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emmettk.bsky.social

@emmettk.bsky.social
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Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”

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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Locktober is here. 🔒 It’s time to lock in and plug up. How ambitious are we feeling this year? 😏 Pride Plug starts at 6 inch for just $30 and goes all the way up to 12 inch, all made from platinum-cured silicone. happyholetoys.com
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That sold so fast! Thanks for entertaining my test, love to see it was a success :D I guess I'll need to see what other single-color flop toys I have that might be good for these Look for future flash sales like this on happyholetoys.bsky.social!
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18+ | Make your hole a happy hole! Platinum Cure Silicone toys handmade in Seattle since 2021. Shop at www.happyholetoys.com and Seattle’s Doghouse Leathers! In-use content happyholensfw.bsky.social
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm trying something new and I thought I'd test it out with my bloomfs to see how it goes! I’ve got this 6 inch Pride Plug (made by yours truly) with a couple tiny cosmetic divots on the base. Usually $30, but this one's just $20! 💜 And right in time for Locktober ;) Details + link ⬇️
Pride Plug 6 inch (max circumference) & moiThe two divots are on the left and right sides of the base. They are so incredibly shallow, but not how our single-color inventory toys are supposed to be. A deal!
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hi phone friends #mcm
Nude black and white bathroom mirror selfie #uncut
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yayyy New Phone Friday
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Help I jacked up my neck while sleeping a few nights ago and it’s not getting better and I genuinely don’t know what to do, it even hurts to swallow 😭
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Back in this bathroom on #scs
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday is for cataloging the new physique pictorials additions to your vintage smut collection 😋
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We may have forgotten how “every other Friday” works over summer, but Happy Hour is BACK 😅 So we’re making it up to you: ✨ 20% off EVERYTHING 💚 No minimum, no code needed 💌 Email subscribers: check your inbox for a little extra 4–11pm Pacific. See you there!
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
#mcm
Mirror nude but make it monochrome
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday chores nude inspired by @qc0x.bsky.social
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Premium Pours are back! 🌈💚🌊 50+ fresh toys in Opalescent Rainbow, Seacock Spirit & Stormy Seas signature pour styles are live now, with lots of glow-in-the-dark + UV-reactive goodness. ✨ Come find your new friend! www.happyholetoys.com
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hi gay! Any Seattle Pride weekend activity suggestions for a bitch and his partner? 🙃
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Are you an oomf? Did you go to White Center Pride yesterday? Did you happen to take a pic of our @happyholetoys.bsky.social stall? Please share!! Our day was so busy I barely got any pics and nothing for social media. I’m so bummed! Hoping someone out there snapped a pic and sees this :)
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Been super busy getting ready for tomorrow’s Pride event so I owe a fresh cut pic but guyssssss I think you’re gonna like it :))
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Love those friends you get a random snap from and you don’t know if it’s gonna be a cute selfie, a dog/cat pic, or showing off full cock and hole 🥰
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Help! Hair appt tonight, was supposed to get it chopped short for Pride. Having second thoughts and everyone I’ve asked likes it long 😩 Do I go short and gay or keep the length?? (Ignore the scruffy! Barber asks me to grow it out so they can trim all nice 😅)
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A slightly belated (but still very gay) Happy Pride! 🌈 We've been a little quiet lately because we've been hard at work getting ready for White Center Pride this Saturday. Stop by from 12–8 PM for Premium Pours, Single Color toys, and a few event-exclusive goodies. We'd love to see you there!
