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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse

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They/Them Shapeshifting TF streamer & 13+ years gamedev; Opinions my own; Banner by Necrotext. 💖 necrotext.bsky.social 💖

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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 19h
So I found a thing I actually hate in Borderlands 4. I used a golden key to update my gear a bit and it gave me a legendary grenade that I can't use because I don't own the DLC it's associated with.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 04/10/2026
I thought this said "Cocktober"
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 04/10/2026
Bot match but I'm getting the hang of this.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 03/10/2026
I de-activated my old account, but I made a new one to support FA
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 02/10/2026
"We can't have children see blood in games. They will grow up to become disturbed sickos. Change it to be green blood instead." *Years later* "Dude, you'll never guess what the most common colorblindness is!" - Me, to the colorblind friend behind me who is brandishing a chainsaw and hockey mask
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 29/09/2026
I'm at 20 commander decks and I've figured out how to decide which to play
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 29/09/2026
Me when I stub my toe.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 29/09/2026
Me when I fail at a basic task.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 28/09/2026
Since I brought it up on stream, here is what I consider "Grandma Characters" aka characters that mostly appeal to grandmothers aka my mom's age group. Things like Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny get constantly updated to maintain universal appeal.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 27/09/2026
I visited Malmo yesterday and had a French taco for lunch and I want you to know that this thing was so filling, I'm only *kind of* hungry now, 26 hours later.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 27/09/2026
It's so funny dude
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/09/2026
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/09/2026
I am convinced people would unfollow me if I sent them this
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/09/2026
Easy game. (It was not easy)
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/09/2026
ok then
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 24/09/2026
Don't wanna get people who are term-searching on BSky, but the Grand Strategy Game Set in World War II sure had a wild two days, huh? 30k negative reviews invalidated.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 24/09/2026
I appreciate that the new Silent Hill takes a page from Evil Within and gives us black bars. Mikami was truly ahead of the curve on that one.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 24/09/2026
Fuck you and your AI-promoting garbage ass.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 22/09/2026
They were responding to this convo btw.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 22/09/2026
Sorry Chat, they used the Political Science major assist to see through our ruse, but we take whatever opening we can get.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 21/09/2026
I apologize for every saying YGO card rarities were confusing.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 21/09/2026
You can also add Repercussion to make sure you're the one taking less damage.
 Repercussion {1}{R}{R}

Enchantment

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, this enchantment deals that much damage to that creature’s controller.

Not all Keld’s warriors are found on the battlefield.

Illustrated by Michael Sutfin
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 21/09/2026
Give her indestructible with artifacts. Add (one-sided) damage amplifiers. Ramp to give her 2 counters each opponents' turn until you're ready to set her off and take less damage than your opponents will.
 Ashling the Pilgrim {1}{R}

Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman

{1}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, remove all +1/+1 counters from Ashling, and it deals that much damage to each creature and each player.
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Illustrated by Wayne Reynolds  Hammer of Nazahn {4}

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment you control enters, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible.

Equip {4}

Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez  Torbran, Thane of Red Fell {1}{R}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

A dwarf’s grudge runs deeper than the mountains’ roots.
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Illustrated by Grzegorz Rutkowski
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 20/09/2026
Good news! I found a Piranha Plant 3D model. Bad news! It's not being sold by the actual creator so I can't use it :|
"Hello again! Selling this piranha plant,The model is made after CryptiaCurve's Drawing and the model was made by someone else.


Pc/Quest compatible Contains: Gogoloco,Sps


If the creator sees this and u want me to take it down,contact me on discord: "
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 15/09/2026
I had an aristocrats/edict package in my collection that wasn't used, and since I don't have a Dimir deck, I put together something with this commander. archidekt.com/decks/264279... Wanted something where the commander wasn't "kill on sight" and it still worked without the commander.

Add to Deck
Kels, Fight Fixer {2}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature — Azra Warlock

Menace

Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may pay {U/B}. If you do, draw a card. ({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.)

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Kels gains indestructible until end of turn.
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Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 15/09/2026
It's really funny how the art of the Splinter version of Ashcoat is SO BAD that it's 90% cheaper than the regular version.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 15/09/2026
Haven't drawn in a while, so wanted to do a sketch for #TFTuesday #TFsky #Transfur #енби
A two-step TF sequence of a distressed anthropomorphic umbreon holding a growing clawed arm and ending with a giant brute-ish werepiranhaplant.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 14/09/2026
Help me, I suck at this game :(
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 14/09/2026
Today I learned that this is MTG's canonical trans masc dragon (pictured: pre and post transition).
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 13/09/2026
I think I've found an Aliens Fireteam Elite 2 build I'm happy with. Just need some mods to round it out. The autopistol has a smart-aim augment to keep on-hit stacks going.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 13/09/2026
I appreciate that banning reviews is so rare on Steam, that they have zero contingencies for it (like the owner enabling comments) and Steam doesn't know what the fuck to do when you edit the actual review.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 13/09/2026
Here's what it actually said
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 13/09/2026
LMAO my negative review of Toxic Commando over this (which is identical to the one from World War Z), got banned. I've never seen actual review moderation on Steam.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 07/09/2026
Spotify co-founder making it really easy for me to vote.
1.20pm. Spotify co-founder Martin Lorentzon said he plans to leave Sweden if the Left Party and the Green Party get their way with a proposal to introduce a billionaire tax.

