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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Trust me, folks! AS SOON AS I COOKED KEGSBREATH INTO LOOPING IN LEON SKUM TO MAKE MY DUHPARTMENT OF DEFENSE PLANS EVEN MORE ZERO SUM, MY CHOICES SO SELF-DESTRUCTIVELY DUMB REMINDED ME OF 'THE BLACK HOLE', err, THE ASSHOLE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Perhaps #LeonSkum and his buddy bot #Floptimus see a cataclysmically concluding kinship with #DrHansReinhardt and #Maximilian? 🤔

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Trust me, folks! I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THAT MOVIE, 'SKUM'! THAT FELLOW FILTHY FASCIST, um, LEON IS A TREMENDOUS BUM! FOR HIM, I GOTTA' ADD THE 'B' TO DUMB! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As Jon "Bowser" Bauman might say . . .

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎶 TACO, Taco, taco, I can't let you go All my life, you're haunting me, I loved you so TACO, Taco, taco, I can't let you go 🎵

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"BONUS" Comment Finale: While the coaches wait on the players who wait on THE COACHES, someone is obligated to (further?) alter their APPROACHES. You can 'REQUEST' everyone's game day BEST, but when you need to be #InTheMoment BLESSED, #TheHellWithYou helps PUSH SUCCESS THROUGH.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

#CowboysNation: "YEAH, Yeah, yeah, it's A LONG SEASON, but it doesn't take much of the SAME OLD STORY BEING TOLD to create a DOUBTING REASON." - Quint in JAWS (acknowledging how little it takes to give fans, prognosticators, and [GASP] even game day participants LEERY PAUSE).

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"BONUS" Comment Finale: #AmericasTeam (with all that hype and PLENTY O' STEAM) hosts the Commanders at home in WEEK 2. Injuries impact the ENTIRE LEAGUE. If Big-D does not COME TO, they and fans will suffer more MENTAL FATIGUE. Coaches and players MUST ADAPT ON or BE CRAPPED ON.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

#CowboysNation: Days AFTER THE FACT, while "some" drank the PRESEASON KOOL-AID and others figured Jon "Parcells" Harbaugh would inspire HOW THE G-MEN PLAYED, an improved #DallasCowboys staff AND roster cutely, self-destructively, and #KillingMeSOFTLY STRUGGLED TO GET UNTRACKED.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And - brilliant #BruceCampbell - in getting back to the business of living, we all anticipate you fighting this thing like you fought #BubbaHoTep. 🙏

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“Trust me, folks! IF YOU KEEP CONVEYING A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION, YOU’RE REALLY GOING TO BE OVERWHELMED WHEN I PUSH FOR ANNIHILATION! DON’T RETORT! IT’S BEEN 24 YEARS SINCE MINORITY REPORT! I’M CRAZY?! YOU’RE INVENTIVELY LAZY! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Trust me, folks! JUST TURN UP THE DIAL FOR ME, err, EVERY PEDOPHILE! MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BUILT UP SUCH A GROTESQUE FILE! I HAD TO PRACTICALLY WEAR RUBBERS, eh, GLOVES WHILE FEEDING THE AI MY ORIGINALS TO, um, COMPILE! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Trust me, folks! THE WORLD HAS ALREADY ABSORBED ENOUGH CUSH, err, KUSH-LASH FROM JARED, CHARLES, AND, NOW, JOSH! MY GOSH! AND BOB IGER?! THE ‘CHAMPION OF CREATIVES’ TURNED MASS LAYOFF LOVER? WHAT A PAPER TIGER! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Trust me, folks! JUST LIKE ALL MY OTHER HAND-PICKED 'BEST PEOPLE' WHO KOMPROMIZE, err, COMPRISE MY CRUDDY CABINET, PIRRO IS ANOTHER ZERO! IT'D BE A FIB IF I SAID I REALLY, TRULY LIKED THE CUT OF HER JIB! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“BONUS” Comment Finale: New DC #ChristianParker cannot DO EVERYTHING HIMSELF with anyone RELAXING ON THE SHELF. More, most, ALL of the players must become consistently self-aware and CHOOSE TO GROW UP or the external voices that they and #CowboysNation despise WILL NEVER SHUT UP.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#ImprovingTheDefense involves something that has consistently eluded #JerrysKids SINCE 1996. If Dallas wants to demonstrate Super Bowl quality COMPETITIVE BRILLIANCE, they must deliver ROSTER DEPTH through MENTAL AND PHYSICAL RESILIENCE. Anything short of that WILL NIX ANY FIX.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#CowboysNation: While GM Jerry eagerly energized the #DallasCowboys 24/7 #AttentionConvention by uttering "Rosebud," err, "WE DID NOT WALK AWAY [bud]," the acquisition cost of potentially adding #MaxxCrosby to #AmericasTeam is the easy part of IMPROVING THEIR GAMEDAY PLAY.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