HHT stall from a previous White Center Pride featuring our fabulous rainbow wall of silicone
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
'Bout time to call it a week
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can’t wait to finish work, get home, take off my pants, make a fun lil beverage, and stroke my penis ‘til it’s time for bed 🥰
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Heard it’s #FCF 😏
Person standing in front of white wall holding a Sasquatch XLarge dildo in Seacock Spirit
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Beach houseeee! 🏖️
Shocker, another #uncut nude
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Beach houseeee! 🏖️
Shocker, another #uncut nude
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Bring back summer now! 😡
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🌱 Happy Hour is live 4–11pm Pacific! We’re celebrating the first day of spring with 25% off UV Sparkle Green toys in 00-40 firmness — on inventory AND Made-to-Order toys! 💚 Email subscribers: check your inbox for a bonus code good on ALL orders 👀
Sasquatch Small, Magister Medium, Geo Large all in UV-Sparkle Green on a white base.Happy Hour: 4-11pm Pacific
UV Sparkle Green Toys in 00-40 firmness.
Inventory AND Made-to-Order
25% off!
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Have any moots/oomfs been to TRC and have any advice for first timers? 🫣 Things like: when do reservations open, are they hard to get, when are good times to go, things to bring, and yeah anything else that would be good to know so we can finally do some naked camping? 🏕️🙂
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hi phone friends #mcm
Nude black and white bathroom mirror selfie #uncut
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Technically it counts as #monochromemonday if its all red, right?
Sanding in a bar restroom with all red lighting, side profile full body with my shorts pulled down around my things and dick hanging
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Still playing! Blues, greens, aquas... and lots of pretty in-betweens Adding some fun new things to the shop soon :)
Six toys on a matte black background. Various shades of blue, green, and a mixes of the two.
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seattalt.bsky.social @seattalt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Alright, let’s do the "more oomf content featuring a toy I made" giveaway! 😈 
To enter: 1) Comment which model/size (1–2) you want 2) Follow @happyholetoys.bsky.social 
Remember the catch: you gotta post using it!! 👀 18+ only. US/Canada (CAN winner pays duties).
 Entries close Friday 2/20 @ 12 PST
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seattalt.bsky.social @seattalt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It’s been too long since I’ve seen one my sexy oomfs with a toy I made in their hole. What if I gave one away but you gotta show us using it? 🙃
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who else likes a clothed/nude comparison? #mcm
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#mcm
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Gooooood morning :)
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Checking in
Mirror nude, shirt pulled up
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#mcm
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hungover in a “chill on the couch and slow stroke my cock” kinda way 🫠
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wait is it even legal to post a haircut pic on #fcf?
A bathroom mirror pic of me in light weathered grey Wood boxers with a white waistband and a certain outline is showing. I got a haircut a couple of days ago and it feels sooo much better!
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Going commando in jeans is all fun and games until you remember there’s a zipper you’re u***t with a full bush
Mirror selfie in out bedroom, Snippet’s on the bed behind me
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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Creator Spotlights are growing ✨ Our second featured creator, @kaiauyangboi.bsky.social is now live! Explore real experiences, favorite toys, and in-use content with Happy Hole Toys. 🔗 Find their Spotlight on our site's Reviews page: happyholetoys.com/pages/reviews
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Every time I see a local moot using a toy that’s not one we made, it makes me a little 😢
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seattalt.bsky.social @seattalt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Saturday morning cuddles? #scs
Looking down at my soft hairy #uncut cock laying in bed
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Early adopters here get a little treat this FCF 🥰
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My big project for the past couple months has finally soft-launched! I’m so excited to have built a hub to better connect our shoppers with creators’ content that they put such much work into — and looking forward to working with many more amazing creators! 🥰
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Not being in a townhouse anymore means I can do a lot more of this 🙃
Wearing just short shorts on a red Adirondack chair with my #uncut softie hanging out
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)
Naked boy in front of a mirror with cleaning things around him in an otherwise empty house
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Been a busy week. Still haven’t had time for a haircut and barely shaved. Happy belated FCF 😘
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’m gonna breed my man’s hole today and idc who knows it 🥰
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Dad spent #scs putting up Xmas decorations 🎅
User standing in his home bathroom wearing a snoopy sweatshirt and his underwear pulled down showing his soft #uncut penis
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I had to skip FCF to ship the final holiday dongs, but they’re out! Now I’m sooo here for #scs
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