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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My niece turned 13 today. I love our deep chats 🥰

I text from an aunt to a newly 13 year old.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎉 🎂 🎊 ❤️ ❤️
I hope you have an amazing day
Your present from me is at grandma's!

From the niece: Thx and okay

Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm going all in on Marshmallow this #FatBearWeek. Look at this absolutely rotund queen. HOW COULD IT BE ANYONE ELSE? 🐻👑 www.fatbearweek.com @fatbearweek.bsky.social

The Fat Bear week image for 131 Marshmallow. Showing how she looked in july (scraggly, emaciated, patchy coat) vs how she looked Sept. 9 (an absolute UNIT of a bear. The most rotund bear to ever bear. Ears? Fluffy. Eyes?Full of beady rage?" Butt? ROUND.)

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We just finished a game of Pandemic Legacy 2 that we've played for over 4 years (only when a friend visits) We were about to lose and the last card played was "One Quiet Night" and we all fucking SCREAMED. Perfection.

Table strewn with items of pandemic legacy 2

One Quiet night. Don't pull any bad cards that round.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh yesss, my former boss (who has been extremely Pro-AI) joining me on the dark side.

A screenshot of a teams conversation between two people during a Generative AI symposium at their job.

Person 1: i thought i would feel empowered by this

But I am feeling overwhelmed, skeptical, and depressed.

like... do these people have time to just play with AI and do this stuff?

Person 2: yes joe
JOIN ME
JOINE ME ON THE DARK SIDE

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm sure this is fine... www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/u...

New York times headline: Anthropic says it blocked efforts to build Biological weapons.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Long distance friendship hack: You can just door dash them a bunch of desserts from a local restaurant when they've had a really shitty day.

A text with a picture of a giant cake
And the response to receiving it.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Facebook marketplace is fucking wild sometimes.

A facebook marketplace ad for a custom scrap metal alien xenomorph statue for $15,000. It is 400-500 pounds and appears to be about 8 ft tall.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well I didn't expect it to be so specifically correct. I assumed I'd just get a general New England answer.

My dialect map screenshot showing I'm 55% Rhode Island.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My mother is apparently Paddington Bear-sized.

A photo of a very short woman sitting next to the Paddington Bear statue in Cardiff. The are roughly the same size.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Did a pottery workshop this weekend where we built our own soda fire rocket kiln and fired it over 3 days. It was awesome

Scenes from.the soda fire rocket kiln workshop in Falmouth ma

Scenes from.the soda fire rocket kiln workshop in Falmouth ma a rounded pot with an octopus on top and a wood fire turtle.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My friend's three year old is a chaos goblin and I love her so much.

A text chat

Person 1: I had meetings all day today and both kids home and in my last meeting ruth was standing about 3 feet away totally naked and spreading her vulva open and making it talk like a puppet

Person 2: Jesus christ I am in a giant meeting and just snorted

Person 1: it sang "part of your world" for awhile

Person 2: horrified Sebastien gif

Person 1: She's so into genitalia right now she's started going into rooms Scott's in and going 'are there anyyyyyyy.......PENISES IN HERW??'

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every political argument on the internet ends up as that one @mattbors.bsky.social comic

Matt Bors comic of a medieval peasant saying "We should improve society somewhat" and Mr Gotcha pops out of a well to well, actually: "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Are reaction images still a thing? If so, may I offer the following.

Golden retriever looks like he just looked at something REAL concerning and is judging you, himself l, and the universe for witnessing it.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Shh, her show is on. (bird in the window feeder)

A bobtail tortie cat watches a mourning dove eat from a window bird feeder

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My dad also died of small cell, but in 2015. So quick. I miss him like crazy. He loved hikes and driving to old rock and roll with the windows down and read the entire instruction manual of every car he ever owned. Thanks for sharing about your dad and giving me a momeny to think about mine. 💕

An older white man with stark white hair smiling with a chipmunk in this hand

A black and white photo of a father and daughter reading at a picnic table while camping.

