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Emma B

@emmalb.bsky.social
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Fundamentally odd. Some beats, lots of blips. I go places and I take pictures.

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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 2h
It’s been a long day. My brain:
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now having to watch Star Wars 2
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do you mean the first film isn’t just called Star Wars?
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this AI?
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today I am going to watch Star Wars.. For The First Time.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today’s highlights
Magical light in the treesRural idyll landscape From behind the ferns, a landscape in hazy black and whiteSpooky gateposts in the trees
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday
Eyes in my espressoIt me Fish and chips
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am drinking instant coffee. And it’s decaf. And I blame you.
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Ouah
ALT: Ouah
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me just shouting ‘show me Claudia’s full outfit’ at the telly #celebritytraitors
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elite lunch
BBQ Beef giant Hula Hoops
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I didn’t buy fancy overnight oats in jars and takeaway coffees I think I’d be retired by now.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wtf is this weather. 20 degrees at 6.30am. Sorry but just no.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning
View from the train. The sun is rising
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Grand Designs 👀
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
O Canada www.maptap.gg September 26 94🏅 98🔥 95🏅 95🏅 80🤗 Final score: 907
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the love of god, I just want to wear jumpers and boots.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secured a cat urine sample. Go me. And it was even from my own cat!
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s been a day. So much so I bought some Percy Pigs for the train. The original wild child, that’s me.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha See. THIS is what happens when I’ve not had coffee. www.maptap.gg September 24 90👑 84😁 81✨ 0🤮 65😔 Final score: 531
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All the autumns
Sunrise by the wind turbinesMe being an autumnal rainbow 🌈
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Single digit temperatures and a beautiful sunrise. Could be worse. Could be better though, as I made my morning train coffee AND LEFT IT AT HOME. What will become of me..
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning
Cracking sunrise
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also said hello to a man on the train convinced it was someone from the office. The more I think about it, I now do not think it was them. Which is nice.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Speaking of energy, whilst waiting for my coffee I saw someone in the wild filming themselves dancing for the TikTok.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It amazes me that people have the energy to have an actual telephone conversation at this time. Actually, at any time. #trains
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In more positive news, my birthday lion is now up on the wall. I love him.
Cornish studio pottery lion in a frame
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had to take the old dear to the vets today. I’ve moved to a new one and they think she might be 20 and not 14/15 as I thought. Which actually makes a lot of sense as she has slowed down to mostly eating and sleeping 24/7. Time for tests. And now I am sad.
Old lady black cat
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t think I should buy more books until I’m through with the small matter that is this..
A huge pile of books I’ve bought and partly or never read
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last night’s fancy work evening out shenanigans.
It me. Cheer up luvIt me being awkward
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s surprisingly difficult to eat crisps whilst relaxing with a gel face mask on.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My trainer is having a knee op and my Pilates instructor is having a hip replacement. I’m beginning to suspect that telling us exercise is good for you, was in fact, all a ruse.
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Cat With Aluminum Hat Aluminum Foil Hat
ALT: Cat With Aluminum Hat Aluminum Foil Hat
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Put my back out simply by turning round on the sofa.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was all going so well www.maptap.gg September 10 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 60🤨 81🌟 Final score: 816
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m addicted to but generally atrocious at this game, cos USA and Africa knowledge - PB this morning I think. www.maptap.gg September 9 97🔥 93🏆 96🔥 87🎉 92🏆 Final score: 919
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dressed in coordinating tones of autumnal sludge today.
My leg and foot in autumnal sludge colours
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Another 21 degree autumn day, so soup for dinner.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did something to my hip at PT this morning and now got a twitching eye.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I do not care if it’s tropical today. It’s autumn and I am having stew and dumplings, lighting all the candles and cosying in.
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Moira Rose: End Of Story - Schitt's Creek
ALT: Moira Rose: End Of Story - Schitt's Creek
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Biscuits are shrinking. It’s all so disappointing.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bought new wine glasses. Estimated time to first breakage.. 20 seconds.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weekend time - homeward bound
Wall mural and gloomy skyLovely lines and train station shapesVery gloomy sky over Park HillBlue sky from the platform
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seem to have coordinated my jumper with my coffee mug.
Matching autumnal jumper and coffee mug
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Left the house for work carrying a piece of toast in my mouth like off of the telly. I then saw a man walking two dogs with two Shetland ponies walking behind them. Am I still asleep?
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What is padel and will I be able to do it?
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve been invited to play Padel.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Waiting to cross the road and a random woman has just told me she loves my shoes. Which is nice isn’t it.
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
10 bands I’ve seen supporting others Minty James Stereo MCs Jellyfish Jungle Brothers Echobelly Edwyn Collins Common William Doyle Denim
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Autumn is a state of mind #joinme 🍂🍁
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Björk Kate Bush Gazelle Twin The Fall Craven Faults Nils Frahm David Bowie ANOHNI Peaches Jean-Michel Jarre
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Emma B @emmalb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am going BIG on autumn this year. Browsing incense cones, candles and blankets. I’ll also be going BIG on lamps, bath oils and comfort food.
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