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emmsbites.bsky.social

@emmsbites.bsky.social
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26 yo trans poly gremlin Ik kom uit de Malediven maar ik woon nu in België. Things might get nsfw from time to time Resident toplane player (maokai for the w) Rawr

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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
About me Age: 28 Pronouns: She/Her Location: Belgie Height: 1,52 Shoe Size: 36/37 I believe? Sign: Gemini♊ Sexuality: yes Taken: yes but poly so Fav Food: not an easy answer Smoke: no Piercings: yes Fav Color: red 🔴 DM’s: somewhat, you can always DM me Music: as long as I like the music
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Any other world cup and Vinnie Jr would be the highlight. However he's in the same world cup as Mbappe, Haaland and Messi
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This heat wave doing what a lot of you wish you could. Take off my clothes
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's thundering and raining and the little puppy in me wants her girlfriends so badly
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If my pilycule loved me they'd deliver me biryani (chicken) tomorrow 😌😌😌😌😌
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Working with bicardi but unable to drink it.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If this team doesn't come I'm gonna end a bitch and by end a bitch I'm saying I love end me
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Missing my old smite situation ship.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Washing my hands properly sometimes feels as good as an orgasm
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Someone has to investigate how Martinez could take any exciting midfield at their prime and make them the most piss boring team ever. He's such a criminal
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*my coffee order* A double shot latte with enough caffeine to kill a baby cow and enough sugar in it to give a regular cow diabetes
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also HUGE props to Haiti. They played their hearts our and if any of the other teams they play don't take em seriously, they'll be in for a nasty surprise
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Scotts are about to drink the bars dry 😂😂😂
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Scotland vs haiti first half review, Scotland are lucky lucky luckyyyy to be ahead. Haiti are playing extremely well, just the finish hasn't been there
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
VINIIIIIIIII I'LL NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This Brazil game will piss me off.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's only 10 minutes in and if I had started to take a shot every time Brazil has given the ball away ID BE SO DRUNK LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING BRAZIL #WC
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Having a lil bit of bush is so hot.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I gotta stop trusting the boards on tram stop that say where they go
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yue @h0rtens1a.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Waaa craving fried rice a lot
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So reviews for the first day of world cup, Opening game Mexico vs South Africa - just a very bad game. The game never got into a rhythm and South Africa just looked out of their depth. South Korea vs Czech - fantastic game show casing 2 very different philosophies. Both came out with positives
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This referee is just pulling red cards out of his briefs
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
RAUL HIMENEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mexico has been very poor in finishing.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mexico is playing so good rn. They're so dominant
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I made dinner today. The special clincher was the curry sauce I made. Was so 10/10. (And it was a supermarket rotisserie chicken. So worth honestly)
Dinner on the table
Rotisserie chicken (all removed from the bone) 
Rice. 
Curry sauce
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I would give head to whoever this dude is in this series I'm watching.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hehe I'm her sweetest principessa no shade but none of you are her sweetest principessa
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
SHOGUNNNN SAMAAAAAAA
static.klipy.com
Imagination
ALT: Imagination
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My wife came home from her exams then stayed w me the entire time I rested because I wasn't doing so hot. She's amazing and I love her and appreciate her and she's my goober
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The only correct hormones I'm on is the one between your mom Nd me. And maybe your dad. The joke is I have parental issues and crave acceptance from parental figures
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just saying, break up era tay swift would've never said anything about oak penises
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
MAN'S ASKING ME ON A DATE OH LORD WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO EACH OTHER FOR 2 HOURS!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Someone just msged me on discord talking about missionary. Brother, it's pride month. At least bring up rope or something idk. I don't wanna look into your eyes while I'm thinking about chips or something idk
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Having the most disastrous morning ever
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Unalived is the stupidest word that's come out of this whole pg era.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today my bitchass nearly got out of the house to walk to work in a shirt and jeans. A week of sun changed me that quick
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I love my people. They're the best thing to happen to me.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Selfie drop from this weekend
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morganite 💖 @morganite.io · 03/06/2026
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
The Pokemon TCG card Cramorant. A black pelican-like pokemon chokes on the tail of a Garydos, a blue aquatic dragon.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cooking helps me so much I swear. This is from today
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's always cnc? cnc? It's never biryani from that one place down the road.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My wife just said "do you think you can make em and have them be like, immortal" IN REFERENCE TO BUBBLES! NOT THE CARTOON CHARACTER! THE FUCKING BURSTY WATERY AIR THING! SHE'S SO HOT AND DUMB
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watching the Keria docu.
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hate that I made you love me Sorry if I made me your type Yeah, I, I hate that I made you love me 'Cause I barely tried - All My Exes (no it's Ariana Grande's new songs lyrics but it might as well have been my exes who said it"
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU'RE HORNY AS SHIT! NOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT AND AFTERWARDS YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD 2 HOURS LATER AND YOU LET OUT THE MOST EMBARRASSING 20 SECOND FART AND NOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE LUBED TF UP I!!!
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Bro being a bottom is such a fucking issue I just let out the most embarrassing post fuck fart ever and it happened 2 HOURS LATER!!!!! WHILE I'M OUTSIDE
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Never doing a night out into work day. Like if I had a desk job sure. Not for standing for 6 hours in a kitchen though
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Did you know she releases music online?
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