A father and daughter pose at the top of a mountain overlook

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

To be clear the pillows themselves are foam latex, we don't have weird latex pillowcases

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Prepped for the pottery sale at the Falmouth Art Center. If you happen to be on Cape Cod tomorrow, come on down and say hi!

A kitchen island filled to the brim with handmade pottery by Emily Greenhalgh

A flyer for the annual ceramics show at the Falmouth Art Center on Cape Cod. Saturday, Aug. 1 9am to 2pm, rain or shine!

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

This is supposed to be a Polar bear but it clearly reads unhinged rat, yes?

Frosted flakes cereal box with Tony the tiger next to the generic food club version of a janky looking white animal with a green scarf that definitely is supposed to be a Polar bear but looks like a rat.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Handling the new meeting schedule that came with my promotion well...

a screen shot from a teams chat.
Peter, Quick Q from associate director to associate director
When the fuck do you get any work done?

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Pottery sculpting workshop day two. My fox isn't perfect, but I love her a lot. 🦊

A blonde woman grins cheesily in front of a fox sculpture in progress

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Taking a very cool animal sculpting workshop this weekend.

A slightly more fleshed out clay sculpture of a Polar Bear face down ass up, scooting himself across the ice.

A very rough clay sculpture of a Polar Bear face down ass up, scooting himself across the ice.

A photo of a Polar Bear face down ass up, scooting himself across the ice.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

again thinking about the 2007 time capsule Sydney White, the Amanda Bynes Snow White college coming of age story / romcom where the magic mirror was the campus's Hot or Not website. #cinema

A four panel grab from Syndey White where the SAU "Hot Or Not" for hottest sharkettes has changed to Syndey White (aka Amanda Bynes) and two blonde sorority girls in identical blonde hair say What?No. NO! At the screen.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

a monarch butterfly just took a long rest on the milkweed I planted for it and I have never felt more satisfied with my stupid little garden.

A monarch butterfly sits on a milkweed bloom

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I saw this ridiculous and amazing bag at Marshall's and literally whispered "you don't deserve to be here"

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

lol no I lied. That didn't count my graduate plus loans, which student aid put in a different bucket. Total: $141,258.17

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

A screenshot of a MOHELA student loan page that shows the current balance at $0

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Matt Collins wants nothing more than leave his hometown behind. But when his sister is kidnapped by mystery soldiers, it leads him on a race through parallel dimensions and THE ENDLESS HALLWAY that links them together. Be careful what you wish for! #BluePit📖 #BluePit #YA #Q #SP #SF #F

a mood board for the YA novel The Endless Hallway by Emily Greenhalgh

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

THE ENDLESS HALLWAY What starts as a desperate search for his kidnapped sister becomes a race through parallel dimensions and the infinite hallway that links them together on Matt Collin's quest to save his sister and the world (maybe even all of them). #BluePit📖 #BluePit #YA #Q #SP #SF #F

A mood board for a YA novel called "the endless hallway" by Emily Greenhalgh

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My friend had to go to Israel for work and this is a menu she was just presented. Tag yourself. I'm "intimate chunks wrapped in foccaccia thirsty for getting wet"

A menu for a restaurant called DVORA. The menu is in comic sans and includes such gems as "intimate chunks wrapped in foccaccia thirsty for getting wet" "a plate of spice dips that spin the meal and the soul" and "skewer from piece that our cooks would like to keep to themselves"

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Lol this reporter's signature that came in on a request today had my team in stitches. Not replying to emails for the pollinators.

Please note: to reduce my carbon footprint, I will no longer send ;thank you' & 'you're welcome' emails. Please assume my appreciation.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

What the fuck could this possibly mean

Am add for an app called neocortext that has AI Alice in wonderland meets snow white slop for art. It markets itawlf as Duolingo but for food tracking.

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Emily Greenhalgh @emwritesscience.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

FB Marketplace is fucking wild. (and also this is dope as hell) www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

a screenshot from facebook marketplace of someone selling a handmade Mouth of Sauron stained glass piece for $300 + shipping

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