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For The Many Not The Few now in burnout mode -BSc SWE on pause. Before, SEN-Edu|NHS|National Gallery 🐦:@jacarandachick 📩: ngl.link/emmessenn_ #python 🐍 #machinelearning 🤖#CFCW⚽#CFC⚽#disability🌻♿#vestibularmigraine 🤕 #freepalestine 🇵🇸 #buddhism📿

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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 16h
Happy birthday kween 💙 #LJ
Chelsea FCW player Ms Lauren James with Ms Alyssa Thompson in the tunnel
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 29/09/2026
Nice things on the skyline today. Hebru Brantley Everyone’s Scared, and My Secrets Keep Secrets #artsky
Artist Hebru Brantley’s Everyone’s ScaredArtist Hebru Brantley’s My Secrets Keep Secrets
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 18/09/2026
Finally getting to the end stage with my Naturium products and replacements are incoming… Was a Bioderma girly before I discovered Naturium’s Glow Getter…here we are back it again. #smb #bskyskin
Blue plastic pouch of Bioderma Sower Oil
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 14/09/2026
They’re saying give Macklemore a Nobel Peace Prize and take the Grammy back 😏
Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don’t take sides”
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 11/09/2026
2 yrs to piss off the racists from the 4th plinth after the last sculpture was attacked is a beautiful lick-back Ms Tschabalala 💅🏾 -her sculpture "Seated" was defaced after being installed in the English town Bexhill-On-Sea. Vandals spray painted the skin of the sculpted Black woman white. #blacksky
Lady In Blue sculpture by artist Ms Tschabalala Self on Trafalgar Square 4th plinth.

A Black woman wearing a sky blue dress and shoes strides across the plinth, her hair is an updo and she wears a large beefed necklace artist Ms Tschabalala Self standing in front of her Lady In Blue sculpture on Trafalgar Square 4th plinth.

A Black woman wearing a sky blue dress and shoes strides across the plinth, her hair is an updo and she wears a large beefed necklacCNN style
This is Self's first public sculpture in the
UK since 2023, when her sculpture
"Seated" was defaced after being installed in the English town Bexhill-On-Sea. Vandals spray painted the skin of the sculpted Black woman white. "I was very upset when the sculpture was vandalised, but ultimately that experience turned out being one that was very edifying for me," Self said. "It highlighted how real people, not just figurative sculptures, experience these same kind of aggressions and acts of violence and intimidation in real life. So I feel like for those reasons, the sculpture did its work." A community clean-up day was organised following the incident and the white paint was removed.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 24/08/2026
At the time Lord Keir of House Starmer and Aaaaange started this virtue signalling they’d surpressed the report into racism in the Labour Party. Rayner’s back in office and we remember she’ll do anything for power too.
Labour Party Leader Keir Starmer and Deputy Labour Party Leader Angela Rayner take a knee for BLM
Starmer wears a blue suit, white shirt, mauve tie. Rayner wears a black dress, rose pink jacket.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 19/08/2026
A dense read, I managed half of it in one sitting. The roll call of the lynch mob has to include every name on this list -hold them accountable, don’t forget a single one of them. #arday
Issy Vine • Follow
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#news #media #journalists #accountability #tasteofyourownmedicine
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Gordon Rayner -The Telegraph
Fiona Hamilton -The Times
Emma Yeomans -The Times
Giles Coren -The Times
Lanre Bakare -The Guardian
Jack Grove -The Times
Lara Brown -The Spectator
Toby Young -The Spectator
Peter Wood -The Spectator
John Power -The Spectator
Tom Slater -The Spectator
Camilla Long -The Sunday Times
lain Macwhirter -The Times
Mellisa Kite -The Spectator
Daniel Engber -The Atlantic
Tyler Austin Harper -The Atlantic

