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🇨🇦🇨🇳🇲🇾 24, yvr, she/it >inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rabbit >trick rabbit into thinking twt:@kayaempress - mdni pfp + banner:@MetroidhunterYT on twt

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Marcie Hobbs 🎃 @nezumiva.bsky.social · 10h
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
deeply and darkly funny that the vancouver demsoc progressive party is called fucking *cope* because dear god do you need medical grade copium to trust liberals to make the correct decision when voting day comes
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what they cast on me by the way just so you know
Awaken

You awaken a tree or animal to human-like sentience. To succeed, you must make a Will save (DC 10 + the animal’s current HD, or the HD the tree will have once awakened). The awakened animal or tree is friendly toward you. You have no special empathy or connection with a creature you awaken, although it serves you in specific tasks or endeavors if you communicate your desires to it. If you cast awaken again, any previously awakened creatures remain friendly to you, but they no longer undertake tasks for you unless it is in their best interests.
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>thumps at bunny >it thumps back we are mortal enemies
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the plague takes me
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kayla @starboardkayla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
coding lessons with professor bunny!
a screenshot of a discord call, one of the users has a profile picture of a bunny staring at the camera. it has stereotypical nerd glasses and a telescoping pointer edited onto it. the pointer is pointing at a stream displaying a c++ compiler.
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
langley township would be a beautiful name for a girl
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
am i stupid what else would it be called when they have to throw the ball between each other
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
white people be like yeah im a top 1% poster on r/tadcriticism
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kief @kiefercampney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you press really hard on your computer monitor and it glows purple that means it is happy and likes that
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
after decades of research scientists have finally managed to synthesize the most important development of the 21st century: the most transgender search history ever
recent searches:
point limine at windows bootloader
life tap wow
how long does sildenafil take to work
windows reset stuck at 100
IPA English wikipedia
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i might be a stupid gay loser but by god can i notice the century gothic font and point and go "oh my god weezer..."
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i think the universe hates me and i have bulletproof evidence: when i left for classes this morning there was a cat just sorta sitting there right on my front porch but i was running late so i couldn't stay and pet him :((((
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fire alarm acting up by sounding sporadically at full volume is really cool and not at all frightening
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
no matter how much of a loser i become, i cannot install linux on my laptop lest i become this guy
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they throw me into wals :)
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
spent like five hours upright today and any time I don't feel numb i feel like crying for no reason what the fuck is wrong with me today actually just the biggest depressive wave I've had in months and months
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THIS WAS ABOUT KINGS FIELD?
picture of low poly skeletons and the text "the playstation can produce mind-boggling effects"
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wait this is my local fucking arcade
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i rember!! i write it down this time
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
giwtwm
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
had a brain blast last night with a cool concept for something im working on went "oghghhh i dont wanna open my eyes to write it down ill remember" fellas you will NOT believe what happened in the morning
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
need like i need air in my lungs and blood in my veins
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the unfunniest person you know be like wait why is discord soundboard disabled in this server :(
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i bet he does
OneDrive
look who's everywhere
this person appears in 37 photos. tap to see them.
picture of sajam
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
do not ask an autistic bitch her opinion on a game mechanic in her favourite genre she WILL talk for a full hour and go on four separate digressions including at least two controversial opinions that she holds more strongly than her opinions on things that matter anyway fuck wow talent trees
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
do you think her husband gave her the c pass
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
vancouver is a city of poetry
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
can't relate usually my gameplay mechanics are what affect my relationships
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
odyssey was good but what did they mean when they killed a trans man in the first scene
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if u put a jumpscare in a movie trailer shown before the movie u should be shot
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
anything but private accounts bro
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
got called onee chan as a bit after posting this and i think i need to stop posting my thoughts on the internet
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
incredible bit
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
fuck...
mumblesplash

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it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing
doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and
neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most
tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but
all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
being informed by my friend that ace combat 4 is ass and that you all needed to know that
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I gotta stop getting high because every once in a while I make a weed induced revelation that leads to discovering im into a new kink it happened with siscon it happened with mechsplo, if this pattern keeps up im going to have some complicated feelings about small penis humiliation by end of year
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FUCKIJT CHRIST THAT WAS LOUD I TAKE IT BACK NOW I NEED A GIRL TO TELL ME EBERYTHIGNS OK
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there's Thunder..... its so cozy
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
fellas you couldnt guess what the weed did to me this time
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bunny girl after whiff punishing into a combo into super: yeah that shit was hoptimal
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a fun feature of my brain is the part where i get really scared of being a boring and uninteresting person even if its within like 12 hours of my lovely friends telling me they enjoy my company
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
one of the few things they got in the uk that's better than here is they actually got right to roam laws but even then england is way stingier than scotland about it so in conclusion scotland forever babyyyyyy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
serious talk tho i got a baseball cap and i need to start figuring out how to rock that shit cause as it is now I look like if a little twink was trying really hard to be a fuckboy which is not quite the look I'm going for.
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
horrible realization: if i had palantir merch i would absolutely wear it imagine how hard the fit would go gay ass tomboyish outfit with the palantir baseball hat dude fuuuuuuck
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
first person to leave the exam room
"I'M OUT!"
1.3 SECONDS
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
bashed my head into neon white for like 2 hours, time successfully killed time to go to bed
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hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇 @empresskaya.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
depression is bad ass because for literally zero reason i have apparently decided to feel like shit and now i guess i just have to wait until i can go to bed
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a spheal pokemon sitting cuties plush wearing headphones that are too big for it on a white background with the text "I like music especially songs and albums"
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