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Emma✨

@emmanem311.bsky.social
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did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion? emmanem_93 from the bird app. she/her. loves cats, reality tv, dwts, & soaps. nina reeves apologist. not MAGA friendly.

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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t buy much physical media anymore but obviously made an exception for this.
A DVD copy of the film Sinners with a black, purple, and white slipcover
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12h
Val has been and will always be a fucking loser. Calling out a lift is not a “vicious critique.” Jenna & Val just think they’re untouchable and the rules don’t apply to them.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The camera people are really struggling this season.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s always driven me crazy that they won’t just save the lifts for the dances that they’re allowed in.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Part of the reason why this season of DWTS isn’t landing for me is it feels like one giant promotion for Grey’s, the Rookie, and Banana Ball.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Your partner” means the person you are specifically dancing with at the moment. People who are dense on purpose and take everything literally drive me insane.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It needs to be more socially acceptable to call people stupid because the amount of people trying to find a technicality in what CA said to Harry and Jenna last night because Jenna wasn’t the one to lift him is making my head hurt.
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Buzz Lightyear: No Intelligent Life Anywhere
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I would never go back to Twitter but I miss having an outlet to rant about DWTS. I don’t have many DWTS mutuals on here. Reddit and Threads are scary and mean and I’d rather 💀 than upload a TikTok.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is nothing I love more than being nostalgia baited so I was living for the Sean Patrick Thomas cameo in Julia’s dance last night.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It better be a wrap for Tyler next week. I’ve had enough of Sharna and the fiancée with her performative ass tears.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Guillermo will always be iconic, they can never take that away from him.
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Guillermo Claps Enthusiastically on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With that bottom two, it still should’ve been Tyler.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jenna (pro) desperately needs to be humbled for a few seasons. She’s got way too many glazers out there.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Emma, Dani, and Britt are the only acceptable options for the female pros.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At this point, Mark and Alan are the only pros that the ringers should be going to bc they’re the only ones that are always on top of their choreo game. Brandon, Pasha, Ezra, and Jan are getting there though.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Text Tatyana to 21523 ten times!!! #DWTS
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m voting for Tatyana, Maura, and Julia but Tatyana and Julia probably need it the most.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m still pissed but I’m here again for DWTS because I’m still on a mission to make sure that trophy doesn’t end up with a Chmerkovskiy at the end of the season 🫠
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The amount of promo this is getting you would think they were some iconic super couple and it was years in the making. The reality is that they probably have fifty shippers if that.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
boo
simple doodle of a black kitty loafing on top of a very orange pumpkin
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, yes but also like I was shocked he’s ever set foot in a gym.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate how much the comedy space has emboldened mid white men.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shane Gillis looks exactly how I expected him to look.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prey for the Bride (2024) - Maybe it’s because I’ve seen so many of this type of movie, but as soon as all the characters were introduced I knew exactly how it was gonna play out and I was right. Too predictable.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RL Stine’s Pumpkinhead 2 (2026) - I didn’t like this one as much as the first one but it was still very good.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s also very convenient timing given how people were upset with her earlier last week for saying she supports AI music.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m not usually one to spoil people’s fun and I love mindless social media drama but the fact that so many people care that Kelly Clarkson wasn’t able to buy a $15K animatronic bird is wild.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RL Stine’s Pumpkinhead (2025) - More of a gateway horror for kids but still very good. The best Tubi original I’ve seen.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Orphan: First Kill (2022) - This movie was insane. I’m not sure if it was meant to be funny but I laughed a few times. Also, Julia Stiles’ dialogue was fucking wild.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apparently it's National Movie Villain Day. Post 4 of your favorites!
Meredith Blake - The Parent TrapCourtney Shayne - Jawbreaker Jill Roberts - Scream 4Billy Loomis - Scream
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was the little Debbie ones but still lol
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to the grocery store yesterday and they had multiple displays of Christmas tree cakes 🫠
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can he at least drown in it first?
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s Parent Trap day!
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Elaine Hendrix's Shocking Twin Surprise
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The 90s were a wild time bc what do you mean they tried to pass Neve Campbell, Rachael Lee Cook, & Julia Stiles off as the awkward, nerdy, and not so pretty girls?
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A month off screen with no explanation is crazy. I hope my manifestation of a new job finally came true.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is she gonna talk about why her wig always looks like it’s trying to run away?
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She chose to make those statements and put out that fucking ad. SC voters did not.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And so it fucking begins, people who are rightfully outraged bc Annie’s new campaign are accused of having a “purity test” and wanting Graham to win. How fucking hard is it to be a decent person and not throw marginalized communities to the wayside? 🫠
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just don’t understand ruining good will this close to the election. Early voting starts in ten days here 😩
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She has a new campaign out saying she doesn’t support biological men in women’s sports or gender surgery for minors - www.instagram.com/reel/DeQPC6S...
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There were so many better ways for her to respond to Trump calling her “Tranny Annie.” I’m so fucking annoyed right now.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not Annie Andrews putting out an anti-trans campaign ad just when I was feeling somewhat hopeful about SC having new leadership…
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Perplexed Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The one that looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never understood what it is about DWTS that appeals to a conservative audience but I really wish the show would fix whatever it is because those people ruin everything and I’m over it.
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Emma✨ @emmanem311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Salem always looks deeply offended & concerned whenever I work from home.
A black cat
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