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Ethan Montag

@emontag.bsky.social
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s a really poorly written headline, right?
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After serving in the senate for two years, hopefully, the next President can appoint her as Sec. of Agriculture
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk why medical associations like the AMA don’t produce ads urging parents to get their babies these shots.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So copyright infringement is the crime they won’t do? No Presidential Immunity for copyright infringement? WTF?
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Instead of becoming a farmer I went to college. IDK why the elite farmers should get gov’t money while the rest of us don’t
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There’s no way that thing is 65% done unless it’s being built like a cheap piece of excrement
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shouting Heads
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Worst superhero origin story ever
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One weird thing about those Natalie Harp letters is that she knows better than anyone that Trump can’t read something that long.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Very challenging jigsaw puzzle
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You know, if all the reporters continually asked questions about how badly managed this war was and how everyone hates it, trump would eventually resign
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Although he died on Saturday night, surgery is scheduled for Lindsey Graham Sunday morning to remove his lips from Donald Trump’s ass
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Three, three!, three!! Supreme Court justices can’t even read the 14th amendment
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good timing. The primary was last week
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelga...
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Doppelgängers - This American Life
We got a tip about a meat plant selling pig intestines as fake calamari and decided to investigate.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bezoz, you bastard, you did it again
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
On line pool painting estimator;
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Does bar soap dissolve more quickly now or is time just passing by more quickly for me?
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The framing of this makes no sense to me. The government of Lebanon isn’t at war with Israel. There is no Lebanese military fire on Israel that is ceased.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It left its matches in its other jacket
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just Consider this Plan Once Again
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Let me surrender or I’ll commit genocide on you
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Libertarianism is an intellectually attractive political philosophy and then you graduate junior high
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ok, he wants us to believe that the guy who has never shown any real intellectual prowess in public, ever, is secretly, behind closed doors, a genius savant.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Give Lil Shah a parachute, drop him in Tehran, and let him have at it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 25/02/2026
Trump is lying. Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2 Bananas are up 5.4% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Maybe Iran should attack us if the Government doesn’t stop killing protesters
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
For the record, the two best movies I saw this last year were Train Dreams and Companion.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I know, I know but anyway… youtu.be/p_g5Zjnp520?...
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Bananas 1971 The Communist Dictator Is Crazy
YouTube video by Z3P3G3
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yeesh. I look forward to doing it at breakfast
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Great episode. Jack Quaid is always a funny guest. BTW, if you haven’t seen him in Companion, you’re missing out on one of the best movies of the year
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Enjoy youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE?...
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Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Despite the origin of this clip, it is still apropos youtu.be/EV4N2dk0cMk
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Bananas (Woody Allen, 1971) - scene with Mad Dictator (greek subs)
YouTube video by volosization
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
… several fonts
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Congratulations!
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I watched Breathless for the 1st time in preparation for Nouvelle Vague. I found Breathless fascinating & worth watching but it didn’t wow me. However, NV’s imagining of the making of Breathless is amazing & fun. Zoey Deutch is a revelation in a movie that is filled with naturalistic acting.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
People: I hate magic. It’s so fake. There is always some gimmick. People: Vertical videos are phony and staged. I mean, who’s filming it. People: The media is so biased. They only tell half the story. People: Hey, look at this great AI video on Sora. So cool
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Full story? It’s a story about a tweet about rumors. We all know some terrible shit went down but this is not revelatory at all
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There were, according to the NIH, 105,000 overdose deaths in the US in 2023 including both legal and illegal drugs. That’s at most 4 boats.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So super genius won’t get lost?
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Reiterating his bs is obviously not a winning strategy.
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Faced with the results of the elections and Trump’s lame duck status, will GOP congress members start to assert some independence from Trump’s policies?
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Ethan Montag @emontag.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
2/ However, it clearly distills the agenda of the right and can be a blueprint for clear messaging by Dems. I believe that a great majority of Americans want free and fair elections, reproductive rights, and for the government to work to enable the pursuit of health and prosperity for all.
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