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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 14/08/2026
Thought my phone was about to explode in my hand #heatwave
Severe Alert
Issued by the UK Government
1m ago
There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks.
Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 12/08/2026
Pitchfork with a banger: “its very existence has made the world a worse place.” ~about that Tyga album specifically can also be about AI generally.
A 0/10 score of Tyga’s album

A black circle outline, 0.0 in black font, white background
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 10/08/2026
Occurs to me I haven’t seen lockscreen thread in a while: African Madonna by Studio Muti
Lockscreen: African Madonna by Studio Muti
A Black woman wearing traditional tribal gown with influences from all over Africa to represent an African madonna.
Multicoloured red , orange, yellow print gown and headdress
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 07/08/2026
Time to circle back to misogynoir at The Ringer, just seen the big picture hosts speak on the thomas crown remake …saying the actor replacing Taylor Russell is “an upgrade” and they were not referring to her body of work. It goes unchecked, two white critics dismissing a Black actress’ beauty + aura
Actress Ms Taylor Russell wearing black jacket, black wide brimmed hat
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 07/08/2026
We know uk broadcasters DGAF about growing women’s football -BBC acing women’s football show this season after those late night slots did so well last season-. Here’s C4 deciding to sit out WAFCON until later stages -they screwed an opportunity to grow wafcon fanbase ffs-. #wafcon
Tom Garry tweet on C4 broadcasting wafcon games:

“Some #WAFCON news for UK viewers: Channel 4 have confirmed they'll air the knock-out stages live.
The quarters-finals and semi-finals will be streamed live on Channel 4 Sport YouTube. The final will be live on E4, as a UK broadcaster shows the tournament live for the first time.”
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 28/07/2026
Lavia should just go Uni* *(recycling an old Man Utd tweet)
Mary J Blige looking unimpressed, wearing a white polar neck with white hoop earrings long blonde hair
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 22/07/2026
Welcome home Maika 💙 Don't ever go on loan again. #CFCW
Maika Hamano Chelsea FCW player, wearing white t-shirt, black trousers, black backpack, smiling with arms stretched open
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 13/07/2026
Algo on the other place served this art to me and although his account isn’t active I’m tagging as i love what I saw @mentnelson.bsky.social paints with ice and water. #artsky
Watercolour by Ment Nelson:
Woman in a ball gown , white with  multicoloured across the bodice and sleevesWatercolour by Ment Nelson:
Icy road with tyre tracks cutting through the snow, grey stripes on whiteWatercolour by Ment Nelson:
Abstract splashes of purples, greys, violet against a white background Watercolour by Ment Nelson:
Abstract, splashes of violets, purples, greys against a white background
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 08/07/2026
Robert Wun YOUR MIND!!! #fashionsky
Black woman walking Robert Wun FW 2026 catwalk.
Daffodil yellow deep v neck gown, holding large yellow bouquet
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 08/07/2026
Good morning especially to the gawdess Ms Lupita Nyongo This beauty could start an intergalactic war #fashionsky
Actress Ms Lupita Nyongo wearing custom Armani Privé at the Odyssey photo Call in Paris.
Wearing a burgundy red gown standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.Actress Ms Lupita Nyongo wearing custom Armani Privé -burgundy red gown, shaved head, silver ring and earrings.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 06/07/2026
Ms Zendaya wearing the Schiaparelli gown that closed the Schiaparelli FW show this morning -I literally just watched the YT stream, very calming for me. Anyways when the book on Zendaya + Law Roach drops I’ll be buying hard copies -the vision, the reach, the juice .
Ms Zendaya wearing a white ombré Schiaparelli couture gown at The Odyssey red carpet , with white So Kate Louboutin shoesMs Zendaya wearing a white ombré Schiaparelli couture gown at The Odyssey red carpet , with white So Kate Louboutin shoesMs Zendaya wearing a white ombré Schiaparelli couture gown at The Odyssey red carpet Ms Zendaya wearing a white ombré Schiaparelli couture gown standing in front of an enormous sculpture of a horse.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 05/07/2026
Tchwwwwwwwww #BlueCoOut
RSA player staring in confusion.
Wearing a yellow National team jersey With Adidas green stripe logo and green stripes around the colour and on the shoulders
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 29/06/2026
This fucking guy 🤡 Could’ve done the mature thing and left at the end of the season, because throwing a sulk overnight like that and before Guardiola even announced he was going is a madness. And to poison his mini-legacy with us now he’s a bigger snake than Courtois smh
Mary J Blige looking disgusted -wearing white polo neck top, white hoop earrings.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 25/06/2026
Every week an embarrassment with these bozos.
Mary J Blige disdain reaction
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 24/06/2026
+17 degrees above normal temperatures for June. Thankful bedroom half of my home is in shade for most of the day. #heatwave
Graph showing today's temperature relative to normal temperature range:

