emz! @emz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I work out, not because I want a long happy life, but because I want a long spiteful one 091
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024sure the sun is setting early but it’s just giving us more time to be enamored with the moon 051
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024finally saw challengers and found out there’s not even a threesome? feeling betrayed and lied to 070
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024bluesky baby I left my ex for you please let me see other people’s likes again 0120
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024over several years I carefully cultivated mutuals on twitter and then muted approximately half of them. now I gotta start fresh here? what the fuck 060
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024there is no bond stronger than the one between a person with disordered eating and diet coke 040
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024when men walk up stairs two at a time it’s like okay you fuckin show off 041
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024that’s true and with that in mind i’m only looking for 4k of my besties 000
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024the downgrade in attention is the one thing I cannot abide by on this app 1110
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 20/09/2023glad y’all liked this one, can’t tweet it on actual twitter so it’s just for my besties over here <3 020
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 05/07/2023understand that a girl literally tried to steal my boyfriend and I didn’t use it for twitter content. i’m SO mature 1222
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 02/07/2023gonna go post the world’s worst tweets on twitter just so y’all feel like i’m wasting your 600 tweets a day ❤️ 140
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’m gonna need Elon to fix twitter cause I get waaaaaay more attention over there 0224
emz! @emz.bsky.social · 28/04/2023now I have to think of funny shit to say on TWO platforms? that’s too much for me 041
