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@endcase.bsky.social
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You may know me as Anne and Pat.

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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With gas prices this high, it's too expensive to be deriving anywhere.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are not that fancy, usually just a mobile home in the middle of nowhere. Or so I'm told.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he lost his dog and would like to check your basement.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did they get sick from the food?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, thrust!
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Airplane! Joey's Turkish Prison Question
ALT: Airplane! Joey's Turkish Prison Question
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Sally 🌻 @mamasallysocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#DogDayTuesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it's because his jacket doesn't fit.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The electricity that the public does see is a problem. If I see electricity, I'm running the other way.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The doneness dial on the toaster is a fool's game. Don't believe it, watch and smell. It's the only way to tell.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The "light" setting is way too light, the middle setting is too toasted. You have to stand there and pull out your little buddies when the timing is right.
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Kelly McCullough @kellydmcc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is 100% a "who farted face".
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that pounds of beeswax behind you? You have a problem.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Our generation’s Woodward and Bernstein are saving it for the book.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good to know. That title in my area would translate to The Landscaper That Knew Too Much (which is not bad).
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What does "bubbler" mean to you? Where I'm from, the desert southwest, a bubbler is a low water usage sprinkler used to water one specific plant so you don't spray water everywhere.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saltine, Saltine, Saltine, SALTINE. Please don't take my soup just because you can.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's the aurora borealis, localized, entirely in your kitchen.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is that cord charging the phone or the monkey?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Trailer Park Boys Bubbles Funny Face
ALT: Trailer Park Boys Bubbles Funny Face
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I want that shirt!
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I got a puzzle for my dogs. It was supposed to take 12-15 minutes to solve. My boy dog got it open in about 12 minutes. The girl dog picked it up and shook it like a live rodent and tossed the treat out in about 5 seconds.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think they call that Door Dash.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bet the stoners took that test market OUT.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been on this planet longer than you have and I do not remember a McDonald's all-you-can eat anything. What year was this? Was it a buffet bar?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So, You Want to Know More?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Like a good neighbor, go fuck yourself.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Conjunction Junction What's Your Function
Alt: "Conjunction Junction What's Your Function"
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mine is that we need to bring back the saxophone.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When I was a teenager I went to Mexico several times with the Spanish Club. I would go out alone late at night and find a dude selling bacon wrapped hot dogs from a cart. I would also get a beer because Mexico. Best dogs I've ever had. Does that count as street meat?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These bugs know my wife, a redhead. They know her well. The hair is like a bug magnet.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“It’s time for us to take our state back — now you might say: ‘haven’t y’all been in power for like the last 30 years?’ And to that i say… SHUT UP.” 😂😂 Nails it 🎯
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dill, sweet, or bread-n-butter pickle juice?
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He came, and he went.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see that video clip and hear the "Benny Hill" theme song.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I thought we don't talk about Bruno?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How Trumps war with Iran is going 😎🤬🍊💩
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm sure that the name Mohamed [something] will narrow things down significantly.
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He goes to the dentist. "Open Wide" "Not that wide."
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This dog moves the security camera so he can eat food on the table unseen. And the cat puts it back. Original post
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When you having a go and hear someone heading down the stairs: "Uh ocupado! Ocu-pado!"
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why would it say "welcome" when passports are for US citizens??
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Pat @endcase.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I believe in you. Someday you will be someone's ex wife.
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