Reposted by Jazz ✳️ the kombucha that teaches you words

alfy: im as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full'a rockin' chairs!! can we get movin?!
rest of the party: what
alfy: i said i'm scared! can we get movin?
zenith: that is NOT what you said
zsukhi: alfeio i do not understand half of what comes out of your mouth