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CAP’N ⠀ W. D.

@emptypalms.bsky.social
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YE HAVE FOUND ME VESSEL! pfp: aeoncore1 | info in pinned

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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
// really like the idea of the captain saying “We” whenever he’s referring to his former, un-shattered self. after all he is but a Piece of the doctor we know(vaguely) and love.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
RUDE T’ TALK ABOUT SOME SCALLYWAG WHO MIGHT BE LISTENIN’.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
[ * There was a pirate, there. ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
[ * An exasperated sigh. ] FINE. I ' LL GO GET ME CUTLASS.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
THE SIXTH SEA YET TO BE SAILED UPON YET TO BE CHARTED
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
// good night eli.. and best of luck tomorrow hoping it goes by fast for you..
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
[ * Eventually, he stops. The bottle meets the table with a thud. He has no manners. He’s a fucking pirate ] IT ‘ LL DO THE JOB . NOT QUITE LIKE GROG , THOUGH. [ * The bottle. . is rolling away?? As if it were aboard a wavy, rocking ship. . did the captain’s touch do that? ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
[ * Just fucking Taking it into his hand and tipping the bottle up while he’s drinking from it. Jesus Christ it’s running down his chin what the fuck is wrong with him ] AAGHH . . IT’S A BIT SHIT . [ * Keeps drinking anyways ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
WELL , HAND IT OVER, MATEY ! WE’LL SEE WHAT OL’ WEIRD DEARD THINKS OF “ UNCLE GRANDPA. “
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AND YE WON’T EVEN SHARE ?
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
AYE ! CAPTAIN . THOUGH , AT TIMES . . I AM A DOCTOR , T ‘ THOSE IN NEED .
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
[ * The captain smiled wide at that, beginning to dance along to the little ditty. ] BLOW YE WINDS WESTERLY , BLOW YE WINDS , BLOW ! JOLLY SOU’WESTER , BOYS , STEADY SHE GOES !
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
COME ALL YOU YOUNG SAILORS N’ LISTEN TO ME ! I’LL SING YE A SONG OF THE FISH IN THE SEA!
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
GOOD. OTHERWISE I’D HAVE TO DRAG YOU DOWN TO DAVEY JONES ‘ LOCKER. [ * The captain laughs for a moment. ] I’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WE’RE OFF TO FIND THE ANGEL’ S TREASURE !
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
[ * Impaling it with his hook-hand and raising it in the air to show to the Goner Crew before proceeding to eat it like a starving bear that just found an open dumpster ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
T’WOULD SEEM SOMEONE LEFT US A TREASURE, MATEYS!
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
// i really like sound design. It’s Fun. a little bit of bit-crushing, track-layering and pitch shifting can go a long way… basically cracked the formula on figuring out a voice for my Gaster that way.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
// his voice sounds like the one in the pinned btw. (I did that. smiles wide.)
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WHAT ? YER SAYIN’ YA DON’T REMEMBER ? IT’S ME ! CAP’N WEIRD DEARD GASTER . YOU’D REMEMBER, WOULDN’T YA MISTER BIG SHOT ?
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
THEY’RE PART OF ME HEARTY CREW! PUN NOT INTENDED.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AS LONG AS YER TRYIN ‘ . . THEN THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR AN OLD SEADOG LIKE ME !
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AH. . REMEMBER TO REST, KRIS. DRINK PLENTY O’ WATER. JUST NOT FROM TH’ SEA, HAHA ! Y ‘ NEED T’ BE FIT AS A FIDDLE TO TREAD THE SIXTH SEA.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AHOY ! WELL , WELL. THE CAGE ! HOW R’ YE, LIGHTLUBBER?
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
NAY ! FOR WHAT IS A KNIGHT WITHOUT THEIR ARMOR?
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
READY YER CUTLASS, MATEY! THE LIGHTLUBBERS BE UPON US.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
STARE AT THE SUN TOO LONG Y’ MIGHT GO BLIND, MATEY !
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
THE FIFTH SEA WHERE THE WATER SHINES PINK N’ GOLD
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WE’LL NEVER FIND EM’ ALL AT THIS RATE. ME CREW FARES WELL THE SIXTH SEA IS YET TO BE TREADED
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I ALWAYS WAS!
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ARRRG! IT BE ME OWN SELF!
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A shard of the lost doctor. It has taken the form of a swashbuckling pirate captain, named “Weird Deard Gaster,” obviously resembling the Doctor himself.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s snake. Of course it’s me. You know me you KNOW my voice 23, he/him. You know. The usual shit. It’s Pirate Gaster. This account might not be that serious. Except for when it is.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Credits: Pinned artwork by Nash / meauwwqqq Song used was Gaster’s Shanty by Donchan
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AND A PIRATES LIFE FOR THEE ! [ mun ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME ! [ muse ]
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
MASTER_THREAD
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WELL, AHOY !
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WHAT WAS LOST COULD BE FOUND IF YOU LOOK IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
// Something wonderful is going to happen tomorrow.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I FORGOT WHERE I LEFT THE DISC.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A VERY, VERY INTERESTING GAME THAT UNFORTUNATELY NEVER SAW THE LIGHT
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
YE LOST CHILDREN HITHER AND BOARD THE LONELIEST VESSEL IN THE DARK, DARKER DEPTHS OF THE SEVENTH SEA.
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
WELCOME TO DAVEY JONES’ LOCKER, LIGHTLUBBERS!
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
// I was going to have this account not break character but I’m entirely tempted to just give in to the Pirate Gaster bit for the love of the game and make the entire account based around that
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CAP’N ⠀ W. D. @emptypalms.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
CAPTAIN WEIRD DEARD GASTER AT YER SERVICE
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