energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not sure if my dog speaks Doglish or Barkese or Bowwowian. There’s gotta be an app for that. 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 30/08/2026MapQuest needs to ride this wave by publishing an app yesterday. 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My wife just willingly suggested we watch a Marvel movie a second time without any prompting from me. Fantastic Four: First Steps. She liked the “mom” aspect of it and is getting slightly caught up in all the Doomsday hype she is seeing. Pinch me, I’m dreaming. 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Whoever sets the timer on automatic faucets and the length of paper towel dispensers must have some dirty ass wet hands in real life. 040 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’d like to believe that heaven is finishing a D&D campaign. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Really nice to see some practical sets and puppet aliens in Mandalorian and Grogu. More of this please. 140 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My Uber driver just ranted at me for 10 minutes about the goddamn liberals and the bastard democs in the USA. He’s Iranian. He supports Trump. Is that a two star rating? 270 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Today’s blue category was the worst Ive ever seen Connections Puzzle #1054 🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Is it too much to ask for people to put points in Accuracy 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Is it part of the thug dress code to wear black hoodies even when it’s really hot outside 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Loving this new game on LinkedIn. Patches #5 | 0:23 🧶 With no hints & no redraws 🏅 I achieved Superstar status today! lnkd.in/patches.lnkd.inPatchesPatches by LinkedIn. Patches is a spatial logic puzzle where you complete every shape in the grid based on a set of clues. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 25/02/2026My dog isn’t what you’d call “smart”, but her digestive system knows to go into overdrive when I’m in a very important Teams meeting with my VP. 120 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 10/02/2026We can put a man on the moon, but we can't make a Vitamin B tablet that doesn't smell like stale piss. Make it make scents. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Spent some time giving belly rubs to this absolute champion of a dog tonight. Happy New Year! www.instagram.com/gwapo_the_pu...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 30/12/2025So Marvel is absolutely leaking these trailers right? 020 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Woke up to about six inches of snow today. I love how quiet and still the morning is. 0131 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Forget dystopia. THIS is the true future of A.I. - a picture of a dog reading a newspaper hanging above the toilet at a Chinese buffet near my house. 060 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 01/11/2025No kids at the front door yet in Canada. They must all be watching the Jays game. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 30/10/2025media.tenor.comblue jays win is written on a blue backgroundALT: blue jays win is written on a blue background 020 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This book I’m reading has an abundance of hyphens and periods in it. It’s very Morse coded. 120 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Haha what if the rapture keeps happening but everyone fucking sucks and that is why nobody ever ascends to heaven 140 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 24/09/2025“What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today!” 031 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 15/09/2025There are soooo many people on this flight who have no idea how to put their luggage in the overhead. I’ve never seen anything like it. 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Ranking Charlies: Charlie Brown Charlie Bucket Charlie Chaplin Charlie Cox Charlie Benante Charlie Murphy Charlie Puth Charli XCX Charlie Townsend Charlie Parker Charlie Bit My Finger Charlie Sheen Every other Charlie Charlie Kirk 050 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Last night I had some leftover minestrone and pierogis from the deep freezer. I have no idea when they were made and the leftovers cryogenically preserved. It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.” 120 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 24/08/2025If you don’t understand it, it’s not “bad writing.” If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.” If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.” This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series. 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Wow, Weapons was really fantastic. I hope that they don’t try to make a prequel or sequel and destroy the mystery and metaphor. Hollywood being Hollywood, I have low expectations. 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 15/08/2025My puppy pooped outside for the first time while on her leash. #BrandNewSentence 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Can’t they just cut the houseguests’ mics after they vote? So annoyed with the shoutouts #BB27 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 02/08/2025A woman in my town of Kamloops BC is 4 days into a planned 14 day stint of continuous cooking, to break the Guinness World Record of 300 hours. She plans to make 15,000 dishes from 195 countries. Proceeds will help underprivileged families in the community. So cool. www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...youtube.comWorld Record Attempt! [Hour 1-8] Cooking for 300 Hours!YouTube video by Ninth Lab 020 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Attended a “coffee chat” at work today where the beverages provided were soda/pop, iced tea and fruit juices. Thanks Obama 020 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Welcome to the family little Gracie! Day one of our rescue pup adoption. 070 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Holy shit Ironheart stuck the landing better than almost any other Marvel show so far 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 14/06/2025How much you wanna bet that fat asshole fakes his own death during the parade just to pretend he gets resurrected 141 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Never more relevant than today: "The system we learn says we're equal under law But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...youtube.comQueensryche - SpeakYouTube video by QueensrycheVEVO 0123 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 08/06/2025If you like my posts you’re gonna love my rambling, tangent-rich, barely coherent long-form stories 010 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 08/06/2025This is the best way to cover up impending cost cutting of quality control measures 000 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Listen AI developers - the one thing I want you to work on is having the computer be smart enough to vary each person’s suggested birthday message so it’s not an endless parade of “Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎉 🎈” identical clones all the way down the page. 030 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Soooooooo we’re all clear that this Trump/Musk “feud” is performance art designed to distract from the big stupid spending bill, yes? 061 0
energythief @energythief.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Why do I love these Spotify playlist jokes so much 010 0