"I prefer to stay in Sweden and start new companies here. But if a billionaire tax becomes a reality, I will unfortunately have to move abroad," Lorentzon told business daily Dagens industri in a written comment, quoted by TT.

A number of prominent business figures have recently stepped into the election debate to warn of the consequences of an extra tax on billionaires, including the chair of the Confederation of Swedish Enterprise, Jacob Wallenberg.

"Today, entrepreneurs and business builders come here because we have a unique climate for investment, creativity, and expertise. A billionaire tax, as discussed in the election campaign, would drive both people and investment away from here," multi-billionaire Lorentzon wrote to Di.

What do you think? Would a billionaire tax be good or bad for Sweden?
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 02/09/2026
Damn, sometimes you follow a YouTuber that's just massively based.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 01/09/2026
It's a #TFTuesday on September 1, so reposting Enby getting goatafied for Stephtember. Art and Stephanie by @goattrain.bsky.social
Post-TF Enbyeon turning into an enby-colored Stephanie.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 31/08/2026
This popped up on my timeline and it's such a wild take. It's like saying "LMAO God of War is FUCKED if its players ever see Guilty Gear Xrd on the Steam store next to it and are actually exposed to a REAL combat system." I haven't played W3 but I loved Cyberpunk and it's not comparable to WoW.
Putting the Witcher 3 on the battle net app next to World of Warcraft really is like putting a hydrogen bomb next to a coughing baby.

Wow writers are FUCKED if the wow players ever play it and see what actual writing is like (this is a funny joke because wow players are notoriously mono gamers)
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 31/08/2026
If you don't like me at my Medium, you don't deserve me at my Hard.
Lori from Jazz Jackrabbit 2 the Secret Files, on Medium difficulty setting.Lori from Jazz Jackrabbit 2 the Secret Files, on Hard difficulty setting. She's buff as fuck.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 31/08/2026
Thank you all for attending, we managed to raise $275 to a good cause. Much love and thank you for the support.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 29/08/2026
The Virtual Hydlide one gets me the most because the entire complaint is that this Saturn remake of a 1984 game is not as good as Oblivion, a 2006 PC/Xbox360/PS3 game.
7. Shinobi Legions

Tom Kyzivat: I imagine the pitch for Shinobi Legions went something like this:

Ferdinand: “Hey, Mortimer…”
Mortimer: “Yes, Ferdinand?”
Ferdinand: “Remeber The Revenge of Shinobi and Shinobi III? Arguably the best video games on the Sega Genesis?”
Mortimer: “Of course! Everybody loves those games.”
Ferdinand: “Well, what if we took all the names, characters, and formulas of those games, nearly verbatim, but instead made the game completely f*#king stupid?”
Mortimer: “What did you have in mind?”
Ferdinand: “Terrible controls, bad sound effects, crazy camera movements, and a complete stripping of all style and fun from the originals.”
Mortimer: “Sounds good, but I’m sure there’s a way we can make it worse.”
Ferdinand: “Digitized graphics of people in BMX gear?”
Mortimer: “Perfect! And, if we may be so bold…”
Both at the same time: “…Cringe-worthy FMV-style cutscenes! YES!!!”

Then they high-five and leave the office to eat at T.G.I. Fridays, where they leave a 5% tip. In a surprse twist ending, we find out they’re spies from Nintendo. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

That game sucked.6. Street Fighter: The Movie

Tom Kyzivat: There is not a thing in this world worse than the American live-action Street Fighter movie. Except that there is. Street Fighter: The Movie video game is possibly the worst thing to ever come out of human culture. Mayan sacrifices? No. War crimes? Not even close. The Spanish Inquisition? Maybe… but at least the Spanish Inquisition didn’t have digitized graphics. Seriously. Calling this a “Street Fighter” game is an insult to video games, Capcom, mankind, kittens, and at least three Beatles. The very fact that Capcom had anything to do with this is disappointing and baffling to say the least. It feels a lot more like Midway and Capcom got drunk at personified company office party and did it in the supply room. Nine months later, the antichrist is born. The combined efforts of the UN and the Vatican weren’t enough. This abomination… this… crime against humanity… was allowed to be realeased. And not surprisingly, Acclaim was happy to publish it in North America and Europe. The worst part? When the horrible hell child was born, it was actually twins. The home version of the game was completely developed independently from the arcade version. Both followed the exact same formula, and both haunt humanity’s darkest nightmares. What made this game sting so much was that it’s based on one of the coolest properties of video game history, twisted and mangled into something so lame and atrocious that it almost defies modern science. But not all the blame can be put on Capcom. After all, they were given very little to work with. Street Fighter: The Movie. Everything you’d expect from a game based on the worst movie ever made.3. Virtual Hydlide

