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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

answer her riddles three or she judge

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you ever get an idea so horrible you have to see it through to completion?

The iconic End of Evangelion image on the beach but it's one of those vapid blondes from 9 chickweed lane on the horizon. If you are reading this because you are unable to see the image, the gods have spared you from true horror in this instance.

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My child has made all the Constructicons go to elementary school together (All 6 CWs and SS Scavenger) and “Baby Scavenger” is in trouble for eating all the pie

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ivy demands to know where her Girldinner is!

Ivy the corgi looking adorbs
wanting food

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Listen, I will go to the mat that this is still the best appearance by Hal Jordan in any medium ever:

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm old lol. I remember that beautiful shiny gold cartridge like it was yesterday.

A picture of the NES Legend of Zelda box art

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a dumb question: I have a literal shit-ton of old memes and shitpots that I made and posted on Shitter back in the day that just hanging out on my computer taking up a lot of space. What am I supposed to do with them? Just delete them? Repost them here? (that feels derivative and lazy)

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay, wait. There is actually scholarly debate about whether "smiles" is 1 or 2 syllables. I feel like I'm going insane. From "Syllable Structure: The Limits of Variation" by San Duanmu

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*cue The Transformers theme cover by Lion*

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No no Wheelie's fine! See? He's having fun up there! He's all smiles now!

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Noooooooo! The porkchops are exploding! Samus was going to eat those! Fine, you fucking triangles. Samus gets three wishes now: She wants Girlfriend. More Girlfriend. And Girldinner.

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There. I made Batman better. (you're welcome)

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Samus has collected all 7 Girlfriends—I MEAN CRYSTALS. No. I meant girlfriends. Samus and her Hyrule Lesbian Polycule are going to climb Ganon's Tower and get some pig for girldinner! (And before you say "Ganon isn't actually in Ganon's Tower," he IS because he's cosplaying as Agahnim noob)

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

WHEN SAMUS GETS BUNNY-BEAMED SHE TURNS INTO SMOL BABY METROID. That is all. Carry on.

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shaktool is Friend-shaped!!! Every Space Lesbian needs a Robot Friend—YOU WERE HIDING A MISSLE PACK?! YOU BITCH!

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

FUUUUCK YOU CATFISH. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TITANS MITTS FOR 2 HOURS LMAO GET BACK HERE SO SAMUS CAN MAKE YOU GIRLDINNER!!!!

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Samus has been isekai'ed to a fantasy world! You have three goals: 1. Make sweet lesbians with Zelda. 2. Find and eat Girldinner. 3. Dash around with a sword like a dumbass.

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Samus girl, I know you're hungry but put down that chicken...

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm gonna make Samus and Zelda kiss if it's the last thing I do...

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dang, I seriously hope these two are related for some reason...

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Finally. The power of the sun...in the palm of my hands..."

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Odyssey is a hard sell when the canonical plot is: Penelope: Look at our beautiful new baby I just gave birth to! Odysseus: That's nice, bae. My boy Menalaus needs me to do a quick thing with him. BRB Narrator: