog to talk about that kind of stuff. A blog with like two entries that don't link together and only sometimes at best get read when I send it to people. I... Am realizing it is far from a perfect system as I write this out.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I've swiftly realized that my favorite kind of Fictional Woman is the sort that looms ominously over the Narrative. Not just seen but Felt, where each and every action she takes reshapes the story. Once she decides to get involved you're in her world, not your own. They're just... So good.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Funnily enough, this is kinda sorta the core conceit of Girls' Frontline. The combat robots are all women (and thus most weigh Significant Amounts) and are mass produced to the point where they actually go into the cost saving measures used to simplify production logistics.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you think about it, based on her egoshard art it's entirely possible that every Faust could be this. That said, for the mass produced angle there's just generally a lot of promise in the general conception of gacha games I think. You have a million dupes and they all have fat tits.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Military-Industrial Complex did it when they realized that Mana Is Stored In The Titties, and now they are trying to figure out the logistics of trying to control a woman whose tits (and thus mana reserves) are now immeasurable by contemporary science.
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Bow @bowtasticguy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm hugging all my oomfs like this love you guys
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is what would happen if the 3-13 Sniper from Radiant Dawn finally got on HRT.
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Engineered Sorcery @engineered-sorcery.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Honestly Fire Emblem has all sorts of good pervert stuff. "These ones turn into dragons! Don't get too weird with it!" "This one is a literal big titty older sister!" "This one is Tharja who is basically self-demonstrating". Each new game is a supply of new perversions.
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