Mike Kyzivat: Hey guys do you love the Elder Scrolls series? Well then you’ll hate Virtual Hydilde because it totally sucks Argonian ass. Remember in Oblivion running through the lush landscape looking at honest to goodness fully 3D trees and grass that blows in the wind? Well in Virtual Hydilde not only are the 3D tress replaced by flat bitmapped and blocky pictures of trees, but the ground looks like cooked spinach, with not a blade of grass to be seen. Remember in Oblivion being able to see forever? And hey, see that mountain in the distance? Yes you can climb that. Well in Virtual Hydilde you get one panoramic picture of some mountains that the programmer took while on vacation in Colorado. And go ahead, walk toward that mountain in the distance, no, no keep going your almost there, just another mile or so (sucker). Remember how horrible oblivion is in the third person view? How stiff he moves and how hard it is to get a good camera angle? Well suck it up!! Because in Virtual Hydlide not only is the main character digitized but he has a whole 4 frames of animation for his walk cycle. And the only angle you get is straight behind his ass. And remember the combat in Oblivion…well… actually…it’s not that much different in Virtual Hydilde. My point is this: if your tired of quality free roaming RPG’s Then look no further and set your expectations no loftier then Virtual Hydilde.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 28/08/2026
BRO this keeps happening to me
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 28/08/2026
Scribbled a Beast Enby sketch to use as a starting point for a ref if I ever get a job so I can commission one
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 27/08/2026
Left, the coffee shop clerk, asking me for my order. Right, me, who didn't realize they were next in line.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 27/08/2026
Gang, I think my insight might be too high.
Bloodborne on PC. Everything is pink.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/08/2026
www.patreon.com/pattheflip/p... Being open about gamedev is noble and commendable. But you can spell it out as much as you want, you will get the most uncharitable reading, aka now everyone is blaming Patrick Miller for 2XKO because they have less brain cells than an ant high on poppy seeds.
From the linked Patreon post: "Before I go any further, though, I want to clarify for the people who read this and don't know who I am: I worked on 2XKO/Project L for ten years, as a designer and producer on several different parts of the game, including Core Gameplay, the metagame systems team that would eventually become the Lobbies, and finally as the producer on the Gameplay Analysis and Live Balance team. I probably had a hand in many of the things you love or hate about the game, and you can blame or praise me for whatever you like, but I assure you that the process by which 2XKO became what it did is not singularly attributable to any individual human on the team, not even the Executive Producer or Game Director, and so whatever narrative you have in mind while reading this is probably wrong. (After seeing someone on the 2XKO subreddit deliberately misread a short story of mine that had literally nothing to do with 2XKO, I figured I'd make this as clear as possible.) As a fighting game expert and member of the dev team from day -180, I was frequently consulted for my thoughts and opinions, but I'm not in any of the leadership roles ultimately accountable for the decisions you love or hate, just someone that the decision makers talked to often while trying to figure out the best route forward. This is not a postmortem about how 2XKO became what it did, and why it didn't work financially. This is about how I felt about my time on the game while working on it, and how I feel about it now."
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 25/08/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 24/08/2026
In 2019, there weren't enough bear cards for an Ayula deck so you had to put in changelings. Now, there's so many bears, I'm debating if I should cut Grizzly Bears. We've power crept bears in commander...
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 18/08/2026
Here's some old Neman Beast Mode art I got from @mottaxio.bsky.social a few years ago. #TFTuesday #FurryArt #TFSky
Neman the anthro dragon in a suit.Neman the dragon half-way through transforming into a wolf beast.Neman fully transformed as a wolf beast.Entire sequence as one image.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 18/08/2026
He keeps coming back, chat.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 18/08/2026
If Whtz is allowed in Commander, then we must be fair and allow Shahrazad.
 Whtz, the Bibliophile {1}{W}{U}

Legendary Creature — Homunculus

Rulebreaker — A deck with this commander has no maximum deck size.

{3}, {T}: You draw a card and gain 1 life. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you had 200 or more cards in your starting deck.

Created to keep the library well-stocked.
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Illustrated by Leanna Crossan 
Shahrazad {W}{W}

Sorcery

Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn’t win the subgame loses half their life, rounded up.

Illustrated by Kaja Foglio

Part of the Reserved List
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