+17° above average
Average high: 19°
Today's High
36°
39°
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 22/06/2026
A vacuous liar to the end Lord Keir of House Starmer called former friend Corbyn’s leadership morally bankrupt this morning and this read by Yanis just reminded me of it. Unseat him at the next GE if he dares to stand he's ethically decrepit and his majority is tiny.
Yanis Varoufakis
@ya...•6h
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Keir Starmer was not merely a disappointment. He is a mendacious figure of ethical decrepitude, a man who won the Labour Party leadership based on promises that he jettisoned five seconds after winning - a Labour leader who dared banish from the Labour Party not only his predecessor but also remarkable human beings like director Ken Loach - the gentleman who has taken the historic Labour Party and transformed it into a vessel for the very oligarchy it was elected to restrain.
Consider the litany of Starmer's moral and logical failures. He promised a 'different Britain', yet his actions were a masterclass in Tory-lite politics—using the same maxed-out credit card analogies that once served the austerity brigades tr justify his own failure of vision.
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promised a human rights lawyer's approach but he embraced a racist-
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 08/06/2026
Ms Rihanna for 72 mag ‘La Reine’. Didn't realise 72 has five issues out already, Mr Enniful’s in his stay low and build era I guess. #fashionsky
Ms Rihanna front cover EE72 
Rihanna wearing pale silk and feathered gown, black hair blown outMs Rihanna front cover EE72 
Rihanna wearing pale blue gown, blonde hair in an updo, dark lipstickmagazine
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 08/06/2026
We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)
Bluesky account page:
Selfie avatar bottom left
Background image is Rugrats character Lil Suzy in bed smiling contentedly.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 07/06/2026
I don't get what this means because Ska they could never make me hate you
Co-Star app screenshot
 
“YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You deserve wild happi-ness.
Let go of your spreadsheet approach to joy.
Stop counting what you've earned against what you've received. The math will never balance because happiness isn't a transaction. It's your birthright, waiting beyond your calculations.

Do
Barefoot
Foliage
Loitering

Don't
Peacocking
Ska
Heartthrobs “
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 04/06/2026
Hourglass ankles my goodness
Twitter screenshot:
“
@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app.
Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.”

Showgirl Vicky_143!
@rooks9_rooks •9h
“She didn't put an 
@cuz she's not about that life! e”
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 03/06/2026
😳
Amazon notification:

“Recommended for you 48m ago
We thought you'd like new hunting equipment.”
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 02/06/2026
Eurgh forgot to ALT
Screenshot of SwiftKey keyboard displaying a sign-up prompt to Co-Pilot.
Black text on pale blue background:
“Backups are now powered by OneDrive: Sign in with a Microsoft account to keep your data secure and accessible across devices.
Learn more
Sign In”
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 02/06/2026
SwiftKey has become unusable lately because of this heinous crap -a couple of times a day this naggy popup wanting me to login to MSFT AI bullshit. Forums say denying it 10-15 times neutralises it but tbqh the predictive aspect of SK has been terrible for a long time. Anyways hi iOS keyboard 👋🏾
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 31/05/2026
THIS McCabe?! 30yrs old aggro-merchant that arsenal just tossed in the bin. SONIA ARE YOU MAD #CFCW
Chelsea Women FC manager Sonia Bompastor showing footage of Arsenal Women player Kate McCabe pulling the ponytail of Chelsea player Alyssa Thompson during a champions league match.
McCabe was not carded and Bompastor protested during the match and in the presser.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 22/05/2026
Palantir are Streeting's paymasters BTW #NHS
GOOD LAW
Project