RDJ's #DoctorDoom voice sounds like the lovechild of #WernerHerzog and #LeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen's #ThePhantom . . . and I AM HERE FOR IT! #AvengersDoomsday Whom will he call . . . LACKEY?! 😏

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“Trust me, folks! ‘THEY SAY’ MY THIRD TURD, err, TERM WILL BE LIKE STARRING IN - WHATWUZZAT - THE DARK PUSTULE, eh, CRYSTAL! MY CULT OF PERSONALITY WILL PROP UP MY FRAGILITY UNTIL I’VE ASCENDED TO A DESERVED MCCONNELL REALITY! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Reminds me of a comparatively faint moon shot I took years ago while my son was enjoying the playground.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

“Trust me, folks! FECAL MATTER FROM ALL LEVELS OF OUR PERFECTLY FINE, err, FRAGILE ECOSYSTEM FILED A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT OVER IDENTITY THEFT! IF THEY WIN, FROM SO MUCH OF MY REPUTATION I’D BE BRUTALLY BEREFT! MY DIAPER’D BE DIABOLICALLY F’D! Am I right? You like that?” - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Trust me, folks! THE SECRETS I'VE SHARED WITH AMERICA'S SWARN ENEMIES, err, MY FRENEMIES? THE BUNKER IN WHICH I'D GUTLESSLY HUNKER? THE INSIDER TRADES FOR WHICH THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE WAS MADE? NOW, STUNNED OVER A SLUSH FUND?! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

"Trust me, folks! WHENEVER IWANNA AND MY SON-IN-FRAUD INVITE US FOR PASSOVER, ERATIC ALWAYS 'READS' THE SIMPLE SON! HE'S SO INCAPABLE THAT I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP HIM 'SAFELY' BY MY SIDE UNTIL MY THIRD IMPEACHMENT SAYS I'M DONE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

#CowboysNation: #HappyBirthday to #EmmittSmith . . . who never short-changed the #DallasCowboys on DETERMINATION and willingly trampled BRAND-FIRST STAGNATION. Even when #AmericasTeam #NFLTeamOfThe90s became less COMPETITIVE, Emmitt’s effort never gave fans a performance SEDATIVE.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

"Trust me, folks! BY THE TIME MY GOP LOSES BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS IN NOVEMBER, MY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BALLROOM, err, TAXPAYER-FUNDED HELL-NO-I-WON'T-GO BUNKER WILL ALLOW ME ONE LAST SENILE, eh, PSYCHOTIC MELTDOWN TO REMEMBER! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! DUM BLONDI WAS BAD, BUT SOD IS ABYSMALLY SAD! HE'S MY LATEST ATTEMPT TO KEEP FROM COMING CLEAN ON EPSTEIN, BUT EVEN DEVEREAUX THINKS SOD'S ALREADY GOTTA' GO! HE'S LAUGHABLY LOST BATTLE OF THE BLANCHES! Am I right? You like that?" - #KransovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! TRICKY DICK WAS A CROOK BUT I - THE FLACCID FRAUDSTER - AM THE COMPLETE PACKAGE, A TOTAL SCHNOOK! ONCE CONGRESS GIVES ME MY, err, PRIVATELY-FUNDED BUNKER, I'LL HOST FREAK OFFS FOR P DIDDY AND GIRLS SO PRETTY! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

WHAT will the #DallasCowboys DO? Add enough day-one talent to help them evade the poor vision of many a potential, penalty-prone, ROOKIE-REFEREEING CREW? Will their #NFLDraft MOVES help #AmericasTeam finally unearth their most ancient of WINNING GROOVES? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

While proven true that #DefenseWinsChampionships [when you HAVE ONE capable of GETTIN' IT DONE], and unless GM Jerry pulls off another #CharlesHaley-STYLE ACQUISITION, #TheSchottyBunch still primarily owns #TheImpossibleTask of putting the team in POTENT POSTSEASON POSITION.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"And, AND" while it is WONDERFUL that GM Jerry was able to re-sign #BrandonAubrey, err, #BOOMSTICK, logic dictates (even for the willfully stupid) that #TouchdownsNotFieldGoals encourages the rest of the #DallasCowboys' offense to REMEMBER HOW best they can COMPLETELY CLICK.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

