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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 3h

Don’t worry Rick, you will probably be killed in the process when we figure out how to separate you from that grotesque host body

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Stay until your love is, love is…”

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Holy cow I literally have the same hat - my dad was a big Jaguar guy. I’d have to do some digging to prove it, no idea where it is

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Rep. Joe Neguse @neguse.house.gov · 03/10/2026

Under Republican control, the House has only been in session for 72 days this year. Literally just 26% of the calendar year. It is absurd.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey Mike, how about if you fuck all the way off? It’s my money, dipshit.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not to beat a dead horse here but yeah, drive it all the time

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I understand this and it’s a sign we both need to cancel cable

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can it be Busted Ride of Da Year? For reasons?

Jason Lee playing the character Brody in the movie Mallrats

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That color is everything. EVERYTHING

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That was fucking great! Thanks for sharing!

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t know what the issue was, it said unavailable earlier but now it works

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Aaaaand YouTube already nuked it

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Counterpoint: voting for this crackpot proves one is not rational

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve been a cat dad my whole adult life (I’m 50); I’m 6’2”, 180 pounds, and I’m a mechanic with several thousand dollars worth of tools. Pardon my French but gender stereotypes can get fucked

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Damn. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that spec but, damn. I always thought I wanted a black one but damn.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good start, now do the rest of them

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why do I recognize this thing?

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just… Fuck You Tom. Seriously.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I appreciate the reply! That’s what I assumed and was looking at as well, I’ll make the appointment tomorrow

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Serious question: what all did you get? I’m going to Hawaii in six weeks and I feel like I should do the same

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you have to ask how much it costs you can’t afford it

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!

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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m not a mom but I don’t remember any of that shit. Mostly because it didn’t fucking happen.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fun fact: pronounced “twenty oh two”

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All current cars honestly; I can only think of a few I would drive and they’re all older designs

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

democrats, literally the only thing you should be talking about for the next 3 days is donald trump lying about being a 9/11 hero. i dont care if the question is about the economy or gas prices or about how sexually attractive you are, you steer that answer to trump lying about being a 9/11 hero

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Unbelievably sad that there are people willing to vote for this clown

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hey I turned 21 in 1996 too. best wishes, fellow traveler!

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This one is super cool, I second the request for a sticker!

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey I’m in Colorado, they should just like give it to me

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MTBallance @emptybalance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Doc stop posting photos of my wife

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