iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're loved. 🩷

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I don't know if it's because I have a substantial Twitter following, or if it's everyone who gets these, but I get several DMs a day asking me to review. They send me the money via PayPal, I order the toy myself (so my details are private), I review it, they pay me again based on review quality.

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Work-from-home days, when I get to clean, block, and catalog all of the 19th and early 20th Century lace in my company's collection. 🤍

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 21/01/2025

Snow day today in Charleston, so I get another lazy morning in bed. 🩷☕

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My online friends when I disappear from social media for a few weeks

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 21/12/2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a global social media app, begging y'all to please stop.

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 21/12/2024

We're, like, SUPER-skipping holidays now...

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 20/12/2024

If you put eyes on it, Krysten Sinema looks like a cartoon axolotl.

An image of Krysten Sinema with cartoon eyes drawn on her dress

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 20/12/2024

"Does that really happen?" Yes. This just hit a minute ago. It happens ENDLESSLY. Like, seriously y'all. Please stop with this stuff and just let people exist outside of politics sometimes.

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 20/12/2024

Went to the store for wrapping paper. Thought of you.

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 16/12/2024

I just got some of this that I bet would be bangin in one of these 🔥

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Emma Scott @handle.invalid · 16/12/2024

Every once in a while I'll make an announcement like "just added more!" and it's fun just watching the analytics on it. 😂 This was over the course of 4 days on Twitter- bunch of hornballs. lol

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I'm ready for mine, too! We should get matching ones!!! I'm thinking this:

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I hissed FIRE when I got this targeted ad calling me "(older)"...

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The timeline never disappoints. 💜

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I need a horse head for a costume project for work. My brain thought it would give me results like this cute fake bison. I wasn't expecting real ones. 🫣

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me and who? trick question, because it's me and @kellyann1369.bsky.social

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When I tell you I want to ride your weiner for hours, this is what I mean. Don't be gross.

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It's so weird when people on social media get all judgy and accusatory when someone has a lot of followers, as if they were gained through nefarious means or some back-ally grift. I don't know how to reply. Like, I'm sorry only 150 people follow you(?)

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That reminds me of this bill I got once. I'm insured, but the insurance hadn't been run for whatever reason, so they assumed I wasn't. To see it so clearly written-out the difference between what they charge me, and insured person, versus what they actually NEED to charge everyone else is WILD.

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