While GM Jerry and the Boys' brain trust have two RD1 picks WITH WHICH TO PLAY (or trigger DREADFUL DISMAY), his self-created PAIN from #DavidMulugheta DISDAIN could imaginatively result in another draft pick IF, with #GeorgePickens, he really chooses to SIDELINE LONG-TERM PAY.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

#CowboysNation: Time for your next #NFL FIX, as pro football #ResumesRosterRefreshment this evening with the #SteelCity-hosted #Draft2026! 32 teams aim to STRATEGICALLY OUTMANEUVER each other towards claiming the best selection of INSTANT, EVENTUAL, ROOKIE-AND-VETERAN IMPROVERS!

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! TACO TUESDAY? NO WAY! BORED, err, BOARD OF PEACE? NAH, I LOVE PEACE! ESPECIALLY INVOLVING MARKET MANIPULATION AND MONEY-LAUNDERING, ALL SHAMELESSLY SHROUDED WITHIN AN UNDERAGE SKIN TRADE FLEECE! BITCH PLEASE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! JD VANCE 'HELPED' VIKTOR HAVE ZERO RE-ELECTION CHANCE! VIK SHOULD'VE ACTED UP WITH PUTIN'S KETCHUP, LIKE ME, TEE-HEE! NOW, ORBAN, MAYBE ALONG WITH 'HIS' MONEY AND PALACE PROCURED SO FRAUDULENTLY, IS ALL GONE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Yup. Gotcha' covered (with an image from 2016). #TheDeadZone was practically SCREAMING #Krasnov when your book hit shelves and - once again - when the film hit theaters.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! CHARLIE'S ANGELS? PFFT! I'VE GOT MY OWN MONGRELS! SUCH VILE VIXENS LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL WITH ALL THE FIXIN'S! GUZZLING KOOL-AID, THROWING THEMSELVES ON A POLITICAL GRENADE, AND LEADING EACH SUICIDAL CRUSADE! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

“Trust me, folks! IT’S NOT POSSIBLE FOR US TO 'HANDLE' DAY CARE, MEDICAID, MEDICARE, AND MY DIAPERS, FOR CABINET MEMBERS WHO DARE! WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ONE THING: EPSTEIN FILE PROTECTION! WE MUST GUARD MY GUILTY PROJECTION! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! FOR THOSE - LIKE ME, TEEHEE, TEEHEE, TEEHEE - WHO CAN'T STAND LISTENING AND HATE READING, MY BUDDY JEFF BOZOS HELPED ME SELF-PUBLISH #TheArtOfTheSchlemiel BOOK WITH PLENTY OF CRIMINALLY-CROOKED COLORING! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"Trust me, folks! IN KEEPING WITH THE INCREDIBLY REALISTIC 'WHEN A LIBRARY'S NOT A LIBRARY' MEME, I PREFER THE AUDIO BOOK THEME, AS FOR SO MANY OF MY KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, err, SUPPORTERS, READING'S BUT A DREAM! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

"Trust me, folks! THIS #NOKINGS POSTER IS A HOLY ROASTER! #RESISTERS ACROSS MY, err, OUR GREAT NATION ARE ENCOURAGED TO USE THIS RATHER DIRECT DISPLAY OF WELL-EARNED DISMAY AT TOMORROW'S RALLIES AGAINST ME AND MY EVIL ALLIES! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"Trust me, folks! I DIAPER, err, DEEPLY PONDER THE SMELL FROM MY LATEST STREAK OF HORMEL, eh, PROBLEMS I'VE CAUSED IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, BETWEEN EACH SNOOZE! TOUGH TO DIVINE INSPIRATION FROM SO MUCH COLLECTIVE CONSTIPATION! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.

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Eric M. Scharf ™ @emscharf.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Trust me, folks! I AM AFFECTED BY THE LOSS OF THAT FELLER, ROBERT MUELLER! HAD HE NOT DEFERRED TO GARLAND AND DOJ POLICY, I'D HAVE BEEN PUT AWAY, WITH A CLEAR CONVICTION IN HAND, AND NONE OF MY 2ND TERM FALLACY! Am I right? You like that?" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers. [2017 Image]

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