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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I love it when my expertise overlaps with my boyfriend's interests e.g. the Keffe D trial.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

threads is linkedin for housewives and retired people send tweet

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Paperbacks only, preferably used (especially if you're going somewhere hot enough that the glue on the pages might melt)

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Started watching The Pitt and I do not understand the hype. It's like American Holby City except I liked Holby City a lot more?????

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Just seen a new publication suggesting severe Anorexia Nervosa is caused by "spiritual and karmic factors" 😬🙃😬🙃😬🙃😬🙃😬🙃😬🙃😬🙃 Perfect timing for the start of Eating Disorders Awareness Week, the stupidest fucking week of the year!

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

stop giving men jobs before checking if they're sex offenders it's not hard???

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

"loose lips sink ships" and ships are never male... why would any girl or woman even try to talk about abuse when she's almost guaranteed to end up further underwater, surrounded by men on yachts, laughing?

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

if you want to have a nice afternoon don't go digging around the Epstein files and definitely don't search for terms like anorexic and anorexia (or their common misspellings, because this man is basically illiterate) because you will find nothing good

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Semi-regular reminder that Franny is the girl and Zooey is the boy.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

not many things can take my level of irritation from 0 to 100 in less than a second, but reading the phrase "mouse model of anorexia nervosa" is sure to do it

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Nowhere is America's difficult relationship with the truth more apparent than in the fact they will call almost anything a noodle.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If anybody is gatekeeping ANY effective treatment for SE-AN-BP please just tell me the secret I will pay any money. Like is there even one...????

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

My favourite fantasy series is Law and Order SVU

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Are you "suffering from burnout" or is it more like ... sparkling ennui? (it's perfectly okay to wish you were paid more or feel bored at work or find your colleagues tiresome or infuriating. AND not every emotion has to be CATACLYSMIC)

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I try really hard to keep my commitments, and to turn around requested reviews very quickly (usually within a few days). As far as I know, so do most people. I have no idea where the bottleneck is but it's not in MY house. P.S. I am available for peer reviews ;-)

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

August 27: I email Editor asking for update, expressing concern that the deadline "by September" is now just 2 working days away and may now be unrealistic... I don't know if this is an author problem or a journal problem or an editor problem or what, but it's definitely not a *reviewer* problem.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

[*crickets for several weeks*] August 11: I email Editor asking again for article ETA. (I'm well aware August goes more quickly than it seems.) August 14: Editor replies, it’s “practically ready”, will be available “in the coming week”. [*crickets*]

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

"Why does peer review take so long??" July 14: Editor emails me requesting peer review “in the coming weeks” I reply accepting, asking for article ETA so I can plan my summer commitments July 21: Editor simply says they need it “completed by September”. No problem, I can do that. I confirm.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

the worst part is that this would almost certainly work really well, because we are sad, fragile humans whose careers are built entirely on external validation

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Just 8 working days left at this job I love and I feel very sad

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

"As a father of daughters..." Yeah, you know who else was a father of daughters????

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

That I don't want to go? That it was never my choice? That it's not me, it's them? That I'd stay if they wanted me to? That I thought they liked me? That I'm the saddest dumpee in the whole wide world???? Sad!!!!

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Less than 4 weeks till my FTC ends and I have received an email from HR telling me they're "sorry to hear [I'm] leaving" and they're "always keen to understand why colleagues decide to leave". What to say to that?????

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

The Beautiful South are really underrated in my opinion. They only have like one shit song.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

what English/humanities postdoc/early career funding pots are available when you're more than three years out from your PhD and have been doing FTC teaching replacement posts and are now facing the abyss? I'm too old for BA and Leverhulme... 🙃💀🙃💀🙃💀

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

how long till hadl*y fre*man uses the fact that she was anorexic once as the pretext for some bullshit take on the deliberate starvation of Gazans (i guess it'll be several months yet because she's famously slow off the mark and her bad takes are all pitifully tepid, too)

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

this is like buying a great Dane because you want a dog who can make you 3 feet tall club sandwiches.

A New York Times story titled "These Americans Went Looking for the Britain Found Onscreen. They Found a Different Story". The subheading reads, in part, "they moved across the Atlantic with visions of Jane Austen and Merchant Ivory. The reality was a little less dreamy."

There is a photograph of a chubby tourist in her 40s dressed in a bonnet and empire-line white dress.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

these pathetic incel London trees, street harassing me with their useless pollen like so many Miggses

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

And zero is also singular, when the noun is abstract/uncountable (zero insight, zero food, zero emotion).

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

people who pronounce it "nucular" need to stop presenting news podcasts

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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

This is BS. I ran for office in a red state and won with 80% of the vote. I regularly talk about my identity when I knock doors. The key is to do so a way that connects to other issues (e.g. being trans shapes how I think about ALL healthcare access, threats to education, etc.). It's that simple.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Explain your @ In the erstwhile BBC2 series Look Around You, Mark Heap plays a beleaguered inventor called Leonard Hatred.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

+ if I can call "local interest in the weather" my field I would add: London is not rainy. London is one of the least rainy cities in Europe + is MUCH less rainy than many places not at all associated with rain. I have needed an umbrella maybe once in the last yr (I made do with a copy of CItyAM).

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? "Performative" (Butler/Austin) doesn't mean something (statement, action, identity) is fake, pretend, showing off, artificial, inauthentic, false, factitious or merely lip service.

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

hardly slept last night because I couldn't stop thinking about what c20th literary figure could beat sylvia plath in a fight-fight

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

There's an article in the latest ASAP (9.3) that's not quite that but is about cute puppies as a dominant political/aesthetic mode -- "Puppy Power: Mapping Modes of National Canine Cuteness and Patriotism"

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

look i have some Thoughts on the deathcap wellington bulimia defence but fear they may not be safe for human consumption

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Wrote a little review of an excellent book (The Mind Electric by Pria Anand). In less than 15 mins it got its first unhinged comment from one of the Telegraph readership's key thought leaders... lol

Comment by John Mulvany that says:

When I look at the people in government and it's [sic] dysfunctional , [sic] Marxist credo, I'm mystified by the human brain

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

but my therapist wants me to stop putting so much value on what other people think of me (my work)

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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber) @emmahatred.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

BBC headline perfectly illustrating why the thing to be done ought not to be done. School matters!!!!

Picture of a middle aged white male teacher looking weary above a BBC news headline "Swindon school confirms bigger class sizes and less subjects amid low funds"

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