The correct answer is C:

Unlimited access to identifiable patient data before it is anonymised
While the government initially promised data would be
pseudonymised, leaked documents revealed that certain Palantir staff have "admin" roles that bypass these protections, raising massive red flags.GOOD LAW
Project

The correct answer is B: False

You can't opt out of Palantir
processing your health data because the NHS classifies it as being necessary for "direct care".GOOD LAW
Project

The correct answer is A: 
Identifying and facilitating mass deportations and workplace raids
Human rights groups have documented how Palantir's technology helped ICE agents map the family trees and social networks of undocumented immigrants to carry out raids.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 14/05/2026
Radiant Star released yesterday #ancillaryjustice #booksky
Book cover :

ANN LECKIE
HUGO, NEBULA, & ARTHUR C. CLARKE AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR

RADIANT STAR
=: The Good Mother
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 14/05/2026
🫡 SK20 6 years of excellence from this diva. I remember being so impressed we signed her like Emma Hayes and Paul Green had such intent to level up the CFCW machine by getting her. I hoped we'd see one more season tbqh. #CFCW
Footballer Sam Kerr holding number 20 Chelsea FCW shirt, Stamford Bridge in the background Footballer Sam Kerr standing beside a street sign reading SAMFORD BRIDGE SW6
CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB Footballers Sam Kerr and Guro Reiten in royal blue Chelsea Yokohama kit
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 14/05/2026
Ms Anok Yai for British Vogue #fashionsky
Ms Anok Yai for British Vogue, wearing sky blue latex slip dress by Loewe, green sandals with yellow flowers by Dior. Sitting on a pastel pink chair against a pale green background.Ms Anok Yai for British Vogue, wearing fuschia pink satin cape by Celine, white polka dot shoes by Dior, violet organza headpiece by Noel Stewart.Ms Anok Yai for British Vogue, wearing pleated red cape and white draped dress by Calvin KleinMs Anok Yai for British Vogue, wearing yellow dress with red shoes. Sitting on a pastel pink chair against a lemon yellow background.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 09/05/2026
Mr Yahya Abdul Mateen II had me seated -has to be one of the better Netflix thingys I've watched in a while. This production has moneeeey, in Brasil and Brasilian cast speaking Portuguese for entire scenes when it makes no sense to speak English, a lil heist action, decent character arcs.
Poster: Actor Mr Yahya Abdul Mateen II playing John Creasy in Man on Fire.
Wearing army green uniform, white vest. Holding a gun, fire exploding in the background.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 09/05/2026
Heheh dunno exactly which nation I'm plagiarising with this! First time working with colours so kept things simple 🤓
Green, black, red striped flag. A small white Karel robot sits in the top right corner.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 04/05/2026
15 ish years ago I went to Madrid to escape the royal wedding -didn't think this through as Spain was just as enthralled by it and coverage was everywhere. Went for an early evening Chinese -so early there were no other customers. This group walks in dressed as cartoon characters...
Cartoon mascot, blue and white with cat features and red nose, restaurant setting with with table cloths and red walls.
A finger pointing at the mascot can be seen on the left side.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 02/05/2026
Before we reach the end of the internet I'm posting mundane every day stuff The HaruHaru is such a comfortable creamy experience -thicker than I usually like but absorbs well, my face feels deeply moisturised hours after applying it. The Isntree is my summer fave -light, hydrating 🤌🏾 #smb #bskyskin
Two sunscreens.
HaruHaru Wonder SPF50. Yellow plastic tube with purple font?
Isntree Watery Sun Gel SPF50. White box with blue graphic and font.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 24/04/2026
#NYTspellingbee
Image of NYT Spelling Bee game, cartoon bee flying over 7 letters
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 24/04/2026
Would like to take my brain outta my skull and put it on ice. 3 weeks post injections and the inflammation has reduced a little bit...but a day doing normal life stuff is overstimulating and the days after it I'm barely functional. I am impatient.
Capt Janeway on Star Trek Voyager, sat while aliens run experiments on her head, they're out of phase and she can't see them and her headaches are painful.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 23/04/2026
Who is your Birthday Twin? May 24th ♊
Ms Patty Labelle wearing a black poloneck, platinum hoop earrings, blonde hair in a bobMr Eric Cantona wearing a hoodie with Arabic font, wearing a flat cap and sunglassesMr Bob Dylan wearing black, dark sunglasses, smoking
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 22/04/2026
Damaging to go in as a Yes man for this particular ownership. lmao please we all know Gary O'Neil is next on the conveyor belt. #BlueCoOut
Club Statements:

