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Esther Massimini

@emmphx.bsky.social
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Retired aerospace engineer. German & US citizen. USAF veteran. Married to an Italian, mom of 2 awesome adults, Oma of an adorable Celtic-German-Italian. Lover of opera, baseball (go Dbacks), Star Trek & all things Brontë. Volunteered for Sen Mark Kelly.

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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 8h
Daughter of the Canadian Nazi founder, daddy was so distraught when Hitler lost, that he jumped at the chance to raise her as a racist in South Africa.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canada is his other country as well. Send him to Alberta to the separatist Maple MAGA.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We will first perfect transplantation of brains into androids. Then AI will replicate the brains and hello, Cylons.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shall we tell Trump about the Ides of March? He’s historically likely to be done in by his own party. He needs to stay away from clumps of Republican Senators.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He wants to do it to Sen Mark Kelly too. The Pope needs to execute any Catholic troops involved in this. The President of the LDS church as well and all abrahamic religious leaders need to make it clear: thou shalt not kill.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A non-white South African.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want them all identified.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I so want every cheering face identified.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Except Christian Nationalist or ultra Zionist or ISIS-adherent pilot will crash a plane.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But if he takes out San Diego during comic con, or any number of conventions in LA, he’ll satisfy Tuberville because…furries.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me as well.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to see signs that mimic the Socialist one the GOP has everywhere for Dr Shah but with the words Authoritarian or Fascist.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boy babies get erections in utero. And many are born with one. Practice makes perfect?
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May I introduce you to Babatunde Hip-hopera. He’s on YouTube and also tours.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rest of us should support our local companies. And if you are rural, there’s Met broadcasts at the movie theater, live.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And most opera companies have pre show talks which are useful if you don’t have a clue about what you’re going to see, and podcasts too.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where do you live? Operas all over the country have programs like this.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also should our True North friends be so inclined, Maduro him & family. There’s an uninhabited island off Newfoundland, Quirpon, historically (16th century) known as the Isle of Demons. Put them all there. Pro tip: he’d be really into it if you sent Mounties, he has a uniform fetish.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m ex USAF—sadly many civilians love air shows & have since 1918 (Chicago Cubs/Red Sox game flyover.) Don’t watch & they’ll stop? I worry there’ll be a catastrophic stadium crash. 1988 Italian Air Force killed over 70 at Ramstein GER; even more dead in Lviv, UKR in 2002. Stadium would be 1000s.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We love you!
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Third choice wife can’t even be bothered to do what the rest of us do to husbands who nod off. Where’s the sharp elbow? Oh wait. You have to actually like someone to sit close enough as well as GAF.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hope Trump enjoys living in Sea-to-lake.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m suddenly at 69 starting to understand the appeal of drawing & quartering as a sentence for treason. And I’m against the death penalty. Even for Nazis. Ideally let’s put all these trumpers on a remote island and turn it into a reality show that they can’t ever win. Or monetize. 
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Elon is your citizen. Can’t you get him? Surely he broke some law.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But…your biggest “entrepreneur” is Elon Musk.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No English, French, Dutch or Spanish etc names. Local Indigenous only. I live on the Piipaash (pronounced Pee-posh) nation in Arizona. Known as Phoenix these days.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
newsinteractives.cbc.ca/longform/tec...
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These techno-utopians wanted to put scientists in charge of government
In the first half of the 20th century, a group called Technocracy Incorporated wanted to reorganize society by putting scientists in charge. The movement flamed out, but its underlying message still a
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Canada could detain its citizen Elon Musk. His grandpa started the whole techno fascist thing in Saskatchewan. After jail and WW2, he was distraught that the Nazis lost! Ah but then, What apartheid in yonder South Africa shows up as next best thing.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let’s change the name of web searching to not be Google. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We gave him up back in the day. #dbacks
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This map is unfair to people who are Indigenous, Black, Brown who make up the "Red". Most cities are Blue, even Texas. GOP gerrymanders Blue Congressional seats out of existence. Also map is inaccurate, New Mexico & Colorado are Blue, Arizona has Blue exec government but Red 1-vote majority leg.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now change Ontario, California, Criminal Donnie.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What about Ontario, California?
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m 69 and I feel qualified to throw for the Diamondbacks in relief.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m an actual Captain and I dub thee worthy.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jesus said to pray in your closet, not in public.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Natalie will do it.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He’s mixing in the meat of the wild horses he’s killing…
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He can’t see his own dick.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Look for my pager
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This was a tourist site for US families of occupation troops in Germany into the 1990s. US took Nazi resorts in Bavaria, turned them into “Armed Forces Recreation Areas”. Affordable - you paid by rank. How socialist! They still have at least one in garmisch. Excursions were offered to local sites
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Her opponent’s LG is a rural right wing woman who wants to reinstate the 1800s pre statehood abortion laws and exclude trans people from society.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who are these leftist extremists in AZ? The guy running for congress in my district is ex GOP as was the person who came in second. Attorney general is ex GOP. OTOH there are zillions of MAGAts including the architect of Jan 6 who is running for guv. He’s LDS; Giles can siphon off some of those.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Her kids need to be rehomed. She’s helped take away so many babies and kids from their parents—who did not lie for a despot. Maybe she has an ethical relative.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Born in Germany in 57. Dad was in army, recent US citizen, mom German. Lived in US for 3 yrs as toddler. Had “derived” citizenship which I’d lose unless I lived in US from 14-21 for 5 years. Returned to US when I turned 16. Told I needed congress approval to run for prez. Now I’m dual US-German.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Emperor Nero won every chariot race he drove in. At his personal stadium, the Circus Nero. Also was an Olympian in 67. Played the lyre. Won the ten horse chariot race even tho he fell off. He rigged the entire Olympics. Fortunately all his wins were nullified after he died. Remind you of anyone?
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The woman on the left is the daughter of an actual communist functionary. People in her hometown are quite vocal about the many advantages she had. (I was there a year ago and my guide was quite vocal as were the people in bars and restaurants.)
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wait til Hegseth finds out that women need testosterone too.
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Esther Massimini @emmphx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Elon Musk does not have an engineering degree. He has never trained as an engineer.
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