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Edyn glass

@empressedyn.bsky.social
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Who doesn't read bios wtf I WILL be mean to you and make you cry

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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Some art I made a little while back, maybe check the alt text there's a few details that don't show up super well on camera (It's a lot of alt text so just look at the last few sentences ig)
Some art I made, there's a lot going on here. Okay so the background is mainly purple, but there's also blues and some pinkish gold, the pinkish gold is in circles attached with lines of the same color. The blue is scribbled throughout with some blue dots too. At the top of the page there's like a transparent purple sticker with some clouds on the sticker, and next to it is a button. Not a button with holes a button with a black background and a gold design of some sort on the front.
Moving down to the middle there is a bridge that kinda looks like an upside U if I had to describe it. The bridge is made out of alternating shimmery silverish purple fabric and gold foil. Right below the bridge inside of the u curve there is a little odd shaped golden frame that I drew an eye inside of, inside of the frame and under the eye is just completely purple tape. And then at the bottom of the page there is a silver ribbon looking thing glued in the left corner on the silver thing there are little stick figures walk to their death off of the edge of the silver thing. Right above the silver thing is a silver button that stick figures are also walk into their death on
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
They're multiplying (terrified)
Four Jerry chen accounts
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
THIS IS A GIF, YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED MY CHILD
The gif verrence sent next to all the other gifs
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Height chart!!!!! Yayy! Tell me your height
Followers and mutuals heights in list form
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Skircle time
My profile picture in the center surrounded by all of the people I interact with the most
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
oh my goodness
Animal crackers 2 the next batch 
It says it's set to come out in 2026
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
That's okay you will learn let's start with the ABCs just use that thing that reads it out loud to you
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
None of my mutuals know how to read unfortunately
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I don't know it just does that in bold text 
Unless I go like over here or something. Wdym I'm one to talk most people have this format shut up in non bold text
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you had a normal notes app this wouldn't be a problem
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A screenshot from my notes app that says video game should be real life actually.
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Quote this with a post of yours that would make your family upset
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@empressedyn.bsky.social
She/her
I'm starting a new career as a drug dealer
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It's that time again, tell me your height
A list of a bunch of people's heights, followers and mutuals heights
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Orange
Orange and white cat in a fetal position
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
What no look it's right in the screensh- wait what
Not vurrence (I wrote over his name)
The only thing to fear is fear itself 
-some dumbass who never heard of sharks
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
DECIDED
Edyn glass: a tie???? The postlapsarian serpents it is (Good job I was going to use both anyways)

Then we see me quoting my own post which was a poll with two options The postlapsarian or serpents. It was a poll asking what I should call my haters
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wow so I can just add as many dice as I want ig
A bunch of dice rolled to a total of 420
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Man inflation has gotten so bad, even my cat has to work
Cat sitting in front of a laptop to work
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
😌
Burger on a wrapper
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nah, this is Frank. (Don't mind that the picture is in black and white, he's still stuck in the 1920s we're both very old)
Leech
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sandwich
Peanut butter cheese sandwich that is grilled or something
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I killed her
Cher wearing purple
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Make up ur mind wtf
My post on mastodon 
What should I call my haters? 
Syrpents 
The postlapsarian
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This was so funny imo
Again I'm just sheev. My alt are sheevs in different colors. Been one person operating one account all night 
Sheeven shoderberg what about me 
Sheevs sheevm you are ungrateful of my love 
Mx sheevious Y'all this is undermining my point
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
He's really stupid, I mean just look at how this guy sits smh (if you've seen this picture before no you haven't)
Orange and white cat attempting to sit like a human
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Dinner time
Me holding a bag full of seeds.
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Done
Mayo banana sandwich
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Yellow butterfly through netDifferent yellow butterfly through net but this one is really blurryBrown praying mantis through glass
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
First round, sorry about some of the quality 😞
Sideways view of a praying mantis through a netFront facing-ish view of a different praying mantis but through plastic also my hand is in the back cuz I'm holding the cageMoth through a netReally big praying mantis through some glass
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Like, listen I wanna hear more ideas, but that's tough to beat imo
Me: what should I call my haters I feel like they need a funny silly little name. 
:mjrh: postlapsarian
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Idk, this is the only keyboard I know of
A typewriter
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I will fight you
Orange and white cat with his face really close to the camera
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Join us at the good place, have fun
Sheeven Shpielberg 
Ayo team-we're hashtag #fuckaas 
Just to help find our folks from the home Depot app
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
?
Green brown and blue parrot who's kind of looking at you like in a curious way I guess?
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ofc! I'm glad you like it <3
The Crow Post drawing except I signed it this time.
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Gave you a propeller hat because the hair was kind of lacking, but I couldn't figure out how to add more hair
The unofficial cyber truck, with a rainbow mullet and a propeller hat
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Okay pls keep in mind that pencil drawings are definitely not my usual art style so like it doesn't look exactly like you, but it's still fun imo (especially in the short amount of time lol)
The crow post, pencil drawn with triangular colorful marker hair. The colors are blue green red and purple. There are a few small pieces of hair over her face.
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I could do worse if I gave myself less than ten seconds
The worst looking robin val you've ever seen
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
They got verrence :(
Not found account has been suspended
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Uhh
My cat sitting like a psychopath. He's trying to sit like a human I think He's orange and white
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
These are good ngl
Four biscuits, they have cheese and onions
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Black stripe on top white stripe in the middle red stripe on the bottom
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I've finally done it. I should have done this days ago, but was too busy until now. BURGER
Me holding a burger over a black surface
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Guys I think it's time to cancel drojo
Drojo giving pigs and babies lots of drugs
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
These shoes?
Trump shoes
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Same gold medal but I drew a red and purple exclamation point On it
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
FINE, but only because you complimented the first set
Drojo with really thick angry eyebrows
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I gave you thin ones 🖕
Drojo's pfp with angry thin eyebrows
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I couldn't give you black eyebrows for obvious reasons, but this is scary enough
Sheev with thick angry red eyebrows
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Packing my bags, I'll be gone soon
September and October are often considered peak months for fall migration
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