European qualification and progress in the
FA Cup.

As the Club works to bring stability to the
Head Coach position, we will undertake a
process of self-reflection to make the right
long-term appointment.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 21/04/2026
Aunty Diane I wish you many more moments like this...such delicious schadenfreude #bootinhisarse
Image: Mother of The House MP  Ms Diane Abbott wearing blue, black rimmed glasses, tri-strand sliver necklace, gesturing incredulity in Parliament.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 15/04/2026
Capt of the team spotlighting a player who receives the most abuse on her podcast socials. Hate that cfcw players know there's no protection from senior colleagues. Millie Bright this won't save your podcast just go play for Arsenal. #CFCW
Thumbnail image of Lauren James foot stamp on Michelle Alozie on Millie Bright and Rachel Daly podcast.
Bright and Daly foreground close up shots, looking shocked.
James bent over Alozie on the pitch mid-play.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 12/04/2026
I ordered this anorak off Etsy and it arrived with these...smurf things? What are these?? #askbsky
White plastic socks with grip texture along the bottom.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 11/04/2026
Gimme a break Two weeks on from the injections and the Botox is not botoxing yet...could be another three weeks before it settles 🫠 Dizziness, more the internal swaying, is on peak -maybe I realise it more because I'm keeping things so quiet around me. I really am so tired. #vestibularmigraine
Migraine Buddy screenshot showing length of migraine attack. Coloured dots represent air pressure -red =low, green =high
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 03/04/2026
I'm late to this but nothing but respect for my manager and I'm glad she's off the leash and dragging the ref, VAR and Katie McCabe 💙 McCabe been getting away with this shit for years...it's a toss up between her and Ruesha being the dirtiest player in the WSL.
Chelsea FCW manager Sonia Bompastor holding her phone screen to camera...showing player Alyssa Thompson having her hair pulled by Katie McCabe in a cynical foul.
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 01/04/2026
🙋🏾‍♀️ Cap Verde and DRC!!! What if Senegal play Morocco again lmao -but we know Infantino will dictate the match and the result #WC2026 🌍
List of 10 African nations at world cup 2026 on a background of the Lumumba tribute fan at AFCON:

Algeria
Cape Verde
DR Congo
Egypt
Ghana
Ivory Coast
Morocco
Senegal
South Africa
Tunisia
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emmessenn 🇿🇼 @emmessenn.com · 27/03/2026
No but actually she tweeted in siZulu earlier..I missed it Replies said "thank us in oil friend" 😂 She's speaking to West Africa now 🤌🏾
Iran Embassy SA 
@IraninSA

Siyabonga, iNingizimu Afrika.Iran Embassy SA 
@IraninSA
Asante Sana Africa
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