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The Emperor Morton

@emperormorton.bsky.social
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205 -> 703 -> 669. Jamf wrangler, stout and porter taster, too old to be young anymore. Vandy, GSV, Firebells, SJ Giants, SC Warriors, WFT. Everything I do is to kill time until pub night.

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Dashingclaire @dashingclaire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In this economy...
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was an all timer, absolute Continental Championship Wrestling grade promo she cut on Dabney Coleman here
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seriously, how long does it take to add someone to the calendar of the saints, asking for…well, the entire state of Tennessee ⚓️
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saint Dolly of Sevierville, pray for us
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FINALLY got over on the Lynx!! 💜🖤🩶
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now DOUG FORD is scoring off us?? New low. This one smarts.
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Two years straight. I guess this is what I do now :) ⚓️
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Cannot believe that MBB, WBB and CFB are all ranked higher than our USNWR number and that we still don’t have a basketball loss yet. The one good thing in 2025.
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The new SF City Connect uniform is...interesting
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hard to believe both the basketball teams are ranked at last
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You straight up should not be allowed to bet on this shit. Though the odds make it unlikely in this case, the moral hazard is insanely huge.
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That odd feeling after what seems like no time at all in the church when you’re asked to read at the service of lessons and carols as a representative of one of the ministries ⚓️
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The Emperor Morton @emperormorton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I don't really do much on social media any more but I felt like I should save my spot here now that it's blowing up.
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