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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Happy Teto Day to those who celebrate.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They sure like trying to buddy up to autocrats and fascists.

An image of a post linking a Montreal Gazette article with the headline "PQ sought meeting with U.S. officials in Washington, State Department says"

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fucking weak-ass Americans need to look to their betters for inspiration.

How long has Albania been protesting

Albania's ongoing anti-government and environmental demonstrations, known as the Flamingo Revolution, have been ongoing for 124 consecutive days as of early October 2026

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You're really fond of being helpless, aren't you? Must be comforting in a way to feel like nothing you do will make a difference. Really absolves you of responsibility to act, doesn't it?

Ned Flanders' parents saying "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

How Americans look to Canadians when they try to insist it's just a subset of them that are the problem:

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Best I could do with my dobsonian and phone camera.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

He did. Just recently. No word of a lie here.

Trump: "We were a dumb, stupid country led by a very, very stupid person a year ago."

A year ago Trump was president.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty. Americans are dumber than I thought if they believe a word of anything this couch fucker says.

A photo of a man still wet from recently fucking a couch, under the text:

U.S. Vice President JD Vance said on Monday that negotiations with Canada are ongoing and that the U.S. would press for fairness in trade.

"They came in with a bunch of unreasonable last-minute demands," Vance told an audience in Brewer, Maine. "I think that we should have a deal, but I think that we need to send a message loud and clear to the Prime Minister of Canada: stop taking advantage of the people of Maine. Stop taking advantage of America. It's over. We expect fairness in our trade policy.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Lol, I'm really enjoying it. Get fucked. You deserve to collapse in on yourselves. Learn this lesson, for once.

Text post: I'm pissed. I turn 66 this month, and I don't want to watch my country fold because a failed real-estate and reality-TV personality told a bunch of lies-and convinced a third of the country to follow him.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's funny watching one yankee calling another yankee a yankee.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I have never in my life seen a more "guy who tested positive for cocaine"-looking dude.

A BBC Sport headline reading "Nick Kyrgios provisionally suspended from tennis after testing positive for cocaine" including a picture of a guy who looks like he's on his third day of a Las Vegas bender.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The entire point of automation, what we have been promised since the 19th century, is that improved efficiency would lead to a life of leisure for everyone, where we work very little and be given our share of the wealth that the machines generate. This is a betrayal. This is theft. This is piracy.

A picture of some bald idiot with the caption "Meta CTO says employees should use AI productivity gains to do more work — not take more time off."

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Nope, Greenwater Services is funnier.

A NYT headline reading "Firm tied to Trump donor got no-bid contract to clean reflecting pool. A white house spokeswoman said the president was not involved in selecting Greenwater Services, the business owner by a trust led by John J. Cafaro.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

5. Hillary Clinton shows up to tell everyone what the least bad option is:

A screenshot of a post about Clinton's Financial Times op ed in support of Trump's stance on Israel, with the text "The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person."

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Americans: *vote for the lesser evil every election for 40 years* Americans when this causes their government to be evil:

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Liberals: always vote for the lesser evil. Government ends up being evil:

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I feel like these people should not be considered legally competent to take care of themselves. Imagine how high you would have to be in order to even contemplate doing this. Or buying a Tesla in the first place, for that matter.

A photo of a Tesla cybertruck in water deep enough to almost entirely cover the wheel wells, tipped slightly to one side. A headline underneath reads: Driver intentionally drove Cybertruck into lake to use vehicle's 'Wade Mode,' police say.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Okay, but have you considered that it was very funny to watch the US military slam its own dick in a door?

A screenshot of a post containing that Norman Rockwell painting of a man standing and speaking.

Text above it reads: Military acrobatic demonstrations at air shows present an unacceptable risk to life and critical equipment without any tangible payoff.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

People are going to start bombing these things, and they'll be justified in doing so. There's no legal method to stop them—they have too much money to be stopped by something as insignificant as democratic government—so all that's left is directly applying force.

Headline: Maryland citizens slapped with $2 billion power grid upgrade bill for out-of-state data centres — state complains to federal energy regulators, says additional cost breaks 'ratepayer protection pledge' promises.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This shit! So goddamn good cold on a hot day. Spicy, and somehow sweet, without any sweetener.

An image of a bottle of Sapporo Hokkaido Furano hops-flavoured sparkling water.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

This guy had some ideas about how to deal with a totalitarian regime. Maybe you could follow his lead.

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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Pretty easy to be a true believer when you're getting this much cash.

An image indicating that Chuck Schumer has received $6,455,056 from Israel lobbyists and PACs.

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