emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026About me Age: 28 Pronouns: She/Her Location: Belgie Height: 1,52 Shoe Size: 36/37 I believe? Sign: Gemini♊ Sexuality: yes Taken: yes but poly so Fav Food: not an easy answer Smoke: no Piercings: yes Fav Color: red 🔴 DM’s: somewhat, you can always DM me Music: as long as I like the music 240
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Any other world cup and Vinnie Jr would be the highlight. However he's in the same world cup as Mbappe, Haaland and Messi 110
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This heat wave doing what a lot of you wish you could. Take off my clothes 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It's thundering and raining and the little puppy in me wants her girlfriends so badly 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If my pilycule loved me they'd deliver me biryani (chicken) tomorrow 😌😌😌😌😌 340
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Working with bicardi but unable to drink it. 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If this team doesn't come I'm gonna end a bitch and by end a bitch I'm saying I love end me 110
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Washing my hands properly sometimes feels as good as an orgasm 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Someone has to investigate how Martinez could take any exciting midfield at their prime and make them the most piss boring team ever. He's such a criminal 110
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*my coffee order* A double shot latte with enough caffeine to kill a baby cow and enough sugar in it to give a regular cow diabetes 020
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Also HUGE props to Haiti. They played their hearts our and if any of the other teams they play don't take em seriously, they'll be in for a nasty surprise 020
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Scotts are about to drink the bars dry 😂😂😂 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Scotland vs haiti first half review, Scotland are lucky lucky luckyyyy to be ahead. Haiti are playing extremely well, just the finish hasn't been there 110
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026VINIIIIIIIII I'LL NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It's only 10 minutes in and if I had started to take a shot every time Brazil has given the ball away ID BE SO DRUNK LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING BRAZIL #WC 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I gotta stop trusting the boards on tram stop that say where they go 220
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026So reviews for the first day of world cup, Opening game Mexico vs South Africa - just a very bad game. The game never got into a rhythm and South Africa just looked out of their depth. South Korea vs Czech - fantastic game show casing 2 very different philosophies. Both came out with positives 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This referee is just pulling red cards out of his briefs 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Mexico is playing so good rn. They're so dominant 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I made dinner today. The special clincher was the curry sauce I made. Was so 10/10. (And it was a supermarket rotisserie chicken. So worth honestly) 220
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I would give head to whoever this dude is in this series I'm watching. 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hehe I'm her sweetest principessa no shade but none of you are her sweetest principessa 020
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026SHOGUNNNN SAMAAAAAAAstatic.klipy.comImaginationALT: Imagination 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My wife came home from her exams then stayed w me the entire time I rested because I wasn't doing so hot. She's amazing and I love her and appreciate her and she's my goober 240
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The only correct hormones I'm on is the one between your mom Nd me. And maybe your dad. The joke is I have parental issues and crave acceptance from parental figures 140
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Just saying, break up era tay swift would've never said anything about oak penises 120
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026MAN'S ASKING ME ON A DATE OH LORD WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO EACH OTHER FOR 2 HOURS!!! WHAT IS THIS!!! 240
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Someone just msged me on discord talking about missionary. Brother, it's pride month. At least bring up rope or something idk. I don't wanna look into your eyes while I'm thinking about chips or something idk 250
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Unalived is the stupidest word that's come out of this whole pg era. 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Today my bitchass nearly got out of the house to walk to work in a shirt and jeans. A week of sun changed me that quick 140
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I love my people. They're the best thing to happen to me. 230
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emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Cooking helps me so much I swear. This is from today 160
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's always cnc? cnc? It's never biryani from that one place down the road. 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My wife just said "do you think you can make em and have them be like, immortal" IN REFERENCE TO BUBBLES! NOT THE CARTOON CHARACTER! THE FUCKING BURSTY WATERY AIR THING! SHE'S SO HOT AND DUMB 130
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Hate that I made you love me Sorry if I made me your type Yeah, I, I hate that I made you love me 'Cause I barely tried - All My Exes (no it's Ariana Grande's new songs lyrics but it might as well have been my exes who said it" 020
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026THIS IS A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU'RE HORNY AS SHIT! NOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT AND AFTERWARDS YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD 2 HOURS LATER AND YOU LET OUT THE MOST EMBARRASSING 20 SECOND FART AND NOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE LUBED TF UP I!!! 250
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Bro being a bottom is such a fucking issue I just let out the most embarrassing post fuck fart ever and it happened 2 HOURS LATER!!!!! WHILE I'M OUTSIDE 250
emmsbites.bsky.social @emmsbites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Never doing a night out into work day. Like if I had a desk job sure. Not for standing for 6 hours in a kitchen though 150